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DinkDonk



Last Updated: 1/5/2009

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Status: Married
City: his pocket... SF/LONDON

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05 Jan 09 Monday 

my favorite chat of the day

roissy72: yes! move back here,  work at the hospital with me!!

roissy72: its nasty.....have you ever had to help change an 85 year old womans diaper before?

dink.: yayyyyy

dink.: no but ive had to draw blood from a homeless junkie that had just shot up meth and smelled of urine

dink.: is that close enough?

dink.: ill take the 85er any day!

roissy72: yes, that's close enough.....you should easily be able to get a job in Austin

Currently listening:
Twin Peaks: All New Season Two Music
By Angelo Badalamenti; David Lynch
Release date: 2007-10-30

12 Dec 08 Friday 

tootin’ and scootin’

I feel like I haven't seen Kat in forever.

Shopping.... here we come!

I'm on a mission to find some Vivian Westwood - but SF is lame and NOBODY carries her stuff... wonderfulness



11 Dec 08 Thursday 

dont bump into someone standing on a step ladder...

me: you thayne!
..
thayne: yoooo
..
me: i hate people.
..
thayne: whyzaaat
..
me: some are just ... really stupid
..
thayne: lets hear it
..
me: so im standing on a step ladder today, working ...
and this cunt walks in - grabs a shopping cart - and starts heading my way ..
she bumps into the step ladder
..
thayne: no shit!
..
me: i look down at her and said "you can't be serious right now.... really???"
she didn't say anything.
i said "are you kidding me right now"
nothing.
..
thayne: wow!
you called her ass out!
..
me: so i stepped off my step ladder and said "here.. how about i get out of your way...."
then she carried on talking on her headset
..
thayne: did you stab her?
..
me: UN-FUCKING-BELIEVEABLE
hell yes i did - i pulled her hair out - led her to the back warehouse - and then i stabbed her with Rob's cheese knife - multiple times - then we hung her body in the meat walk-in
..
thayne: well done!
..
me: thanks!
k-bye.
..
thayne: good riddence
kthx bye
 

Currently listening:
Compact Disc
By Public Image Ltd.
Release date: 1990-10-25

01 Dec 08 Monday 

tonight

i watched the "for the record" by Britney Spears on MTV
and she made me laugh..

i love how she said "i go through life, like a karate kid"
that makes me happy!



30 Nov 08 Sunday 

benson drinking milk

i dont know about your cat... but this is how our cat benson, drinks milk




30 Nov 08 Sunday 

what in the

yesterday - we get this letter in the mail:

THIRTY (30) DAY NOTICE OF CHANGE OF TERMS OF TENANCY
(and Maintenance Petition, and Utitlity Petition Increases)

To:
Us
xxxx Sacramento Street Apt xxx
San Francisco, CA 94109

TO: TENANT(S) IN POSSESSION AND TO ALL OTHER OCCUPANTS:

PLEASE TAKE THIS NOTICE THAT YOUR TENANCY OF TEH ABOVE-DESCRIBED PREMISES WILL CHNAGE AS FOLLOWS:

Effective at least THIRTY (30) Days from the below date, or commencing with your January 1, 2009, rental installment, your rent will increase. This increase is itemized as follows:

Current Base Rent: $1,781.16

Annual Increase (2%): $35.62

Proposed Operating and Maintenance Increase (7%): $124.68

New Base Rent: $1941.46

Proposed Utitlity Passthrough Petition: $7.52

New Rent effective January 1, 2009: $1,948.98

Advice regarding this notice is available at the San Francisco Residental Rent Stabilization and Arbitration Board.

Dated: Novemeber 25, 2008

AGENT FOR OWNER:
The fuck-face group inc.
150 Post Street, Suite 320
San Francisco, Ca 94108

wait..... what?


i mean ..seriously

looks like someone will be moving out of San Francisco because i can not ... afford it anymore
literally.

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 


29 Nov 08 Saturday 

finally.
Category: Travel and Places

two things

1. i finally bought myself a pro account on facebook

2. i finally met Melanie, Brads wife!  its been a good five or six long over due years

neat.


