It’s Freestylin Friday, on the 4th of July
Current mood: mischievous
Category: Blogging
Check the date, oh me oh my It's Freestylin Friday, on the 4th of July
Since some of my readers, get to celebrate the date While others must work, and mustn't be late We'll start this off early, and have loads of fun And tomorrow you can bask, in the hot burning sun
So the rules are the same, it's the game we're all playing Just hop in and comment, and rhyme what you're saying Don't worry bout feeling foolish, or rhymyin off key Perfect example would be, goofy ol' me
While we celebrate this day, of red white and blue When you sit at your desk, you got rhymin to do I will reply to each comment, you that you all make And I'll do it in rhyme, for heavens sake
There might be a theme, to rhyme to for a reason It's the 4th of July, type of holiday season But if your gear off, and rhyme something new We don't even care, we like it when you do
So to all of my readers, that just sits and watches Who have read my blogs, of boobies and crotches Jump in now, and see how we're playin It's all for fun, we don't care what you're sayin
And after the fireworks, light up the sky Drop back and rhyme, and I'll tell you why Because Freestylin Friday, will seem to not end Because it will continue, throughout the weekend
It's a Freestylin weekend, you heard what I said So start typin all those silly rhymes, in your head And when you wake up this weekend, and get out of bed Stop back by, and read what we've said
Let’s talk about breasts and boobies today!
Current mood: adventurous
Category: Life
Let's talk about breasts and boobies today!
The BOOBIE blog
Yesterday, it was all about men and their ball issues. Today we will talk about women and their boobies.
Boobs are powerful tools; we women use them in all walks of life... to get a man, promotion, free stuff, underage liquor, and sometimes better grades.
We get our boobs in different stages of adolescence and some come quick while other boobies grow slowly. I went to bed one night in 6th grade flat as a pancake, and woke up the next day with B cup boobies and I thought I was going to die! It's been all downhill from there!
Some of us hate our boobies, some of us love them. Some of us make them bigger, while some of us make them smaller. We are in control of the boob situation for the most part.
I think it's a proven fact that the one with the boobies makes the rules. Men talk to boobies all the time. And yesterday I had a blog dedicated to their balls and boobies kept coming up! Men think about boobies all the time.
I bet some of the men reading this are thinking about boobies right now and really aren't paying attention to this blog. They thought they were gonna see some nipples or something and are slightly disappointed at this time.
Small boobies are nice always perky and cute. Although it's harder to find smaller sized bras and could be a pain in the ass that way.
Medium boobies have the best of both worlds not too big not too small. Bra shopping made easy.
Big boobies get in the way are heavy and shopping for bras can often be compared to finding a needle in a haystack! I hate, hate, hate them!
I know some women who like their boobies to touch. I try and keep my girls separated and sometimes need to adjust.But I do it in the bathroom, not out in public.
Ironically I think unlike women being disgusted when men adjust I think men would like if more women would adjust their boobies in public and that's just sad!
Boobies come in all shapes and sizes.
Big boobies which I can personally say are a royal pain in the ass… big ones can get you in trouble though. It hasn't been proven, but I might be doing all this falling and trippin I do because my balance is off because of boobies?
I do know most women with small boobies want bigger boobies and women with big boobies want smaller boobies. Kinda like women with straight hair wants curly hair and vise versa! Seemingly that it is in fact true, that women are never happy with their looks.
What I don't understand, are these women who get the gigantic fake boobies.
What's the point?
Ever notice most strippers have small boobies and porn stars have big ones?It baffles me to think there is some pre teen girls out there waiting to finish growing her boobies to make the decision if she is gonna be a porn star or just strip for dollars. Do they plan their paths?
Questions for my readers…
Ladies of my blog- do you like your boobies or hate them. would you change anything about them and why?
Men of my blog- What kind of boob man are you? And why? Are you a boob talker?
Do your balls stick to your thighs?
Current mood: curious
Category: Life
Do your balls stick to your thighs?
