JAPAN PICS!!
Current mood: cheerful

HAD SO MUCH FUN IN JAPAN...BUT IT'S DEFINATELY GOOD TO BE HOME.  HERES SOME PICS OF THE TRIP <3

WINDY RAINY DAY IN SHIBUYA....SHOPPING IS AMAZING HERE IF YOU EVER GO CHECK OUT SHIBUYA 109....ITS A 8 STORY MALL FULL OF SHOPS....THE ENVIORMENT ALMOST MAKES U FEEL LIKE YOUR AT A CLUB

THE FAM AND I ON A SUBWAY

RY AN I

SHOPPIN IN HARAJUKU....SOME OF THE GIRLS LOOK LIKE THERE STRAIGHT OUT OF ALICE AND WONDERLAND....STYLE IS INSANE

BACKYARD OF GMAS TEMPLE

ME CHOPPIN UP BREAFAST...BAMBOO SOUP

WHAT A VIEW

SISTERS

BEING SILLY

UGLY FACE

KYOTO

OUT AND ABOUT

JUST A GUCCI SHOPPING SPREE

FROM OUR DINNER TABLE...SKY TOWER

TRYING NOT TO FALL IN THE WATER

SIBLINGS

THE STREETS

RAINY DAYS

THE GIRLS

CHINA TOWN

AT THE TEMPLE

SIS AND I

GETTING READY FOR THE DAY <3

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What we say but really MEAN
Current mood: loved

The Woman's Dictionary

1. Fine
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel
they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that
you should shut up. Incidentally, never use the word "fine" to describe how
she looks. It will lead to one of the arguments mentioned above.

2. Five minutes
These words actually mean half an hour. It is the equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.

3. Nothing
The word "nothing" means something and you should be on your guard
immediately on hearing it uttered. It is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" is signal for an argument that will last "five
minutes" and end with the word "fine".

4. Go Ahead (Raised eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with raised eyebrows, it actually means the
opposite. The words "go ahead" are not permission to do something; on the contrary it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "fine."

5. Go Ahead (Normal eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with normal eyebrows, it should not be confused with
the granting of permission either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". It is normally precedes by a few seconds a raised
eyebrow and the words "go ahead", followed by "nothing" and "fine". She
will speak to you again in about "five minutes" when she cools off.

6. Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but it is an important form of
communication between a man and woman. It is also very frequently misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing"!

7. Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a statement. "Soft sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. Oh
This word - followed by any statement - heralds big trouble. For
example, "Oh, I spoke to him about what you were up to last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, just run - do not walk. She will tell you that she is "fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's okay" is often used in conjunction with the word "fine" and a raised eyebrowed "Go
ahead". Don't be fooled, once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. Please Do
This is 10. Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance
to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's okay."

11. Thanks
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".

12. Thanks A Lot
"Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from "thanks". A woman will say "thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "loud sigh". This signifies that you have hurt her in some way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "loud sigh," as she will only tell you "nothing".

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vegas baby ....blog by moXx
Current mood: chipper

Vegas Do's and Don'ts

Don't let MaBeLLE or BiRd be the DJ on a road trip....otherwise you'll be listening to Justin Timberlake, 98 degrees or N'SYNC the whole way, when you've got an awesome 80's CD waiting to be played! =)

Do drink lots and lots of Vanilla Vodka's and Rootbeer! That, in Danielle's eyes, makes a real good Rootbeer Float!  I would know....because I think I just broke my own record of 8 shots in 30mins! YEAH! LUSH!

Don't go to this real expensive breakfast place in Newport that charges $100 for burritos! Especially if they're too healthy for Bird to enjoy, and get ketchup all over my pants!

Do make sure you have enough Flamin' hot CHeetos with an awesome combination of Chedder puffs for a long road trip ahead!

Don't watch ANchorman too many times in the car, or you might have someone repeating the lines for weeks to come! haha

Do use the men's bathroom if you really have to go! But if I guy knock's on the door and yell's "security!" I would be alittle scared! 

Don't fall alseep too early....you might get "sliced" by the butt crack crew every five minutes or they'll try and wake you up with a magnadoodle alarm clock ALL night long!

Do make sure you take enough pictures to last you a lifetime of memories....even if you take 160 all in about 5 min's.

