Ten things that you should know number 129
Category: Blogging
Week 8/11/08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.Barely did it, beats didn't at all.
2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger: It's funny when people think you're joking about something. Like when I loan something out and say, "Return it in X amount of days of I'll break your knee with a hammer." They laugh than but not when their limping later.
4.I once lost an 8 year old beta fish and a Venus flytrap this way: When you were young and would go away somewhere… would you come home to find that your pet was dead? No one fed it so it died. Now that's about a bitch.
7.For this weeks joke of the week I present some Yo Mama jokes that I came up with:
a.Yo mama so ugly; she scares herself in the mirror.
b.Yo mama so stupid; when Jessica Simpson asked about tuna being the chicken of the sea… she googled it.
c.Yo mama so wacky; when she walks into a room she screams, "Not just any toon!"
8.Quote of the week, "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ~Ayn Rand
9.Useless fact: starfish don't have any brains.
10.A big reason to be defensive and contrary is guilt.
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Ten things that you should know number 128
Category: Blogging
Week 08/04/08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.It's funny; when you're really young you ask your parents question after question regarding the most random stuff. While as most people get older they feel dumber even with knowing the answers.
2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger: Some people with white beards and glasses that write on a chalkboard aren't smart at all, they're in fact filled with hot air.
3.You remember not being able to ride a ride because you weren't tall enough? That is called judging someone based on something outside of their control. The same thing goes for someone's gender, race or age. So when and if you vote try and listen to what the politician believes in before anything else.
4.Time for the segment, "Now that's about a bitch." When power goes out while you're in the shower.
7.Joke of the week: An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''* POOF * Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.'' * POOF * She turns into a beautiful young woman. ''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. * POOF * There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
8.Quote of the week, "It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory." ~Marcus Fabius Quintilian~
9.Useless fact: The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
10.It's better to be a little absent minded than to be very ignorant.
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Joke of the week: An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
8.Quote of the week: Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world. ~Cesare Pavese
9.Useless fact: The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
10.This TTTYSK is dedicated to my sister Stacy. Among many things she single handedly came up with the trendy term "Cougar." She would also help people feel good about themselves whether they were a stranger or a close friend. I don't know how she died yet, but I will always remember that she lived as an important part of my life.
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No ten things for anyone to enjoy, laugh about, or for some of you to later clam as yours...Just my depressing rant today. I'm gonna stab the next douche bag that insults my sentence structure and calls it a spelling error just because they don't know the difference. It isn't perfect and that's why I'm not a fucking editor. ....
Anyways, my sister died two days ago and my mom died two years ago today. God is an asshole and if any of you don't appreciate my mentality on that than get a fucking life. Of course God grants freewill. Some times I think of what George Carlin said about god: You know the act about some loving / vengeful/ invisible/ almighty guy watching everyone… and he has all of these special rules that you have to follow, especially ten of them. So almighty yet he needs money because he's bad at handling financial responsibility or something.
I have prayed many times in my life to God and for the most part… the prayers haven't been answered. I never prayed as though God were a genie. Just for stuff such as "everyone that I knew to be genuinely happy." And are they? Fuck no… that's a cool word; FUCK. Just four letters yet so meaningful in so many different ways and no matter the education level of the individual, the word is somewhat understood.
It's strange; for the past few days I was surrounded by people and currently I'm finding myself completely alone, of course it is 2:39 in the morning. Why the fuck, do people say, "If there's anything you need…" and then when you call they don't fucking answer? Guess that's how people are. I'm grateful to the people that did answer but the crazy thing is that none of them live in ........Houston......... The ones that are around my area seem to run to that comfort blanket called home and forget. I'm going to stay strong and handle things in the morning but for now I'm popping sleeping pills ....
.. ..Until next time, remember to remember '.--.'....
Ten things that you should know number 126
Category: Blogging
Week 06-30-08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.Don't be "That Guy with the Shirt." Many of you have probably heard this advice when going to a concert. The advice insinuates that if you wear the bands shirt… that is the one you went to see performing, that it is a bad call. No one really elaborates on this, explaining as to why it is a bad idea, so today you will understand it as well as I do. Say that you go to a store and you're shopping… the next thing you know, you see a guy wearing a Star Trek uniform, with the badge, and rank sign included. He walks by you and gives you the Vulcan peace sign , next smiling. See, you might realize that this Trekkie is a lost cause, but he does not. Same thing goes for the guy with the shirt.