With all the wonders of the world, I am fixated on the undying need for men to adjust themselves, no matter where they are and who's around. It's said that once a baby boy finds the family jewels, during some diaper change, that it's all over. I'm a believer.
Yes, friends… I'm talking about the scrotum, tentacles, nuts,AKA:
For years and years, I've watched men in all walks of like grabbing, digging, shifting and some men, believe it or not… are just holding their "stuff". Out in public out in the open, they think people don't see them doing it… well maybe they just don't care.
Can balls be that uncomfortable? Can it be that traumatic that you must adjust yourselves in public several times an hour? I think if you need to scratch your balls more than 3 times an hour, you need to see a doctor.
I call men out when I see them doing it by simply asking "did you get it?" some men smile and answer yes, the more perverse will say no, and go for another dig, and some act like they don't know what I'm talking about.
I have reason to believe that while reading this blog several balls will have already been adjusted and I want to know why?
Whenever I ask the question why, I get answers ranging from itching and squishing to they stick to their thighs. So it's not a proven theory just yet…
I called Track out on his ball grabbing my first or second week working for him, when I asked "did you get it?". He was a little shocked. Not so much at the question, but at the fact he thought he did his "ball shift" in a way no one on the other side of his desk could see. Glad I could help!
So I have some belief that the men really don't know people are watching them do this, they think they have it down to a science and no one but their balls know they are being touched.
I don't look for this… I'm not stalking balls or anything, but I'm pretty observant to everything around me and I can see it across the room.
It happens a lot when men go to sit. It's almost like they are scared they'll sit on their balls or something? But the adjustment is made in the front? I have yet to see a man dig way back to remove his balls from his ass. Although I know a few men who might think that would be fun.
This one time Track and I took Kaitlin and her friend Arlene to a Washington Redskins game. As we sat watching the game and joking around, Track adjusted himself and I asked "did you get it?" and Arlene replied "I got it"… we cracked up and I thought Kait was gonna choke on her soda, because Arlene was talking about getting a joke, and Kait knew I was talking about Track getting his balls. The fun part was Track replied "thank you" when Arlene said "I got it" ~
I would like to bring this to the attention of the male mind… and ladies help me out here. Next time you see a man, any man, fishing around his crotch ask him… DID YOU GET IT? Cuz I really don't think they are aware that we can see them doing that shit!
To all the male readers of my blog, why do you grab yourselves in public, in private or when you think no one's looking? Do you care who sees it? Are balls that annoying?
Ladies of my blog, we don't go grabbing and adjusting our boobs or digging our crotches (even if they itch)! So why do you think the men around us think it's necessary to do it?
He made me laugh; now he made me cry…
Current mood: depressed
Category: Life
He made me laugh; now he made me cry…
And I didn't even know him like that!
I woke up this morning and saw a comment on my myspace page from a longtime friend DJ Cherokee, saying "R.I.P. George Carlin, the funniest white man of all time. Guess, God needed a laugh."At first I thought it was a joke or something so I looked online and then heard it on the news.
I dug through the archives of my blog to find this one… this is from April 22, 2007 way back when Kaitlin was dating Ingmar… seems like forever ago!
So in honor of George Carlin, I repost this blog… and this statement I made to Kait and Ingmar on the way to the show that night, might make some sense to them now~ "heis a ledged, and when its all said and done, you will be able to say you saw him live when NONE of your friends can ever see him live again..."
(Archives) April 22, 2007
How fuckin old do I feel right now?
I took Kaitlin and her boyfriend, Ingmar to see George Carlin comedy show tonight. At WarnerTheatre in DC, with my friend Vickie... (Remember my friend the pack rat)?)
Anyhow Ingmar and Kait had no clue "who" George Carlin was! Now this went .. the show... Who is he? Have I seen him in anything?
We see a picture of George... then they say~ "He's old"...