Don't drive while engaging in interesting conversations with friends.  Keeping your eyes on the road when driving is a MUST!  Otherwise you may find yourself pumping the brakes every 2 seconds!

Do make sure you don't piss your husband off while driving on the 15, in traffic.  He might be tempted to kick you out of the car because you "broke his heart." Oh...and don't drink and drive. That's goes along with that comment!

Don't roll down ONE window while Danielle is driving.  THat noise REALLY hurts her ears and she might freak out on you for it!

Do make sure you use the buddy system.  You don't wanna be roaming around the HardRock with no phone and no idea that all your friends are enjoying pizza and taking group pictures not even wondering where the hell you are!!!  It can be quite emotional. =)

Don't assume that sippy cups are only made for kids and only made for non-alcoholic drinks.

Do change your ringer when you have a friend that lost her phone that had the same ring as you! That's just mean!

Don't forget to bring a belt.  Otherwise you'll be wearing a shoe lace around you waist all weekend.  That is if you're lucky enough to have a shoe lace fit around your waist.

Do enjoy a good bottle of Champagne.  Who says it even has to be in a nice glass when it's legal to carry a whole bottle around all night.

Don't forget to put the lid on the Bio Silk so we don't have to hear SIRASHA yelling at BirdIE the rest of the way home!

Do tell someone when they are chewing gum real excessively, to spit it out.  Otherwise they can end up looking like a real SPAZZ!!

Don't fall in the middle of Pink Taco and slide accross the floor trying to turn it into a well choreagraphed dance move.

Do think really hard next time you decide to crawl into bed with someone.  You might be next to chinese boy who can't sleep and doesn't mind doing what it takes to pass out.

Don't eat too many jalepenos or use too much Siracha sauce.  You must remember..... it does have to come out the other end! GROSS!!!

Do believe that slapping someone's face can help wake them up or even sobber them up!  Espeacially when you have 3 guys doing it!

Don't go to Vegas when it's really crowded!  You might end up just wondering around the hotels with a group of 12, drunk as hell gambling money you didn't know you had.

Do remember where you put this certain shirt that you took off sometime in the night in Vegas.  Unless you have amazing skills to make it magically appear somehow in California.

Don't think it's a good idea to drive from Vegas to the River and get there at midnight just because you wanna see naked chick's and beer bong till 4am and then drive back home.

Do remember..... that DAB's do IT BETTER!!

ohhh...and one more don't. Don't let BirD eat the wrapper of her subway sanwhich just because she's really hungry.  It's not good for her stomach.

And finally.....Do remember to thank BirD and Uncle BirD for letting us crash at the house.  And Dani for driving a bunch of crazie's home. We had a good time!

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FAKES....BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current mood: aggravated

IM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO BE ME....I'VE COME ACROSS AT LEAST A DOZEN PROFILES WITH PEOPLE USING MY PICTURES ETC....

FOR EXAMPLE

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=73497643

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=5793202&friendName=JeSsaLyNn&Mytoken=20050113111937

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5932065&Mytoken=20050129174947

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from a friend----the fabulous ian-sage
Current mood: drained

The True Profile of Danielle: She is genuine in all respects, yet still maintains a subtlety that makes even her harshest remarks seem soft. She is humorous without being coy, and her words are like poetry from a well written movie script. She notices things nobody notices. She says the things you dream she'd say, and in doing so, makes your heart feel weightless. She holds nothing back, she doesn't need to because she knows what she wants and has great instincts to fall back on. Her dreamy voice is like a Siren that calls you to an eternal sleep, but a sleep that you would willingly accept, cause you know that the dreams will be sweet. She hears you. She genuinely cares. She doesn't just wait for her turn to speak. And it is not that she can fall for you in one minute and drop you in 30 seconds, it's simply that she is sensitive, yet confident which allows her to be able to recognize petty attempts and control her emotions toward them, because she knows that there is something better, and she will get her hands on it. And what may be most remarkable, is that she has what it takes to be a stand-offish bitch with everyone kneeling at her feet, but since she is not driven by insecurity, rather an insatiable appetite for living and learning and connecting with amazing people, she remains an angel!! All in all, she is exactly what you and I and everyone else is looking for, it's just too bad that there is only one of her and 6, 000 of us...Oh well, may the best man win!!

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