My Last Blog
Current mood: refreshed

Well I have decide just to become a voyeur in the whole myspace world.  I do enjoy reading all the blogs  I am subscribed too. I just feel that my time is done in the blogging world. I will continue to to read my favourite blogs andyou know who you are.....Shit the way I comment on yourblogs is just like a mini Blogs anyways....So thanks for taking a short tour in the life of riley....I met some cool people here and you will always be considered my friends

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Please!!! Some on tel the correct answer to this Question
Category: Romance and Relationships

I have had a lot of problems getting over the hump in a new relationship.  Everything begins great. You know the whole  part of the incubation stage of the a budding new partnership.  The exploration of finding out their likes and dislikes . What kind of movies ,music ,food  etc, does this person like  that has inthrawled  your every thought.  You really start to like this woman and you know the time has become to move forward into the deeper thought for one another.   the question are more serious like....What do you see yourself doing and being in the next few years. Marriage ,Kids,Career and then the DEAL BREAKER question always seems to to come out some where down the line.  They ask about your past jobs and Ex's . Once they find out I was a Dj in some of the hottest night clubs in my city, its the same first question over and over again.  So how many woman have you been with?  I respond with an answer of, Well, I would never ask you that question and it doesn't bother me how many men you have been with ?They start to pry and I just shut down like a malfunctioning robot. So now I know that this question will be burning in the her mind until she hears a number....Now the question for you is ..........WHAT IS A GOOD NUMBER TO RESPOND WITH?  .........What do I say...Listen honey I am working on my 10th belt or, I need a buy new bed because there is no more room for notches on the four post anymore?  I am not proud of myself in they way  I was with women in the past.  I am a changed guy and thats all .I am focusing on the new me .  She  can you please help me out and give me a number I can use?  I will always remember A bit by Sam Kinison (RIP) That he asks the guy in the front row ,(with his girlfriend sitting next to him) does she give good head?..The guy has this HUGE smile on his face and replies YES . Sam then says ...How do you think she got that good.  His smile was wiped of his face pretty fast...

Have a great day

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I have been TAGGED!!!!!!!!! Ty Miss D
Current mood: scared

Well my ass has been TAGGED(not that way. I didn't say my ass was violated) . Well I guess one of my favourite MySpace friends thought It was funny to touch me and forces me to answer 3 questions Truthfully...OOOOOOOOO MY

Let the Games Begin

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Part 2 Buggar for punishment I am
Current mood: working

SoAfter the whole debacle of the date not going as planned,I agreed to go out with her on this past Monday.  I had a baseball meeting at 8pm and told her I would call her after I was done.  The meeting ended at 9.  I called and her answering machine came on and stated that there was no space left for messages.  So I head on down to the bar where the "meeting" was to take place.  Iordered a beer and made another call.. Same message.  I thought maybe she would just come in seeing as she told me that she lived around the corner.  I waited for a bit. I then noticed these two girls were having a good time at the bar. Singing along with the jukebox.  I kind of was listening and reading the paper at the same time.  I ordered another pint and still no chickie.   The 2 girls were kinda hot , One being a blonde and the other being Asian. (one of my fantasies) I started to notice that they were checkin me out and singer louder so I would notice them.  Finally one came over to me and asked if I would watch their belongings while they went out for a smoke.  I said sure no problem...So they came back and I asked if it was ok to use the bathroom now seeing as they have returned.  They laughed and said no....I  told them I was never good at listening to intstructions anyway and proceeded to the bathroom. No this next part of the story is where I went totally wrong.  I came back and they were came over at occupied the 2 stools next to me.  We had some small talk and I knew what their intensions were.  The old Scoob would have stayed to see what the rest of the night had in store. But the little man inside of me told me that I should go because WE are not like that anymore.  I am trying this whole new thing about not letting sex be first and try the get to know you first guy.So 20 mins later I went to the bathroom and instead snuck out the back door.   The guy insde me is defintely and idiot.  So I have decided to go back to this bar this Monday  and see if I can redeem myself.  I will keep you posted..  lol

