Demetri Martin

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May 14, 2008

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Status: Single
Age: 35
Sign: Gemini

City: NEW YORK
State: NEW YORK
Country: US

Signup Date: 12/27/04

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Saturday, November 24, 2007

hello

happy saturday after thanksgiving.


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(drawing of unbroken wishbone in upside-down turkey)
(note: rest of turkey not pictured)

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

note:

once upon a time

is the best way to start a fairy tale

because those kinds of stories happen upon a time

they don't happen "for a" time or "in a" time or "at a" time.

if you are somewhere and you seem to be upon a time, then pay attention

because you are probably in a mythical situation.

(also, don't curse too much because it's probably for kids, etc.)

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Monday, October 01, 2007

a waterfall

 

is also a personfall

if you stand in the wrong spot.

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Monday, September 03, 2007

dvd release.

demetri martin. person.

dvd.

in stores september 4, 2007.

(words about an object that features a person)

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Friday, August 31, 2007

tv taping.

hi.

i am taping a pilot for comedy central.

it will be on friday, september 7th

at unitel studios in new york city.

there will be an audience there.

if you want be in that audience, here is a link:

http://starflowentertainment.com/

hope life is good.

thanks.

demetri.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

man

-o
ITI
-U
-II

man wearing T-shirt and U-shorts

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Friday, July 06, 2007

~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~

to those who have tried
but only did fail
shaken and bruised
by tides and travail
drop not down your anchor
nor settle with rancor,
nor idle or rest unassured.
but instead be unmoored
on the ship stay aboard,
afloat in the water and poised for the breeze
follow the wind when it blows to the seas
direction may change, change yours with ease
for
what was one minute choppy and hopeless to ride
may the next be your clearest current and guide,
and though in the ocean no path leaves a trail
a boat must be untied
before it can sail

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Thursday, July 05, 2007

(12th shape)

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gun

L
nose

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3 pm

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chair

L
shin, foot

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snake making sharp turn

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corner of room where i typed this

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approximate shape of this list from far away

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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

sometimes

sometimes when i do a handstand
it looks like
i'm holding up the world
especially if

you look from a distance
and i say,
"i got it. i got it."

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

: > )

i hate

your

ringtone.

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