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September 22, 2007 - Saturday
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September 16, 2007 - Sunday
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We have a new home! And we Debut TONIGHT at 7pm EST
Current mood: excited
Category: Podcast
That's right! We have found a new home at Now Live!
It's a little different than your usual BlogTalk Radio podcast.
First, at 7pm EST, click this link:

This will take you to our new home.
Or you can still go to: Http://www.TheDeadAirShow.com
Tonight, we are going to talk about the Olympics in China and the all the things China is changing for the Americans.
Also, we will take a look at creative suicides. This is a must listen for all you Emo-Fags.
Sorry...That's an insult to Fags.
Anyways...Make sure to join us in 1 hour!

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Loser
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Release date: 18 January, 1994
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September 13, 2007 - Thursday
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Drink with "The Decider!" (Time sensitive blog.)
Current mood: drunk
Category: News and Politics

So you think the ONLY reason to watch Bush address the nation tonight is to fuel your anger? WRONG! I present to you... The Bush Address Drinking Game! Take a drink when Bush says the following: "Terror"
"Success"
"Sacrifice" "Troop Cuts" "9/11" (Flip T.V. off THEN drink) "Brigades" "Pre-Surge"
"Vision"
"Next Summer"
"Sectarian" (2 drinks if he mispronounces it.) "Long Term"
"Anbar Province"
"Fuck you" (If he says this, drink case of Schlitz then pack and head to Canada. Further instructions will come.)
What did I leave out?
Don't forget, to tune in this Sunday at 7pm EST for a LIVE Dead Air Show!

Also, you can subscribe with iTunes 
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It’s Martini Time
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Reverend Horton Heat
Release date: 02 July, 1996
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September 8, 2007 - Saturday
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Lucky bastards, massive porn collections, and Steve Jobs presents the iscrewyou.
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
News today that even the little man can get a bone once in awhile.... unless you live in Wisconsin. See, Republican Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner, who is already a millionare has won the Wisconsin Lottery.
But that's not the best part.
It's for the THIRD time.
That's right folks, In 1997 he won a $250,000 jackpot and then $1,000 again last Spring. Last week, Sensenbrenner won an additional $1,000 playing it's Super 2nd Chance drawing. I'm sure his constituents are proud.
Here is a undated moment capturing Sensenbrenner on a rare day where he is NOT winning the lottery.
Not to be outdone, Presidential Candidate Bill Richardson recently won New Mexico's "Who looks like Rosie O'donnell?" contest.

Be sure to tune in TOMMORROW! Sunday, August 26th at 6pm Central / 7pm Eastern for...

www.TheDeadAirShow.com

We will be having an open BITCHING session on Steve Jobs' surprisingly quick price reduction of the iphone. If you were one of the loyalists who purchased one in it's first days, call in with your rant!

We will also be discussing the way Movies and Television screw up REAL High School Life with their bad interpretations.
Also! There is also still time to vote for

Just go to our home profile page an make your voice be heard! The POLL is still open up until showtime, and just ignore the warning that it may be a phishing site. Your identity is of no use to us... uh.. but we LOVE YOU!
Wait until you hear about our newest nominee tomorrow who is demanding his police seized porn back! Details LIVE with amazing courtroom audio!
To listen to us live, Just click on the link below at 6pm central/7pm eastern, click on SCHEDULE and if you don't see the LISTEN NOW button, then refresh until it pops up! When it does, click that puppy for the funny!
www.TheDeadAirShow.com

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September 2, 2007 - Sunday
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A Dead Air EXCLUSIVE! Take THAT N.S.A.!
Category: Podcast
TONIGHT! Sunday, August 26th at 6pm Central / 7pm Eastern it's....

Be sure to tune in to the Dead Air Show at 6pm Central / 7pm Eastern for some fantastic funny radio.
www.TheDeadAirShow.com
We will present you with an EXCLUSIVE recording of a phone call between recently disgraced Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and President George Bush!

Our main topic of the night?

"Oh just admit it!"
It's an open discussion on the recent wave of Celebrity drama, but we wonder why none of them will openly admit their problems and continuously use the "Exhaustion" excuse and etc.
We WANT your phone calls and opinions on the mess!
Here's the phone ...