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Stuck In The Middle With You Part 1
Current mood: Awesome album
Category: Awesome album Romance and Relationships

I think that I have start to look at myself and wonder why I am attracting the certain women I do. I am going to Quote a song by Steelers Wheel with my lyrics ,Whacko's to the left of me, Psychos to right, here  I am stuck in the middle with you. I met this woman on a dating website. I really didn't want to join a website do to the fact I felt it was like a  form of prostitution.  Men always have to pay for these sites while woman are always free. This girl I know turned me on to the site. So I thought its FREE what the hell. So I arange to meet this woman.  We set a day to meet up and everything was good.  I then received a phone call from my friend Bill. He had told me that his Grandfather had passed away. So I said I would be there for him and went to pay my respects to his Granfdfather. It just so happened that it was the same day as my date.  I called and let her know the circumstance behind me postponing the date to maybe later that night.  I got home around 11pm. I called her to see if we could arrange to meet another day because I was tired..  She hesitated and said sure. I then said I will call you tomorrow and arrange another meetingand hung up.   I notice the sense of disappointment in her voice.  So me being the nice guy I am. I picked up the phone and said that I would meet her now but I will only be staying an hour.  So I go to the pub. She walks in with her girlfriend. I can understand this seeing as she knows really nothing about me.   She divided up the hour talking with myself on oneside and her friend on the other.....SO after the hour I left and said maybe we can go out o Saturday and continue this then.  I told her that the burial will be on Saturday and I haven't a clue on when I will be done. 

Saturday rolls around and I attend the services of Bill' GrandFather.  Bill is going through a rough time because his mom isn't doing well either and she will be passing away probably in the next month or so of cancer. So he asked me to stay and hang out with him for the evening.  I have known Bill for 30 years  how can I say no to my brother.  I said sure.  I ended not calling her to tell her that I can't meet her that night because I didn't bring her number with me.  I didn't expect to be their all night.  So I call her up the next day and told her the story and she SNAPPED!!!!!!!!!  She went off on how I dicked her around and that I liked her at all that I would have memorized her number ..BLAH BLAH BLAH.......I could not believe at this point I didn't just hang up while she went up one side and down the other.   After she finished I said to her....Ya know what ?  I know Lone Sharks with more compasion then you... I said my friend of 30 years asked me to stay with him.  You think I was going to say no to meet up withyou,  a person I have known less then a fucking week.  I then said ...I can understand why You are single and why I am too.........Then I pushed the hang up button( no satisfaction that way, I wish i could have slammed it on her ear)

Continued tomorrow

Currently listening : The Icon Is Love By Barry White Release date: 04 October, 1994

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You Know How I know You Gay!!!
Current mood: kooky

OK I cant believe that Steven Segal is coming to Canada to do some Infomercial  selling anti aging mens facial creme.  What the hell?  Steven Segal is  a metrosexual now?  Whats next Sly Stalone doing commercials for Depends?  Vin Diesel spokesman for the hair club for men? The only thing I can see that makes sense is  Pee Wee Herman doing an Infomercial for a new Jergens Hand Lotion

Just a random thought

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No more Political talk ever well After this anyways
Current mood: thirsty
Category: Life

I just read a blog by Model Adrianne Curry and it made me mad.  She was talking about your President and Saddam. She also said that when she travels over to Europe that she tells people she is Canadian because they hate Americans an no one hates us. I have had friends that have done the across Europe trek and they have ran into Americans that have put a Canadian flag on their napsack so they will get treated better. What you don't probably realize is that we too lost  lives in the 911 crisis.  Since then I have ran into some Americans that have stated displeasure in our Country and Leader (Prime Minister) with us not fully backing you in the war.  Then when Mr.Bush made his speech to the Americans on National TV (we also watch up here because what your President says and does affects us as well) in which he stated that he would like to thank his "FRIENDS" for backing them in their efforts against terror.  He negated to mention Canada as a FRIEND and pissed off a whole nation that has backed America in most of its decisions. ( everyone had this kid growing up with them and if he didn't get his own way he would take his hockey net and ball and go home to pout) This time Mr Cretien didn't see any W.O.M.D in the reports that were handed to him.  Since as we didn't shoot from the hip ,we just wanted more proof  and instead we got black balled . That whole mad cow disease and our  Alberta beef I still firmly believe that it was blown way out of hand. It was a way for Mr. Bush to punish us as a result of not backing th USA in Iraq. I am obviously not for this war but I do want both American and Canadian Troops to come back safe.  Support OUR troops.. OK no more of this war talk EVER on My Blog......

