figures...
Current mood: disappointed

so many options for smileys on this thing, and not one of them is appropriate for expressing the need to defacate on a puppy... and it's not like there aren't puppies out there that haven't been asking for it too! not that i want to do such a thing, for i can't advocate anything that might spawn some sort of canine/scat type site... it just shouldn't be.

and with that i start my first blog post in... i don't know how long. i can't be bothered with such details. all i know is that this "jrock" band that i am listening to, should give me the last 10 minutes of my life back, but since i didn't pay for the music, i suppose we're even.

so much has changed since the last time i posted. i gave up pirating, and stay on land for what now seems like an eternity. i am itching to go back though. hopefully i can soon. otherwise i might have to start kicking random people on the street.

the other day i came across a video that had a song in some unrecognizable (by me) language, and someone had taken the time to figure out what the words sounded like in english, and put together a video full of words and pictures reflecting said words. making fora bunch of nonsense involving hamsters, censored kittens, a big fish, and steven seagal. this is the kind of crap that seems amusing to me these days. it manages to be genius and idiocy at the same time. i can feel my brain dying.

i want to talk to people, but given the chance, step away because something stops me from making that effort. i think the cabin fever came and went, left it's mark, and a new brand of disconnection from everything has settled in. makes one almost wish it had been scurvy that found it's way onboard. cursed plentiful supply of flinstones vitamins!!

ole petey is now blind in one eye, so that patch he has been sporting the last couple of years is no longer just a fashion statement. i still think mine is better. this, however, has not affected his lure with the ladies... it's almost wrong really.

well, there it is ladies and gentlemen... and everything in between. my first post in a long while. i might actually even do it again some time soon... we'll see. i might actually have something to say at that point.

YAR!

Currently listening : 1st Contact By Orange Range Release date: 06 January, 2004

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school and other things that almost killed me...

so i was cruising through the myspace world, when i stumbled across people that went to my high school, at the same time i did... (well probably earlier as i was always late to class... but that is not what i meant)

i saw some people that i hadn't talked to a in a loong time, and thought it would be cool to say hi. so i did. but as i kept going through the people that were in my class, i started to wonder if i ever even went there. so many faces and names i didn't remember. kinda weird.

funny how those 4 years seem so important at the time, but then years later you barely remember most of it. sure you remember when you ride a car through the quad during the last few minutes of lunch time, almost play in battle of the bands, but have the band before you be full of fuckheads who take up way more time than they were supposed to and then there is no time left, various acts of quasi-legal activity (at best... thank you Phams!) ... or other random highlights, but overall, the rest kinda blurs together. names, faces, teachers, little ceasars crazy bread deals... all that...

the point? none really... just high school was lame, and the only good thing to come of it were some decent people you met, some you kept in contact with, some kinda disappeared into the woodwork. probably because you were an arrogant asshole, you son of a bitch.

that is all

this has been a mindless rant by :

me

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holy crapola

arrrr.... it be a long time since my last entry... this i know. but i would like to see you try and relocate two secret bases to a temporary one while searching for a new and better one that will fit all me crew an' booty... and a lot o booty it be le tme tell ye! well it ain't easy. not only that, but now yer ole captain has decided that not only am i gonna keep my trusty wench around, but i am gonna actually marry her proper-like... make things... bona-fide... so needless to say things have been busy, and so i have been gone.

and apparently some of ye have gone as well... that's fine by me, it'll be fun skinning yer families alive! hehehe... but i did notice that while i wasn't able to dedicate much time to this, we got a few new crew members. and hardy folk ye seem to be. there may be hope yet. i'll have to make some rounds and visit some of the regulars, as well as greet some of the new bilge rats we got ourself. and soon we cast off to more of what we do best...

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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"i'm not dan, i am captain bubble beard"
Current mood: hungry

yarrrrr!


so there i be, in my cabin, wishing my trusty wench was around to make me a tasty sandwich, when ole petey comes by and suggests that i write in this thing. says something about people forgetting about us, and that it wouldn't do. well i am not sure what he is reffering to, but one thing i have learned over the years, is that petey tends to know what he is talking about.

so here i am out at sea, no one in sight to maim a little, and steal whatever they have. maybe even sink the ship if it isn't worthy of being added to my collection. it has been kind of quiet for a bit. though my trusty crew, ole petey and my parrot danielle have been good company.no one ever talks about the uneventful days of a pirate. not romantic enough or something. bah! who reads that crap anyway. if it isn't leading me to treasure, grog, or wenches... then what is the point of reading anyway? i think tomorrow i will be a little more proactive as far as raiding and such is concerned. i've been a little too lazy lately.


and hungry.... man i wish i had my sandwich...

