Incompetence surrounds me.
Current mood: excited

Alas, to those who dont already know, DELL is useless. After 4 replacement keyboards that I knew were not going to fix the problem, (well after the first one i knew it wasnt the keyboards....) DELL finally decided to have me send in my laptop to have it serviced and repaired. HOORAY!! oooooorr not....yeah so i got it back in record time (estimated 5-8 and it took 2???) and it worked for 5 minutes and then stopped working. My guess is that they replaced the keyboard AGAIN!! so avoid dells unless you love chatting with tech support guys named vanak and kishna who dont listen to a thing you say and use pre-scripted super-politically-correct cliche phrases like "I am so sorry that your computer is not working, please please do not worry" and "Kindly give me 2-3 minutes to research on this issue". WHO TALKS LIKE THAT??. Also I have explained everything i have done to about 15 representatives, all different ones mind you, (and i have become exceedingly efficient at it btw, i could probably be a DELL tech guy by now if i was willing to make 3 bucks an hour with no breaks and no OT 80 hour weeks, yay for America! anywho...)  Here is an excerpt from one of our many productive conversations:

06/26/2006 09:03:42AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "Now we will try loading the BIOS defaults."
06/26/2006 09:03:48AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "I will give you the steps."
06/26/2006 09:05:12AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "To restore setup defaults, perform the following steps: 1.Restart your computer. 2.At the first text on the screen, or the Dell logo, press the key every three seconds until the message Entering Setup appears. 3.When the System Setup screen appears"
06/26/2006 09:05:59AM	Chris Keener: "i dont think that will work"
06/26/2006 09:06:11AM	Chris Keener: "my enter key and down arrow do not work"
06/26/2006 09:06:37AM	Chris Keener: "and my usb keyboard doesnt function in the bios setup"
06/26/2006 09:06:52AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "Oh okay."
06/26/2006 09:07:05AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "Do you have any external keyboard that may be attached to the system."
06/26/2006 09:08:04AM	Chris Keener: "yes a usb keyboard"
06/26/2006 09:08:15AM	Chris Keener: "but it doesnt work"
06/26/2006 09:08:39AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "Do you mean it is also giving the same issue?"
06/26/2006 09:08:47AM	Chris Keener: "and theres no connector for any other type of keyboard"
06/26/2006 09:09:23AM	Chris Keener: "no i dont think the system is recognizing it in the setup"
06/26/2006 09:09:34AM	Chris Keener: "it works fine when windows loads"
06/26/2006 09:10:33AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "Oh okay."
06/26/2006 09:10:43AM	Agent (Tushar_01105670): "In that case we may not be able to load the BIOS defaults."

Genious. And since i know alot of tech guys i know he was playing pong or having a Quake 4 lan party at the office while he was helping me and probably like 4 other people. So now i have to go chat with another guy for 4 hours to try and get it working right. Wish me luck....

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a picture of my huge round nuts
Current mood: stressed

what did you think it was you fucking sicko! GOD honestly I cant believe you looked! what if it really had been my nuts? you totally would have been grossed out and pissed and it would have been all your own damn fault for looking! I hope you learned your lesson!

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MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE
Current mood: exhausted

I had a bad day so....

woohooo happy twenty second of april!

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Dazed Ranting
Current mood: sleepy

MAN I'm tired. I have tons of homework but I dont feel like doing it so I'm writing a blog. Tweaking my MySpace is about the most fun I've had in weeks. Stupid school! So for those that care I'm trying to get more of my art to post on my pics, maybe I should post some pictures of other stuff on here too...I'll have to look into that. I am so cut up from work. I think I need a job that wears a little less on me. I have a gash on my hand and I bashed my head on the dock door earlier today after poking myself in the eye with the keys to the door, not to mention all the other assorted cuts and scrapes I have all over. Anyone know of any good job openings to help out a brotha? Good news though I think I'm finally getting over the flu thing I've had for like 3 weeks. Bloggety blog blog. I think I need a drink, I think I need to do lots of things. Most of them involving money....somebody want to pay to renew my vehicle registration? no? me neither. If you want to be seriously disturbed go check out "eatbabies" myspace. Ask Tommy, its freaking wierd......run...out....of.....things.....to.....say.....

RANDOM PICTURE FROM CYBERSPACE!!!!!...

lol good stuff...good stuff...g-nite

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