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL

Currently listening : Take the Long Way Home: Live in Montreal By Roger Hodgeson Release date: 22 August, 2006

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FedEx Chickie update
Current mood: hungover Xmas Party last night

Since we last read about my infatuation with the FedEx Driver I have an update.....I told "V" the woman in my office that I blogged about the conversation we had about the FedEx driver. She reads my Blog. I guess that I didn't mention to her that the  silent treatment I received from the woman I complimented was the FedEx Driver.  I get a call from "V" and she says Shawn can I see you in my office. I make my up to her there.  She turns to me and says" You never told me it was the FedEx girl you said that too.  I said " OH Does it matter?  She looks at me with this look that I have seen before on many a face when their is bad news to be told...I am thinking shit,She's going to tell me she is married, or that she prefers to play on the same team. She then says "Um Shawn....The FedEX Girl that you seem to have this crush on.....She hesitates for a moment...I said yesssss....She then says Well how to I put this..  I say Just tell me dammit.....Shawn ,Is her name Samantha.....I said No....She then has this big sigh of relief....Good she says...I look at her puzzled and ask why?  She Well Samantha use to be a guy named Sam... "V" tells me how she watched the whole Sam to Samantha transformation over the course of 2 years. I look at her and laugh...I then said thanks for the info...I heard about this from the other drivers on the route. But it doesn't bother me.As long as the persons happy in their skin then thats all that matters...Soooooooooooooooo Getting back to MY FedEx Driver.....I haven't sen her since " The Incident"  I hope I didn't freighten the poor girl. I will keep you updated when more news comes in   

Currently listening : The Wall (Deluxe Packaging Digitally Remastered) By Pink Floyd Release date: 25 April, 2000

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TAMPON AIRWAVES
Current mood: cranky
Category: Sports

Ok now I have seen everything.  Last night while I was watching the hockey game, They went to a commercial.  it ended up being a fucking tampon commercial. Who the fuck is the programming director. Gloria Stinem? Yes I understand that woman do watch sports but lets face it, the majority of the viewers are men.  What next?  OHHHHH I know. I can just hear ring anouncer Michael Buffer saying this before a big prize fight.  "Alright tonight's main event is being brought to byyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Everfresh Feminine Doooooouche.  When you are not feeling all that fresh, remember, there's Everfresh. Nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS get readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to ruuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or better yet.. Tonights Superbowl  kick off is sponsored byyyyy Kotex winged paadsss.  Get maxiam coverage, with, Kotex......Come on for fuck sakes its not like you are going to see a Home Depot Big Power Tool Sale during Days of Our Lives will ya.  So programmers smartin' up

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The Experiment
Category: Romance and Relationships

In my life there has only been maybe 5 women I have ever met that have made me a bubbling idiot.  Most recently it has been my FedEx Courior.  Man she is fucking HOT!!!!.. Finally yesterday I thought I would compliment her on how stunning her eyes were.  She looks at me and says NOTHING. All of a sudden there was the awkward silence.  We didn't say anything and until she was leaving and wished me a Merry Christmas. I said the same back to her and she drove off....I asked my new co -worker "V" on some advice on what I said... She said she would have been uncomfortable with my comment as well.  She  perfers the funny approach. So now that I have this insite I am going to try an experiment for the next month.  To see which women do prefer..The Compliment Guy  or Witty Funny Guy.  I have a line that is fitting for the Holidays too.... Ladies tell me what you prefer.  I see you and approach ou and say you look great in that outfit orThe line........ Hi how are you? I would like to ask you if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right was Christmas, How would you like it if I spent some time between the Holidays?  So the Big "E" is on.....Which would work on you? A compliment or o funny witty line?

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