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stupid dmv!

ok, so why is it that a car you buy, and they are usually not cheap at that. you go and get the insurance, usually not cehap either. and you go and register so it is under your name... why do you need to register it again avery goddamned year you have it??? why can't they just assume you still have this car that spent so much on, until someone else registers it under their name, or you turn in a release form... or hell, maybe even do one of them non-op things, when they apply... ??

it's like those games online... you go and pay for a video game (generally about $40-50), and then they say, "hey, you know that game you just bought? you wanna play it? it's gonnn a cost yaaa". at which point you end up paying $15-20 a month. stupid huh? well same damned thing with cars! i own it! why do i have to keep paying to use it????



and if anyone brings up the "have your cake and eat it too" saying, i swear i'll go to some little kid and pop their balloon!


this has been a pointless rant from your captain... now get back to work!

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...and here we'll paint a happy tree...
Current mood: thirsty

so it's been a while since my last blog. mainly because usually when i post something i feel i have to force it on everyone who has the misfortune of being on my friend list. suckas! anyway, haven't had too much other than work (teaching piracy) and school (the trusty wench is making me take a "sensitivy course" because she says that i tend to not think about other peoples "feelings". it's ok though, i don't have to show up because i told the teacher if he didn't pass me that his children wouldn't last very long strung up the the mast.)


on the exciting end of the spectrum, it looks like my hideout is going to be relocated! more room for drunken pirates and their wenches.... yaarrr.... yes, la casa muy sneaky, will be elsewhere, and that is all ya need know! psh!

the winds are shifting, i just hope they take me to better waters.

now where's that grog?....

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who said you can't still pimp smoothly on the internet?

so a friend of mine recently told me about a wonderful experience she had with someone here on myspace. he was apparntly sailing the myspace seas, when he came upon her houseboat. he saw her from afar and decided to go ahead and greet her... you know... let her known just how he rolls... or sails... anyway, so he goes up to her and and proclaims.... "hey bitch, you're pretty".... wow... there you go lads and lassies.... smooth....


so for all you young "pimps" out there who are trying to adjust to pimping on the internet... there is hope... there is a way... just hang in there...

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and now for something completely different...

avast mateys, today your ole captain rudy is gonna learn ya a bit... i have decided to throw ya a bone... and a word every now and again....

todays word is : AVAST

meaning : Stop and give attention. it can be used in a sense of surprise, "whoa! get a load of that!" when a beautiful woman walks into the room. "Avast! check out the bowsprit on that fine beauty!" you might say.

this has been your first lesson on speaking the pirate language... now go and swab that deck some more!!!

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alrighty there...

ok, so i actually know these guys... and they are cool. Petey likes to play their stuff all the time... it annoys the hell out of Blackjack Betty, but he is kind of a freak anyway.

anyway, right now they only have one song up, and it is a cover, so don't judge by just that. they'll have a few more up real soon.

check them out, and tell em what ya think.

http://www.myspace.com/triedandtrue

This was your captain speaking....

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in case you didn't get my bulletin..... "V" day

so after that whole "women reading" fiasco, it was decided that for my trusty wenches own good (and safety), she would stay at the ole homestead/hideout and do whatever she does when she is there and i am not. i figured that this would be a pretty good arrangement after all. she would live. and i would get to put the "dread", back into the "dread pirate rudy"! so it has been smooth sailing since, but i have found that i rather miss my wench when we are gone for so long. so this holiday thing is coming up... umm.. what's it called again? valencia day? valet service day? velveeta? no... umm... anyway, some "V" day is coming up, and she seems excited about that, so i am gonna go and spend some time with her. that should be nice... as long as she has my sandwich and beer ready.

so to show some appreciation for her beer and sandwich fetching along with all the other things she does, i felt it would be... umm.. nice(?) to try and do something for her.

so the task is this for all my crewmates, fellow buccaneers, and people whom i have spared but traded, sold, or otherwise acquired....

come up with something i can do for my wench, that won't empty the coffers, nor get in the way of my sandwich and beer.

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curse that Lucky Bob!!

so this morning Lucky Bob is out cleaning the crows nest, as well he should if he knows what's good for him, when he slips, and falls and gets tangled in the rigging and the cable tv... cables... so now the tv is out, the crew is an angry mob, and i am gonna miss todays American Idol. ARRRRGH!!!

i thought about maybe tossing him over board and watch him try and keep up with the ship. but methinks i'll just let him hang up there and let the crew throw stuff at him until the cable guy rows in...
hopefully (for bob's sake) they don't throw anything too sharp... HAHAHAAAA!!!

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yet another captains log....

so today i almost killed my brother. he had the gall to try and go over my captains hat. he went to Petey (bad move) and told him to change our course. i swear, he is lucky he came from the same womb... next time he will go down into the deep, with the next ship we cross.

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