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Friday, April 04, 2008
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THIS IS IT!!!
Well, Plague Rats, this is it!
In a few hours, my last Asylum Junkyard Sale offering for some time will know it’s final destination, and I shall be on a plane, one step closer to seeing YOU and spreading the terminal madness that is THE PLAGUE to each and every one of you while convincing you, with the aid of my trusty Crumpets, that the pleasure is all yours. Some shows are already sold out, so I hope that you were able to get your tickets, because we’re shooting a DVD of this tour and I am counting on you to make it crazy. "Victoriandustrial" is to be immortalized (with NEW songs, and NEW merch, and NEW NEW NEW), so come and bring your crazy (and your rat ears), because you do not want to miss this pirate ship, bitches! It’s all girls, all mad, all the time!!!
Oh...just one last thing:
Did you think I’d forgotten about Suffer and his abduction? I haven’t.
And, just to make things a bit more exciting, I have a word for the party who has stolen Suffer from my stage in Rome. The rest of you Muffins may disregard the following:
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Dear Bear-napper: On my tour-bus, my Crumpets, crew, label, management, and I will be going through every second of footage from the Rome date of the December Asylum Tour, because that is where Suffer the Bear was bear-napped, and yes, we will find you, because god only knows there are enough YouTube videos out there to prove it, and when I do, and, oh, I will, you will wish you had never hatched, and that is a promise, not only from me, but from my entire crew, several of whom are far more dangerous than I am.
The upcoming book, "The Asylum," will explain in greater detail why Suffer the Bear is so important to me, but, until then, you have one final chance at survival, which I have divided into two options:
1. Send Suffer to this address immediately -- anonymously if you wish:
Trisol
Weilertsweg 26
64739 Höchst im Odenwald
Germany
2. Come to one of the Asylum: Plague Tour shows in April and place Suffer at the front of the stage -- no questions asked, if you’re lucky.
The beauty of it is that I believe I know who has him, and you can be sure I’ve got my green eye on you.
Until Suffer is returned to the Asylum, no one is safe.
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That said, I stand upon the precipice, and I leap! Ahoi, dear Plague Rats, and safe travels...I can’t wait to throw tea bisuits at you, so come hungry!!!
With Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls,
EA
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Last chance, Ratties!
Dearest Plague Rats,
Last chance to make your own albums on my gear and kick me off the charts:
From the Asylum,
EA
P.S.
I’m getting ready for The Plague Tour...are you???
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Monday, March 24, 2008
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Monday, February 11, 2008
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Saturday, February 09, 2008
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WORLD TOUR POLL!
Dear Plague Rats,
How very disturbing...I've just learned that you can decide where in the world is EA. Please pick me some nice places to go, but do be certain that the population of said places are strong and sturdy and ready to receive the Plague, 'cause I'm spreadin' it, bitches!
WORLD TOUR POLL!!!
I've even been reading up on how best to get it directly to your bloodstream...and I'm becoming quite the expert if I do say so myself:
Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls,
EA
Links:
EA's Shop: Music, Merch, More
EA on iTunes
EA's Official Site
EA @ MySpace
EA : The Asylum @ MySpace
EA @ VampireFreaks
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Saturday, February 02, 2008
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Aprella’s Bloody Pointe Shoes!
Hello Plague Rats,
I have come to first inform you that Sir Edward absolutely adores green tea, and that no teacup in my cell is safe from his whiskers. I step away for a moment and the cup is drained. Good way for a bitch to get dehydrated!
Secondarily!
My Bloody Crumpet and darling to you all, the lovely Aprella is offering up something very special just in time for Anti-Valentines Day:
LEFT RED POINTE SHOE
RIGHT RED POINTE SHOE
Signed, bled in, and truly rocked onstage with ME! I wanted these for myself...oh well...
Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls,
EA
Links:
EA's Shop: Music, Merch, More
EA on iTunes
EA's Official Site
EA @ MySpace
EA : The Asylum @ MySpace
EA @ VampireFreaks
Fan Forum and Home to EA's Journal Entries
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Aprella’s Bloody Pointe Shoes!
Hello Plague Rats,
I have come to first inform you that Sir Edward absolutely adores green tea, and that no teacup in my cell is safe from his whiskers. I step away for a moment and the cup is drained. Good way for a bitch to get dehydrated!
Secondarily!
My Bloody Crumpet and darling to you all, the lovely Aprella is offering up something very special just in time for Anti-Valentines Day:
LEFT RED POINTE SHOE
RIGHT RED POINTE SHOE
Signed, bled in, and truly rocked onstage with ME! I wanted these for myself...oh well...
Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls,
EA
Links:
EA's Shop: Music, Merch, More
EA on iTunes
EA's Official Site
EA @ MySpace
EA : The Asylum @ MySpace
EA @ VampireFreaks
Fan Forum and Home to EA's Journal Entries
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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