SAT,AUG 9TH:"THE RASPBERRY SOIREE"(FREE FOOD,FREE DRINKS)
Current mood: excited
Category: Parties and Nightlife

From the makers of the family sitcom
"Daddy I'm In Love with A Porno Star"
and who can forget the summer blockbuster
film starring Mr.T and Gary Coleman in
"5 CareBears & The Golden Dildo"
with music done by Curtis "50 Cents" Jackson & Little Richard

Now The Chi-Fi Experience Presents
"The RaspBerry Soiree" (Sweet,Sexy,& Refreshing)
Saturday, August 9th
@The Elastic Arts
2830 N. Miluwaukee (Diversey & Kimball)
$10 Cover with I.D.
doors open @8, showtime@10pm
Free Food
Free Drinks
Free Giveaways
Music By:
Dj Bolo Spinning:
(Nu-Jazz,Soulful House,Afro-Beat)
Dj Issues Spinning:
(Disco,Funk,Sexy House,Electronic)

What is the "Raspberry Soiree"?
Sweet, Sexy & Refreshing
Enter a world of relaxtion,
theres a party in Space & we traveling having a good time
leave your Earthly problems behind
be sexy in your own eyes.

For More Info give us a call@
773-971-5343 or 773-860-0169
until then thank you for your time
take care and stay stress free
"Love Life Like It's Love"
www.myspace.com/professorgorilladickens
www.myspace.com/blackdaylight

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SATURDAY,AUG 9TH:"THE RASPBERRY SOIREE"(FREE FOOD,FREE DRINKS)
Current mood: excited
Category: Parties and Nightlife

From the makers of the family sitcom
"Daddy I'm In Love with A Porno Star"

and who can forget the summer blockbuster
film starring Mr.T and Gary Coleman in
"5 CareBears & The Golden Dildo"
with music done by Curtis "50 Cents" Jackson & Little Richard

Now The Chi-Fi Experience Presents
"The RaspBerry Soiree" (Sweet,Sexy,& Refreshing)

@The Elastic Arts
2830 N. Miluwaukee (Diversey & Kimball)
$10 Cover with I.D.
doors open @8, showtime@10pm
Free Food
Free Drinks
Free Giveaways
Music By:
Dj Bolo Spinning:
(Nu-Jazz,Soulful House,Afro-Beat)
Dj Issues Spinning:
(Disco,Funk,Sexy House)

What is the "Raspberry Soiree"?
Sweet, Sexy & Refreshing
Enter a world of relaxtion,
theres a party in Space & we traveling having a good time
leave your Earthly problems behind
be sexy in your own eyes.

For More Info give us a call@
773-971-5343 or 773-860-0169
until then thank you for your time
take care and stay stress free
"Love Life Like It's Love"
www.myspace.com/professorgorilladickens
www.myspace.com/blackdaylight

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LABEL ME A ASSHOLE BY:MY ASS IS THE SIZE OF A MOUNTAIN
Category: Romance and Relationships