2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger, "It would be so cool to open a smoking bar in each city where it's illegal. I'd even have a sign that said no none smokers allowed… I'd be rich."
3.In the long run lies don't always turn out like a warm blanket.
6.Image of the week: my friend Rachel sent me this picture taken in 1918. As explained, "It's 18,000 men preparing for war in a training camp at CampDodge in Iowa."
7.Joke of the week… would you punch this guy? An old man is in line at a post office and seeming to have some trouble. The guy behind him asks if he could help. The old man says, "Yes, thank you young man." The old man hands the young one an envelope and stamp. The envelope seems to be empty. The young man asks, "Should I write something?" He holds a pen and paper and writes what the old guy says. The old man looks over it and says, "Oh, at the bottom could you write, excuse my terrible handwriting."
8.Quote of the week "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth." ~George Carlin~
9.Useless fact of the week: George Carlin was arrested on various occasions for performing his act on the 7 words you can't say on TV. At one point The Supreme Court ruled that he couldn't do the act, but he did it anyways. LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FAKamxBbVY&feature=related
10.Every religion has a different way of explaining death. The truth is that you just don't know what'll happen until it happens. I say enjoy your life and when it ends, it ends.
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Ten things that you should know number 125
Category: Blogging
Week 06-23-08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.You don't have to succeed in order to try your best… but you do have to try your best to succeed… unless you're Chuck Norris, he just wakes up.
.2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger: because of all of these bad tomatoes out there restaurants are substituting extra onions now… And you thought before you had onion breath.
3.It takes an amazing editor to create a good writer.
4.Time for the segment, "Now that's about a bitch." When you're let down over and over by empty promises.
7.This joke of the week was sent to me by a longtime buddy: Wow it was one of those days. I walked into the gas station and handed the clerk a five saying I'll take five dollars in gas. So he farted in my face and gave me a receipt.
8.Quote of the week: A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness. ~Friedrich Nietzsche~
9.Useless fact of the week: On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
10.Even I have to sometimes remind myself to just shut up and listen to someone when their upset. Friends don't always want your wise advice; rather they just want your ear and rarely your shoulder. As it is, this is quite easier than coming up with advice on the spot.
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Ten things that you should know number 124
Category: Blogging
Week 06/16/08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.Smell the roses because they won't always be there.
2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger: The rash decisions of the heart are apart of what makes us human.
3.Before you get into the shower, do you turn off your air conditioning or raise the temp? I used to not do so and would find myself sneezing almost all day.
4.Time for the segment, "Now that's about a bitch." When you lost your keys and find them in the most obvious place… like your hand!
7.Joke of the week:There were three couples one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks. "We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!" "I'm sorry," the minister says, "You are both banned from this church!" "Well…" says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket too, and I must say you were much nicer than the store manager."
8.Quote of the week: Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.~
9.Useless fact: A duck's quack has an echo; you just can't hear it… anyone that says otherwise is misinformed.
10.For a long time I've wondered why people like gossip. Why, they flock to negativity like kids do to a video game. Then late one night I was reading a historical book. It struck me then what it was that made people want to look at a crash, see which celebrity is in jail or rehab, or which one is getting into politics this year. It is grade school, you see. Back when all of us were children we would each sit in class and we were each told about these mysterious stories such as who shot JFK. Who it was this time speaking out against injustice. OR even the dream of a reverend. Not a lot of people realize that while their learning these things; they are also being prepped and brainwashed to enjoy gossip. To be the witness for that burning vehicle and to stare rather than help.
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Ten things that you should know number 123
Category: Blogging
Week 06-09-08
Rather than getting offended just Chill and enjoy…
1.You know that saying, "when the shits the fan?" Well, it exists for a reason. With any bad action one most look to every possible outcome. Otherwise, they are living in a fantasyworld.
2.*Deep Thought* by Eval Jaeger, "Hold your pimp hand strong or someone else's might smack you across the face."
3.In my younger years I would hang out with my best friend and his father almost every weekend. Every time I went to my friend's house his dad would have a new sheet of chocolate chip cookies warm off the pan. I always had wanted to ask how he made the best cookies of all time and finally I asked. He replied that he actually made every ingredient down to picking the purest chocolate. I took a bite out of one and then further asked why he went through all of that trouble over a cookie. He answered with a story of a guy that once traded his family's only cow for three seeds. He said that the family lost everything because that guy didn't know shit from Shinola and that he wasn't about to make that mista