23 Nov 08 Sunday 

you’re making me live

my friend Olivia made this .. and i thought it was so damn cute

so.. im sharing it with my myspace world

enjoy


22 Nov 08 Saturday 

take backs?

dear readers,

i realized about twenty minutes after writing my last blog (which i removed) that it was rude - and totally uncalled for - no, nobody put me in my place - it was ME who put ME in MY place

i realized that some people out there can't control themselves - and have such diseases as Bulemia and Anorexia - it isn't something to poke fun of - i tried it a few times and realized it wasn't for me - throwing up my food, that is - i couldnt financially afford to pull it off - but for some, its real - and its a deadly disease and it is something to not poke fun of - which i kinda did - in a dink-donk kind of manner - if you missed it, well, be glad you did
i dont want to be the person who pokes fun at other peoples problems
because trust me ... we all have our own problems

mine aren't about how my hair, teeth, complextion are - im lucky that my parents gave me good genes - and i have good taste on how to present myself with such materials such as facial cleansers, moisturizers, eye-liners, mascaras, lip and hair colours

ive got other problems of my own
NOBODY is perfect - and i feel like in my last blog, i was trying to point out that i was better than the girl standing in line to pay for her groceries with a bunk credit card provided by her father - who cares? 
perhaps im the jealous one who doesn't have a credit card provided by my father - or im the jealous one who doesn't have to do much of anything in life becaues im a trust-fund baby
either way - what i said was out of character, what i blogged was out of character, and if the same customer came back, i would totally apologize to her

and i would like to apologize to any of my readers who felt a bit offended, and who didn't speak up - its okay to put me in my place - im not going to remove you from my xmas card list if you disagree with me - duh!

we all can't look like Linda Evangalista or Kristen McMenamy - but we can try - right? i just want my friends to be healthy and happy - because i am.
finally.

yours dinkingly,
Cynthia.





08 Nov 08 Saturday 

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19 Oct 08 Sunday 

a rant - from earlier

as of late, the weather in SF has been embarrassing - and its starting to insult me - i remember when i first moved here, we had the BEST weather in the entire world - we would max out of HOT days (being mid 70's through 80's) at a week - two weeks a push

today. 2008. we have had steadily HOT days - reaching in the 80's for about 700 months - what the fuck is this shit?
i might as well move back to texas with this kind of bull - seriously - SF is not suppose to be this hot - and yes, its fucking hot - i know to you texans.... 80 is no where near being hot - but when you have zero air con... that is hot!

naturally, i was complaining to someone who explained to me that its all this global warming shit.
and i blame all you cock suckers who drive cars
yea. i said it - you're all fucking up our environment - and pissing me off with this hot weather in sf
it isnt fair
i gave up my car years ago - you can too
you DONT need a fucking car to get around

try it for a weekend
im sure your city has some kind of public transporation - try using it for an entire weekend - then a week - then two weeks - etc....
because the more you guys keep fucking up this earth, the more you're going to hear me bitch and complain

oh wait.
im using my car when i come back home
whoops - see, i told you ... i was a walking contradiction

and today's weather is low 60's ..
okay
ill stop
shut up
bye


16 Oct 08 Thursday 

black boys on mopeds.

by far .. the most amazing voice in my ears ...


13 Oct 08 Monday 

i is a college graduatededed

what.
so i graduated - big deal
who hasn't fucking graduated from college? i just took a long time doing it
i didn't bother going to my graduation ceremony either - what for?
basically ... if you were able to wake up and get to class on time, you'll fucking graduate - its not rocket science - just do it - and get the shit over with
seriously.

i heard one of the dr's in my program was curious "why" i didn't bother attending the ceremony - umm.. pick a reason broad - what is it to you? you guys have my fucking money - not shut the hell up and go away

anyhow.
i went to a party last night - something i haven't done in quite some time - it felt very odd - hanging out with random people - in a tiny little apartment
jono and i agreed .... it was time to go about 30 min into it - whatever
i like to hang out with my friends if their having a "gathering" at their place - light drinks and chilling out - but this was an actual "cocktail party" - yea.. and one girl had on glass wedge shoes ... um... and i dont think she was kidding

pictures are here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dinkdonk/



oh and the blue angels are in town, which i like
i was raised by a father who flew in the war - so i like that kind of shit
i dont care bout the politics of it - and how the "taxpayers are paying for it" - yea yea .. ive heard all day long - who cares - if you dont want to watch, go inside

kbye

13 Oct 08 Monday 

you know .... what day it is

happy birthday Kirk Cameron


07 Oct 08 Tuesday 

flickr.

i really need to get a pro account - i can't remember how many hundreds of photos ive uploaded.. but only 200 show - maybe thats a good thing

anyhow.
here are some pictures from today - we went to the Science Museum
Flickr of Dink Donk <---- you click here.

Currently listening:
Rocky Balboa: The Best of Rocky
By Various Artists
Release date: 2006-12-26