This sHIT IS NOT FOR ME

THIS SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS

LOVE CAN BE GOOD

AND THEN LOVE CAN HURT

GOD KNOWS I'M TRYING

I'M TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT

OR MAYBE YOU JUST NOT MY PROTYPE,

BUT THAT'S MY FAULT

CAUSE I DIDN'T READ THE SIGNS

AND I DIDN'T TAKE MY TIME

THIS IS THE TRUTH

I WISH I COULD LIE ON HOW I'M FEELING ON THE INSIDE

BUT I'M JUST TIRED

TIRED OF ME

TIRED OF YOU

TIRED OF MY FRIENDS

TIRED OF OLD

NOW I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SOMETHING NEW

SOMETHING THAT'S BEST ME,

ME

NO MORE WE

JUST ME AND HARMONI

 INSTEAD OF LOVE

INSTEAD OF MUSIC

I NEED GOD

I NEED GOD AGAIN

CAUSE I WALKED AWAY

NOW PEACE IS GONE

AND ANGRY HAVE COME TO STAY

SO WITH MY EYES OPEN

STANDING I PRAY

THAT PEACE COME BACK TO ME SOMEDAY

UNTIL THEN

LABEL ME A ASSHOLE

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YOUR REFRIDGERATOR TURNS ME ON BY:JOHNNY FAT’ASS

i feel like making some love

i feel like selling you like drugs

i feel like getting my chest hair rub

i feel like making love in a poool of cow milk

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you so nasty

such i freak

it turn me on

when you let me pick meat from your teeth

see

it was only ground beef

i want to rub ranch dressing all over your belly

and watch it shake like jellly

that's money

in the bank

money at the tully

naked running in the forest making kool-adie

midgets dancing

a pack of wolfs making gatorade

for that deep down body thirst

like i vampire

i have a thirst

my heart is a curse

being with you is to do worst

who was the first to tie you up and spank you with a hot dog

big daddy was the first

nasty

gross

peverted

you love it

twinkles and cupcakes on your belly

let me rub it in

ranch dressing look so damn good on your skin

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Swimming In A tOLIET FILLeD wITH Brown KOOl Aide by toliet tissue
Category: Writing and Poetry

on your march

get set

and go

5 PIECES oF cHICKEN WINGS

RACING AROUND THE TOLIET BOWL,

WHILE 1 upset stomach got some waste he want to let go

green peas and rice along with white castle want to roll a blunt of dro

there is something in my stomach trying to come out

trying to let go

but i'm in someone else house

a unknown home

but there is something in my stomach that want to come out

but my ass cheeks don't want to let go

maybe if i drink more water

i will be just fine

there's a party in my tummy

bowels movement please tell boo-boo to come outside

squeeze

and squeeze

till i die

i can't use your bathroom cause i'm a gyro cheeseburger with pride

squeeze and

squeeze

until boo boo and waste come outside

finally my ass cheeks start to scream and cry

i don't want to die

i don't want to die

i don't want to die

squeeze and squeeze til my boo and the food i just ate come outside

on your march

get set now go

i'm sweating

my shirt is drain

there ain't no more toliet tissues

ain't that a bitch

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SITTING ON THE ASS’CHEEK OF A DINOSAUR EATING ICE CREAM
Category: Writing and Poetry

I'M SITTING ON THE ASS CHEEK OF A DINOSAUR EATING SOME ICE CREAM

WATCHING DAY

MY LITTLE PONY

COME OUT AND PLAY

IT'S ALL LOVE CARE BEARS PLEASE STAY

I REMEMBER HOW THE MIDGET BEHAVE ON THAT DAY

BUT NOW WE TRY TO CONTROL OUR ANGRY LIKE HULK,

IT'S SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON THE RADIO

WILLIE THE GAY BULL HATE TO TALK

WHILE GRANDMA DILDO GOT BROUGHT

WHO STOLE ROGER RABBIT BAG OF WEED

THREE BLIND MICES GOT CAUGHT

I'M JUST SIITING ON THE ASS OF A DINOSAUR EATING ICE CREAM

WONDERING IF I'M IN THE RIGHT DREAM

OR ALL JUST A VISION IN MY MIND

IS THIS A REAL WORLD

OR I'M FORCE TO LIVE IN THIS BALL WHERE THERE IS A WASTE OF TIME

I'M SUCH A KID THANKS TO MY HARMONI EYES

THE SUPERHERO WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FLOOD AND THE WATER I HEAR YOUR CRIES

PEOPLE ON EARTH LOST TOUCH WITH THEY SOUL

NOW THEY LOVE TO FUCK WITH MUSIC AND CRIME

CAN I ROLL A BLUNT OUT YOUR NIPPLE AND GET HIGH,

ME

I'M JUST SITTINE ON THE ASS CHEEK OF A DINOSAUR WASTING TIME

WATCHING TIME GO BY

GO TELL YOUR DADDY CHEST HAIRS I SAID HI

;-)