There is also still time to vote for

Just go to our home profile page an make your voice be heard! The POLL is still open up until showtime, and just ignore the warning that it may be a phishing site. Your identity is of no use to us... uh.. but we LOVE YOU!
To listen to us live tonight, Just click on the link below at 6pm central/7pm eastern, click on SCHEDULE and if you don't see the LISTEN NOW button, then refresh until it pops up! When it does, click that puppy for the funny!
www.TheDeadAirShow.com
See you tonight!

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The Royal Tenenbaums (The Criterion Collection)
Release date: 09 July, 2002
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August 31, 2007 - Friday
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Makes you wonder if that Parrot was on any juice too.
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Breaking news out of the WWE:
In light of Crazy go nuts wrestler Chris Benoit's killing of his family and himself,
World Wrestling Entertainment has suspended 10 of its wrestlers for "violations of a policy that tests for steroids and other drugs."
This drastic measure can lead to a shortage of wrestlers of the size and magnitude that most fans are used to. That being said, the WWE has reached out to a retired boxer to bring integrity back to the entertainment sport by joining as a part time wrestler.
 Glass Joe was unavailable to comment on this exciting offer.
When reached for comment, retired wrestler commented:

"You fellas actually want to know what Koko B. Ware thinks? Koko is touched.. *Sniff* listen... you got five bucks? I could use a hot meal."
Be sure to tune in to the Dead Air Show this Sunday at 6pm Central / 7pm Eastern for some fantastic funny radio.
www.TheDeadAirShow.com
We will do some more "READERS THEATER" of a classified exclusive transcript between recently disgraced Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and President George Bush!

We will announce more details on our show content tomorrow, but don't forget to vote for

Just visit our Profile page and let your voice be heard. (please ignore the warning, it's not a phishing site... we could care less about stealing your profile when ours is already so glamorous.)
See you on the flipside!

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WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008
Release date: 13 November, 2007
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August 26, 2007 - Sunday
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NOW that chick in Trig will totally want to date him..right? (We are BACK TONIGHT!)
Category: Podcast
Exciting news out of Glen Rock, New Jersey! It seems a 17 year old boy genius by the name of George Hotz has succeeded in "Unlocking" two iphones.
 Here is an undated picture of Mr. Hotz NOT kissing a girl.
For those unaware. The iphone can only be currently used with Cingular's service. Mr. Hotz whose online moniker is "Geohot" (seriously) has hacked and modified the phone so it can be used with other carriers. His method is preferred, as it apparantly will work with a SIM card from other companies once modified. Hotz has spent his "entire summer" working to unlock the phone, logging a total of 500 hours (by his estimation) to achieve his goal. Shortly after completing his task, Hotz' was surrounded by his fellow tech savvy High School friends who attempted to hold him high on their shoulders and parade him around the block. They gave up soon however when it was mutually agreed that they were all too weak and gangly for such a physical task. Many inhalers were pulled out and it was called a day. Local resident and fellow 17 year old Chad Kellerman was reached for comment: "Man, I mean WHAT an accomplishment! I mean, I spent the summer in Cancun getting drunk on the beach with my buds and getting laid every night with pretty much a different chick each time, but... an UNLOCKED iphone?! Get the fuck OUT!" Hotz will start his major in Neuroscience at the Rochester Institute of Technology this Fall and is expected to fade back into obscurity by the time this report is finished....NOW.
(O.K. fine.. wanna know how to do it? Just click the link. www.iphonejtag.blogspot.com )
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More importantly, TONIGHT! Sunday, August 26th at 6pm Central / 7pm Eastern it's....

And because you asked for it... (We're talking to you John's mom..) It's also the return of
 JOHN!
Remember, you can also

We will be talking about

THE FALL T.V. LINEUP!
PLUS! John presents a new segment called..
"John ruins a movie for you so you don't have to."
The first one?