I get all defensive and shit and say "OK you little shits... this is a classic comedian... yea he is a bit older than the whipper snappers you are used to but he is a ledged, and when its all said and done, you will be able to say you saw him live when NONE of your friends can ever see him live again..."
The show begins... the kids are cracking up! George has a dirty mind and his skilled use of the word "fuck" is so inspiring! We had a great time! A family show!
After the show~
we walked many blocks to find china town and when we saw the arch leading the way straight ahead... after walking about a mile we glance down the street and Ingmar points out ... "look at that we wasted all that time walking and we went in a circle"... the theatre was just down the street..
Kait has jokes and says: "We are used to long walks in ChinaTown from when we come with Track, because he can never remember where his car is"
Anyhow during dinner we discuss the show and how George used to be funnier but he is still great... and the kids start the Who is he shit again...
The best way I could think of telling them who he was ... was to dig my brain back to the early 90's when Kait was in love with Barney (the purple fucker I thank God she grew out of).... Not even when I tried to tell them George Carlin was Mr. Conductor on the Thomas the Tank Engine show that came .. Barney... back when they were 2! They both swore they never watched that show... But wished they did when the thought of Mr. Conductor saying "fuck this" and "fuck that "and most importantly "fuck yourself!" I had to let them down easy and explain PBS wouldn't allow such language on their channel. So they once again proclaimed "that show was stupid" ...
Kaits best memory of the show was relived on the Metro, when she said" it was so funny when the old guy said: "the little girl caught the dad getting out of the shower and asked ... daddy, when will I get a penis? And the dad replied... after mommy goes to work" ~
Freestylin Friday …June 20, 2008
Current mood: creative
Category: MySpace
Freestylin Friday …June 20, 2008
Let's freestyle today, let's lay down the lines We'll do it for free, and pay no fines We'll all talk in rhyme, and laugh as we go It's quite simple to do, as most of you know
It doesn't matter, if you're young or you're old Just start writing, and let the rhymes unfold We want you to try, even if you suck We're just having fun, we don't give a fuck
The cycle of life, is round and round hope you're enjoying, this rhymin sound Stop doing dishes, let them pile high come on and play, or you'll start to cry
Yesterdays blog, was me moaning and bitchin And now you get this, where my rhymes I am pitching You must play along, and must do it today And all that I ask, is you rhyme what you say
keep checkin in, to read what we're sayin It starts off slow, but soon lots will be playin I have to study for work, so I'll be a way for a bit With my papers and books, at Starbucks I'll sit
So stop back by, to hear what's being said I'll be replyin from now, until bed freestylin Friday will last well past 9 Like I said yesterday, Droppin kudos is fine
We want our kudos and most of us deserve em’ Bloggers Unite!
Current mood: confused
Category: Blogging
We want our kudos and most of us deserve em' Bloggers Unite! Damn!
I've said it before, I'll say it again… most bloggers would agree… Something's need to be said again and again till it sinks in…
Is it just me or does it piss anyone else off, NOT KNOWING who is looking at you blog? I see the stupid comments on profiles about "see who's looking at your profile" … I don't give a fuck who's looking at the profile. I want to know who's looking at my blog!
It's not too hard to do. You're already on the blog reading so hit "comment " you really don't have to say anything (it's nice when you do) but just click on the 1 kudos or 2 kudos place and send. It's not gonna kill ya!And they're FREE!
Is that too much to ask? I get hundreds of views each time I post a new blog. I'm pretty sure my own multiple personality disorder is responsible for a bunch of those views, but the rest of you guys? Show some love!
I seem to have followers… people I know in real life who drop mention of my blog in casual conversation. Shit, I have people at Starbucks that I don't know, come up to me and say shit like "When you gonna do another Freestylin Friday?"… So I know I have lurkers. I just want to say, again and again…STOP that shit! Lurk no more~
I know some people come and peek at blogs from time to time, I do the same. For the most part, if I read a blog, I post a kudo or a smiley or both to let the blogger know I stopped by for a peek.
