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Friday, May 02, 2008
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Thoughts About My Birth
Current mood:  bored
Category: Life
I like to imagine that when I was conceived my folks were tokin' some good herb and rockin' out to the The Wizard.
Not that I just sit around here and wonder about the way my parents fucked, 'cause that's sick, I know, but I have to admit to being just a little curious as to how it all went down.
I mean, c'mon, it's part of who I am. I believe that life starts at conception, and has a pivotal role in our later developement.
Like for instance, my daughter will probably grow up to be a chef, since she was conceived on the kitchen floor. Hey, come back in 20 years and prove me wrong, until then my theory is sound.
Before you throw shit at any of my ideas just remember, I'm a monkey, I was born for this.
2:01 PM
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
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...I follow where it will go...
Category: Life
My little girl just told me that there is no gum on Christmas because Santa hates the Easter Bunny and vampires.
*sigh*
I wish I could get my brain to work that way again.
Too much life in the old shit box as it is now.
Oh well.
Bitch, moan, and go on.
Life rolls on.
At least for most of us it does. Some people just love to wallow in misery, and I just can't understand it.
Shit happens to you, it's part of life, happens to everyone.
Yes, oh ye high and mighty "nobody understands" pissy face, it happens to everyone. Get over yourself.
Pick up your life and move the fuck on. Quit blaming everyone and everything, take some goddamn resposibilty for yourself, and MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Oh yeah, and another thing, clean up the language when you are around my kid. I don't give a flying fig how you speak around your own children, but have some respect for my child and quit using "fuck" every other word when you're around her! That ICP attitude don't fly around young children, and I shouldn't even have to tell you that!!!
That is if this hypothetical person actually existed...
...nothing real to see here, move it along...
8:57 AM
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