We will also perform for you a hilarious Email exchange between

"40 Year Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up" comedic mastermind Judd Apatow and "That 70's Show Producer" Mark Brazill from 2001. Was it a real argument between two showbiz powerhouses, or just a joke? You decide.
There is also still time to vote for

Just go to our home profile page an make your voice be heard!
To listen to us live tonight, Just click on the link below at 6pm central/7pm eastern, click on SCHEDULE and if you don't see the LISTEN NOW button, then refresh until it pops up! When it does, click that puppy for the funny!
www.TheDeadAirShow.com
See you tonight!

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Revenge of the Nerds: The Atomic Wedgie Collection
Release date: 06 March, 2007
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August 12, 2007 - Sunday
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Live Tonight! 7pm EST - Old Skool Nintendo and a new Prank Call
Current mood: hyper
Category: Podcast
It's Sunday, and you know what that means.
Not your weekly topical cream...
It's time for The Dead Air Show!
Tonight, it's old skool, 8-bit Nintendo time. We'll play some theme songs and you have to guess what game it's from.
Also, John will be providing us with a new prank call. Man, that refrigerator never stops running.
Speaking of which, we'll be introducing a new contest. Tune in to find out what it is.
And if time permits, the most awesome-est movies of all time!
Be sure to tune in TONIGHT at 7pm EST. We are LIVE and all up in yo Power Glove!

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Currently
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The Advantage
By
The Advantage
Release date: 06 April, 2004
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August 11, 2007 - Saturday
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’Bat Boy...Bat Boy... whatcha gonna do?’ (Sorry, too easy?)
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Sad news has surfaced. It has been announced that one of the most important Newspapers, WEEKLY WORLD NEWS...

.... is ceasing circulation SOON! That's right folks, no more stories about Abe Lincoln being a woman. Gone are the exclusive pics of the Albino Squirrel joining the Republican Party. No more will we see the adventures of the talking dog that plays frisbee golf. WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, we here at THE DEAD AIR SHOW salute you.

We will update you on where to make donations to support the Bat Boy soon...
In The Meantime...
THIS SUNDAY! August 12th, 2007 at 6pm Central / 7pm eastern..
THE DEAD AIR SHOW IS BACK!

On Sunday's show we have ANOTHER prank call from John to go along with a SPECIAL CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT we have!
Also, we will be discussing-

VIDEO GAMES!
Old and new school of course! We will even talk about Crappy Video games made into movies!

Be sure to tune in and remember to call in:
646-915-9613
and talk to us live! We'll see you there and remember to wear your Link (from Zelda) costume! (tell your sister to put on the Princess Peach from Mario Bros. dress on though... man alive, we would wreck that body so... *ahem*)
TUNE IN!

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August 10, 2007 - Friday
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Breaking News: NYC Declares War on B.O.
Category: News and Politics
Associated Press, New York City, August 10 – Mayor Michael Bloomberg is worried about the wellbeing of New Yorkers and he's going to do something about it. In lieu of the mass transit nightmare of Wednesday, which caused thousands of New York commuters to be packed together in hot, steamy, and unventilated subway stations, the City Public Health Board issued a "Community Warning" that Mayor Bloomberg has seized upon.
"How many times have we New Yorkers been on a packed subway car, next to that guy who smells of nothing but the worst B.O.?" Bloomberg asked at his press conference in City Hall. "A man who's B.O. is so powerful that we are forced to breathe through our mouths like a dog." Bloomberg went on to point out that, "B.O. is not only a social problem. The City Public Health Board points out in its warning all the negative side affects of B.O. on New York's economy."
According to the warning issued by the City Public Health Board, B.O. costs the city $105 million a year in lost productivity such as; people exiting train cars at the wrong station to escape from residual and apparent B.O., commuters accidentally vomiting themselves and others, and having to return home to change clothes when aggressive B.O. is acquired from others.
"As Wednesday demonstrated, if New York is to survive in the new century, then we have to become more efficient and productive," Bloomberg stated. "That's why I'm proposing that MTA officials offer free deodorant to those who are olfactory deficient, and for the MTA to establish AXE Bodyspray stations, where people can go and be doused in the most powerful odor killer since DDT."
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