6:39 PM - THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: "Why do you call yourself Mean B*tch?"

I get a lot messages from people everyday asking me the same question and I will no longer be answering this question because your answer is here: Because I am, I can be whenever I want to be and to whom ever I wish to be. =) And it's just a name.

Actually, you should be grateful if I'm only mean to you. That's me being nice. I'm a nice optimistic person but if you unleash the Mean B*tch you better watch the fuck out and be at least a thousand mile radius away from me. "You don't look mean, you look too sweet to be mean." Looks can deceive.

If you ever meet me in person, I have three rules:

Rule number 1 - Don't touch me.

Rule number 2 - Don't touch my shit. (Especially my food.)

Rule number 3 - Don't do anything else that would piss me off. Comprende?

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