A POEM BY: TEDDY SCROLL'LIGHT

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TOMORROW NIGHT:"THE HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT"COME B A KID AGAIN
Category: Parties and Nightlife

From the people that brought you:
"Confession Of A Bow-Legged Striper"And the Powerful love story that had the world going crazy for lust, written and directed by Pudget the Bear And Sunshine's Belly:
"Three Men & A Joint, Who Stole Grandma's Blunt"

And who could forget:
"Catfish & Midgets", A story about a midget fallin' in love with a 5 piece catfish dinner.
Now Tweek CentraL Academy Presents:
"Da HonEY cOMB HideouT"
Hosted By: Chicago's Wildest Drunken Monkeee

May 31st,Saturday
@ Elastic Arts
2830 N. Milwaukee Ave. 2nd floor
www. elasticarts. org
Doors:8pm
Show:9pm
$10 Suggested Donation

Free Food, Free drinks, free Give-a-ways
Music By: Drunken Monkeee; Spinning
(Ole skool Soul, Hip-hop, House, Afro-Beat)
ILL-Legit-Spinning
(Funk, Soul, Jungle, Hip-Hop)
DJ Paul Harris
(House, House and did we mention, HOUSSSSEEEEEEE)

Live ARtWork By: Wisdom Body & Mike UrBAN'rOCKWELL
Photography By: JUJU Photos
Live Photo Shoot By: JuneJune Englewood

ALL-Star Performances from:
THE PLAID WITH DJ FREEZE'ROCK
(If OutKast were from Gary, Indiana, this what they would look and sound like.)

NEANDATHAL & SCUD ONE
(The two birds that flew over the cuckoo's nest for Hip-Hop.)

Mr. BLackDayLight & Professor Gorilla Dickens
(If Prince made love To Floetry While Listening to O.D.B)

DIVA G
(The Chocolate B-Girl Wonder)

BIJOU
(Zhane, meets A Taste Of Honey over House Fusion)

What is the "Honey Comb Hideout"?
A Place where GrOWN People go to be a kids again
For one night only, a place to forget about your stress,
forget about paying your bills, forget about work, school and the problems of the world.

We want you to dance, smile and have a freakin' good time, like you did when you were a kid…
it's ok.
For more Info please give us a call at:
312-671-2565

www.myspace.com/drunkenmonkeee

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WHAT HAPPEN WHEN SUGAR MADE LOVE TO CHERRY KOOL AIDE
Category: Romance and Relationships

THE CHICKEN WAS BEING FRIED

THE MASH POTATOE WAS KISSING MILK ON THE SIDE

THE SCENT OF LOVE MAKING WAS IN THE AIR

SO MUCH MR JOHNSON BROUGHT A PLATE UP STAIRS,

WATER BOILING

POTS AND PANS

A ONE NIGHT STAND

THEN THERE WAS YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

BUT I CHOSE YOU

WITH YOUR SEXY 4 CORNER PACK SHAPE

I NEVER GOT A LONG WITH GRAPE

NOW WITH CHERRY I CAN'T WAIT

I LIKE HOW THEY TEAR YOU OPEN AND YOU DON'T SCREAM RAPE

ONLY DINNER TIME IS WHEN WE DATE

THEY POURED YOU SLOWLY IN THE CONTAINER

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

WAIT TO I GET ON TOP ON HER

DAMN I'M GOING TO BANG HER.

THEN THEY ADDED ME

TWO DAYS AGO I WAS ON ICE TEA

BUT THAT BITCH WAS TO LIPTON FOR ME

BUT YOU......

OH YES YOU........

