percussionist wanted:
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Category: Music

percussionist wanted:

do you play congas or bongos or some percussive drum-derived instrument -- ie. arrowhead water bottle? can you wear a dark suit, dark sunglasses, and hold an unlit cigarette hanging from your lip whilst playing the aforementioned instruments with aplomb and finesse, maintaining good rhythm and mysterious allure? are you a jedi in your own idaho looking to share your sonic and rhythmic abilities with the world?  are you a babydaddy? are you okay with fifty-nine minute rehearsals? did you utterly fail most embarassingly at the Blue Man Group audition last night? if you answered yes to one or all parts of this run-on of a query, i have a gig for you!!!  of course you won't be getting paid but the fun is free and maybe a pint or two of domestic...if you impress you can upgrade to foreign.  must have own transportation.  skateboards are fine.

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