DUh duh dum dum dum, Another one bites the dust
Current mood: crazy
Category: Writing and Poetry

I dunno. Randomoscity. Ever had a horrendous dream and woken up really happy? Maybe that's just me. I misses mah Brittni. I juist felt like making a blog post to intentionally waste 20 seconds of your life. You know why? Because I don't have any real problems and I hate humanity, and if I add together all the people who will read this's time that they actually spent reading this, I will have wasted over half an hour of your lives. I Honestly don't know why youre still reading. Its almost like youre expecting me to say something of importance. Im not. You can look away. I won't judge. Are you gone yet? Good! YAYYYYY! Now the rest of us can discuss our e-VILE plan for world domination. We will start by implanting small, disease containing capsules inside of cockroaches. Hahah. Cock. Anyways. We will distribute these roaches throughout the world. The capsules inside of them shall contain Sarherpeghonnasypholitarrheaclamidafluganzicanatomicachopsuey!freakonaleashonitus. It's 100% fatal. I've already died from it. Yeah, the American government killed me with it to stop the plan, but ohhhh, they have theirs coming. I have seen it in a dream. You there! You are the one that's Benn Haunting My Dreams!
[What am I doing here?]
[Who Are You?]
[Why is Tyler making a random Oblivion reference to the emperor who is voiced by Patrick Stewart and who's son is the objective of the main quest but SPOILER ALERT Dies at the end of the game END OF SPOILER although he still saves Tamriel, which doesn't make any sense because it says that AS LONG AS ONE OF THE BLOOD OF TIBER SEPTIM IS ON THE THRONE AND HOLDING THE AMULET THE FIRES OF OBLIION SHALL REMAIN AT BAY, but Tiber Septim has no more living relatives and now Akatosh is standing in the temple of the one defending Tamriel from the plains of Oblivion even though thats against the rules that Tiber Septim set himself! What a JERK! ?]

Answer Choice 3 Selected
Emperor's Reply
"What in the name of the nine divines? Have you been binging on Skooma? That line wasn't even in the game and therefore I cannot answer it. You're logic is fundamentally flawed you n'wah! But to answer your question.... Because he can!"

OMG I can't believe you just read all that. You must be seriously bored or something... I didn;t even read all of it, and I WROTE IT! Hahah the first time I tried to type that I misspelled it Weote. Hahah. The "e" key and the "r" key are right next to each other. Damn my gigantic hands. I mean. My gf likes them, but the damned things bother me a lot. Maybe its because I spend so much time on the computer and typing weith large hands is difficult. You;d think by now Id have a big keyboard or something. But no. Im poor. Fuck you. Gah. Jerk. Making me feel insecure about my financial status. Where do you get off? I hope you die of butt AIDS. Yeah! Taste that! Sarcoma scars and all beyotch! Im sorry. I didnt mean that. I dont want you to die of AIDS. I want you to die of an infection caused by AIDS. YAYYYYYYYY! AIDSSSSSS!!!!!! But seriously. I dont want you to die of AIDS. Its not creative enough. Hahahah. I just relized, Im listening to a song and it keeps saying "That boy needs therapy. HES PSYCHOPSYMETIC! That boy needs therapy. Lie down on the couch, What does that mean? YOURE A NUT! YOURE CRAAAAAZY IN THE COCONUT!"Its true. I probably do need therapy. I may be clinically insane, but Im loved anyway so BLEH! I stuck out my tongue. Jerks. My girlfriend is hotter than yours, and smarter, and funnier, and more to the awesome. So HAH. I love her. Shes probably the only one thatll read this far. I really wish she wouldnt cuz Im not trying to waste her time. Just yours. I think its awesome that shes aaaaaaaaaaall mine. Nobody elses! MAH BRITTNI! Kwah! Ill fight you for her. Wanna go chump? Bring it. I have nothing better to do! (Obviously.) Im beginning to think I might be rambling on about absolutely nothing. Maybe I am. Who knows? Who cares? Do you? Well I didnt ask you did I? Gah. If I wanted your opinion Id tell you what it was! Yeaaaaah, suck on that one. You know. I did only intend to put that first paragraph, but looking at my monstrosity now, I realize that Im wasting much more than 30 minutes of your lives collectively. A LOT more if any of you actually read this. I told you to stop a long time ago so dont get pissed at me. I dont want to hear any bullshit either, like "Go to hell we hate you tou lead a pointless life." No. Its not pointless. Im wasting yours away. So suck it!

Lots of love, your dear friend, or boyfriend depending on if this is Brittni or not,
Tyler.

Currently listening : Frontier Psychiatrist By The Avalanches Release date: 14 August, 2001

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