Most of the times I print out a blog and take it out to smoke with me, and occasionally I forget to drop back by and kudo or comment… SEE, I'm guilty too!I understand if you're busy and can't go into detail! Let's cut out the shenanigans of hiding and not letting someone know you were there.
All I'm saying, is if you read a blog, ANY BLOG, drop a kudo or something!
The city beach party... a comedian gathering....
Current mood: amused
Category: Friends
The city beach party... a comedian gathering....
I got this idea a few weeks back to host a "Comedy People" Coffee Social and sent out e-vites to over a hundred comedians… not many RSVP's but when you look at the fact I didn't know hardly any of the people I invited…. It was OK…
These guys aren't used to socializing with other comedian outside of clubs and myspace… So yesterday was the day! As I sat at Starbucks not knowing if ANYONE was really gonna show up I did my thing like any other Saturday~
I got a text message from Brett the Irish com'Mc saying "we're on the road" this told me Tom Myers was driving …. I had suggested they carpool as they were both coming from Baltimore and all.Haywood showed up first and we had a chance to figure out that we had actually met in real life because he doesn't have a myspace…
Haywood, Tom, Brett, Track, Lolly, Sensei Ern , Giovanni, me, Justin "from Starbucks", Kaitlin, and some guy named Chris Brown that no one seemed to know anything about except that he found my blog because he's "a searcher"… turned out to be a really nice guy that I didn't get a chance to really talk to, in all, we had a fun time.
I brought all new meaning to a comedy "roast" I sat these comics on the patio of my weekend Starbucks in the blazing sun… I know they got sunburns and you can see from the expressions on Tom and Tracks faces here…IT WAS HOT!
I got to playing video and mixing the videos with all kinds of music in the background…I'm still figuring out how to do this…
I'm not gonna flood this blog with the pictures… I'm going to open the ones I uploaded yesterday…I'll set it to public and you all check them out when you want…
I am gonna post a video (one of the many I messed with late last night)
If you want to see the videos with the other mixes and the other background songs (chosen by the comics) you can check out my youtube page here- http://youtube.com/user/gonnamakeyoulaugh
And for added fun
There were several people who didn't make it because they either live too far away or has some other excuse, some were missed…
Then we have those who were there in spirit, especially this funny guy named Mikey 2 Shoes
Mr.2 Shoes now lives in Virginia Beach, where he is busy running comedy rooms and working on his tan.He promises that he will come to the next coffee social... right, Michael?
Keep me off the subway in Atalnta… They have a new breed of crazy people down there!
Current mood: amused
Category: Life
Keep me off the subway in Atalnta… They have another breed of "crazy people" down there!
The way crazy people flock to me, I'd probobally get my ass kicked FAST in Atlanta's public transportation system!
Every once in a while someone sends me something funny in my e-mail… Funny enough to drag Track out of whatever work he is doing and make him watch… not always. But today, Lolly sent this video to me and I was all laughing and shit and making people watch it because I thought it was crazy funny! So, when Track got to the office I sent him the link (cuz he refuses to read my blog… says he lives it why should he read it too) And for some reason it didn't work on Tracks computer, so he looked for it in other locations of youtube. We somehow came up with several versions of the same thing and were cracking up for about an hour took a break to do some work and went back to video hunting and cracking up some more!
Thanks to Lolly for bringing this to our attention…And now I must share with you guys… THIS-
After that we found this…
There were many more like that… People got creative and took off with the editing of the videos… Personally, I like the first one I showed you guys in this blog, the subtitles representing what she "sounded" like she was saying… made it funnier….
The Ebonics were actually translated correctly here…
I also found the conclusion… the story behind the story if you care to watch or listen…
Anyhow…I don't get people THIS CRAZY on the train with me but damn, I probably wouldn't have sat there videoing and at least tried to help the old lady…I just have to wonder though… What the hell did she say to get this solja girl to go off like that?
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