BODY MADE THE COLOR OF RED

MS CHERRY I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME HEAD

WE SO GOOD TOGETHER

WE WILL GET DRUNK FAST BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL LAST FOREVER,

THEN HEAR COME THE WATER

DON'T WATER US DOWN

 YOU WILL BE OUT OF ORDER

CHERRY KOOL-AIDE

I WISH YOU COULD HAVE MY SON AND DAUGHTER

TELL ME YOUR STORY LIKE I'M A REPORTER

TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR CANDY FLAVORS

I HEAR YOU EVEN CUM IN NOW AND LATERS

SEX WITH YOU IS SO GREATER

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE IN THE REFRIGERATOR

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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LOVE ME LIKE FOXY LOVES BROWN BY:PROFESSOR GORILLA DICKENS
Category: Writing and Poetry

WELL,
 LOVE ME IN WAYS
A WOMAN CAN LOVE A MAN
AND A MAN LOVE A WOMAN,
WILL YOU BE THERE FOR ME
WILL YOU UNDERSTAND
WILL YOU LOVE ME AFTER THE DANCE

LOVE ME LIKE A MOTHER LOVE HER CHILD
LOVE ME LIKE WHEN HARMONI SMILES
LOVE ME LIKE RHYTHM & POTREE
LOVE ME LIKE A POUND OF GOOD WEED
LOVE ME LIKE WHEN THE NIGHT IS KISS BY THE STARS
LOVE ME LIKE THE ROAD LOVES CARS
LOVE ME LIKE GOD
LOVE ME LIKE ART
LOVE ME LIKE THE BIRDS LOVE THE PARK

LOVE ME
LOVE ME
CHERISH ME
PROTECT ME
HOLD ME
LOVE ME LIKE A TUNG LOVES TO SPEAK
LOVE ME LIKE GOOD SEX
AM I TOO DEEP,

LOVE ME LIKE THE LITTLE BOY
YOU WATCH ME BE,
LOVE ME LIKE THE UNDERGROUND ON 55TH STREET
AND I WILL COME AS YOUR SAND MAN TO BLESS YOUR DREAMS
AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME.

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MAY 31ST,SATURDAY"THE HONEY COMB HIDEOUT"SHOW/PARTY
Category: Parties and Nightlife

From the people that brought you
"Confession Of A Bow-Legged Striper",
and the Powerful love story that had the world going crazy for lust, written and directed by Pudget the Bear And Sunshines Belly
(Three men & a Joint,Who Stole GrandMa Blunt ) now bring you
"Catfish & Midgets"featuring the hit single "To Short To Eat" by 50 cents & The Muppet Babies
Now Tweek CentraL Academy
Presents "Da HonEY cOMB HideouT"
Hosted By:Chicago's Wildest Drunken Monkeee

May 31st,Saturday
@ Elastic ArtS
2830 N.Milwaukee
8pm-2:00am
$10
Free Food,Free Monkeee Juice,free Give aways
Music By:Drunken Monkeee Spinning
(Ole skool Soul,Hiphop,House,Afro-Beat)
ILL-Legit-Spinning
(Funk,Soul,Jungle,Hip-Hop)
 Dj Paul Harris
(House,House,HOUSSSSEEEEEEE)

Live ARtWork By:Wisdom Body
Photography By:JUJU Photos(jahjuu7@gmail.com)
Live PhotoShoot By:JuneJune Englewood
Flyer Design:Camoflajjones

ALL-Star Performance From:
THE PLAID WITH DJ FREEZE'ROCK
(If OutKast was from Gary Indian this what they would look and sound like.)

NEANDATHAL & SCUD ONE
(The Two Birds That flew over the Cuckoo's nest for HipHop.)

Mr.BLackDayLight & Professor Gorilla Dickens
(If Prince Made Love To Flotery While Listen To O.D.B)

DIVA G
(The Chocolate B-Girl Wonder)

BINSJU(BEES-U)
(Zhane Meets A Taste Of Honey over House Fushion)

What is the "Honey Comb Hideout"?
A Place where GrOWN People go to be a kid
for one night only forget about your stress
forget about paying your bills
forget about work,school,and your problems
we want you to dance,smile,and have a fucking good time like you did when you was a kid
it's ok.

For more Info please give us a call at:
773-671-2565

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