My favorite word is word.

So I am really hung over. I drank to much last night. Then again I drink too much everynight.

I need new friends. I need to meet people that like going to church and helping old people cross the street. Or something like that.

My friends like going to the bar, doing shots, drugs. blahhhhh. I try to stay home. Like yesterday I was not going to go out. But then I was bored so I went to the bar to watch the home run derby. Which has nothing to do with horses. Then i ended up leaving there and drinking gin...

My hand still hurts. Dirty is a bad dog. He attacked the other little dog that lives in my house. I was beating him up and he would not stop biting her. Finally I was able to get him off of her. I thought he was going to kill her. But now they are sleeping next to each other on the floor. Stupid dogs. But yea, now my hand hurts from hiting dirty in the face. Which by the way didn't faze him at all. I need to get a tazzer.

Mmm. Dirty. I love that dog. He can catch birds out of the air. Oh and yesterday I gave him an ice cube and he was playing with it like he was a cat. haha.

I need to get a job. I think if I had a job i wouldn't drink so much. I am so bad at interviews though. I always say stupid shit. Blahhh.

I just got a call from my friends. They want me to go drinking tonight.

Last night at the bar i was wearing a rancid shirt. So I'm playing pool and all of a sudden rancid comes on the juke box. I was like "yeah! Woo rancid!" This random dude looks at me and says "Yea I saw your shirt so I had to play it." Everyone Fucking loves me. I don't think he even knew who rancid was.

n I was a hostess in palm springs. I came into work one day, and saw that there was a reservation for 5 under the name Tim Armstrong. I got all excited. I really thought Rancid was going to come eat there. Then when no one showed up, I was disappointed. I found out later that night that one of my coworkers was playing a joke on me. Grr. I miss that job.

When I was in detroit. We stopped at this gas station. Because we got lost trying to ge  to this party. Anyway This gas station had a fucking tattoo shop in it. It was CRAZY!

They also had a drive thru.

HAHA! Ahh that makes me laugh. For once I was happy we got lost. This gas station was so weird. They were selling hard boiled eggs.

Really. I am not making this up. Then some dude was calling me britney spears, and he asked us if we wanted to go skiing. My friend said No we don't know how to ski. Then I said something like "He wants to know if we want some blow not really go skiing" hahahaha!

best gas station EVER!

I'm looking at my photobucket. Here is ken and I dancing at sub t.

I like photoshop.

See dirty in the picture frame? HAHA!

I think I could spend all day and night on photoshop. Really. I like it that much.

Ok I need to sleep or something.

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I am the master and the commander!
Current mood: awake
Category: Life

 

When out of nowhere some dude comes up and wants to kiss me. He was way cuter then in the picture. But then again I could have been drunk....

 

 

Katie  stole a hookah from this chick.

 

We smoked out of it....

 

And gave it two thumbs up!

 

So we're super high and sorta drunk. So we go searching for food. Luckily we find some cake!

 

 

The cake was so good we also gave it two thumbs up!

 

 

Katie and myself made a huge mess with all the cake eating, so Katie helped out Jose by sweeping up our mess.

 

Unfortunately This guy said there was nothing sexier then a girl who could sweep.

 

So I busted a flow to distract him so Katie could run away

We met a tiny man who wanted to buy us shots!

Then out of nowhere the creepy guy who likes girls that cook and clean.

I scream! And once again we run away!

I run about 10 feet before I get attacked by a red hair dude.

 

But it's all good. Because I got away.

We spend The rest of our time at barleycorn. Drinking.

Taking to the bartender,

and making out.

Finally it's last call at barleycorn, and we find our good friend, the bouncer.

But as we're leaving this girl convinces me that she has whiskey tits. And each lick of her boob is like a shot.

I think she might have been right because I kissed her.

 

Katie got jealous so she kissed me.

Then this girl wanted to kiss Katie, but Katie wasn't down so I kissed her instead,

and Katie hung out with our good friend!

Then the night gets a little blurry. Because for some reason we have pictures like this....

And this...

Yea, I don't know. But I was pretty hammered to say the least.

Because I'm pretty sure I took this picture. And Katie was most likely supposed to be in it. Sorry Katie.

This girl tried to eat me...

But all in all we gave the night two thumbs up!

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We didn't make it to the donkey show.

Man, This week has been crazy! The things I did you wouldn't believe! Good thing I have the pictures to prove it! hahaha..

First of all Katie called me and said she wanted to go to a farm. Luckily my grandpa owns a farm and He is the owner of the biggest cock in the east! I had to get a picture with the cock, and I think Katie had a thing for my grandpa.

On our way back to Chicago we decided to hit up a rave. So we called some of our friend and they met us there. I think Katie took to much x.

 

We had heard that Yanni and Jesse Jackson were at the strip club which happen to be right next door! How lucky we were to get this picture!

Yanni brought up the fact that we drink a lot and should probably go to an AA meeting. So we did. But we got kicked out for drinking.

 

After that we decided we should do some good, so we went to the local homeless shelter and helped serve food.

 

HAHA! I should have went out drinking!

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Fuck you! I'm way more irish!

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I'm too old for this shit!

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Sometimes you have to cry when you drink Cheap Beer!

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This blog is for my STALKERS!

Here is what I talk about with other people on aim!

Felicia Rocks123 [3:50 P.M.]:  what do you expect it's fucking march

Felicia Rocks123 [3:50 P.M.]:  jesus doesn't love you anymore

Felicia Rocks123 [4:04 P.M.]:  because I'm not one of your friends that believes everything you say

Felicia Rocks123 [4:09 P.M.]:  it was more like wow! what's up? Dick.

 Felicia Rocks123 [4:27 P.M.]:  uppers...

Felicia Rocks123 [4:30 P.M.]:  Well I have pink eye!

 Felicia Rocks123 [4:49 P.M.]:  noone puts baby in a corner!

 Felicia Rocks123 [5:00 P.M.]:  yea i should wear my swim suit considering I paid 2 hundo's for it and have worn it a total of 2 times

 Felicia Rocks123 [5:03 P.M.]:  I'll just tell him I want his man juices!

 Felicia Rocks123 [5:09 P.M.]:  i'm all over the east side

 Felicia Rocks123 [5:12 P.M.]:  free booze no cover

 Felicia Rocks123 [5:14 P.M.]:  haha just tell him when ever you see a cop you always run!

 Felicia Rocks123 [4:19 P.M.]:  how can you answer my what's up with sup?

 Felicia Rocks123 [4:49 P.M.]:   Well I don't really want to smoke because I have pink eye and my eye hurts and smoking will just make it worse

 Felicia Rocks123 [4:56 P.M.]:  Some one said that about me at the bar the other night!

There you go stalkers! Perhaps you can print this out and put it in your shrine to me. You know it'll give you something to do besides waiting in frount of my house to take a picture of me!

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Bathrooms are a good places to throw up!

So oddly enough I found myself in a grammar school boy's bathroom today. Well not that odd actually. My mom works at a grammar school. But that's beside the point. I looked over at the urinals and noticed the urinal cakes. I started to think about them. Who invented the urinal cake, and what really is there point? To make it not smell like urine? Or to disinfect the part that is being urinated on? Do all boys' bathrooms have these things?

Then I noticed that the urinal cakes in this bathroom happen to be pink. PINK!!!! Are you kidding me? Girls would never have them in their bathrooms. So why on earth would they even come in pink? Peeing on pink things with their pink things. I guess.

Why do guys get 2 things to take a piss in? From my experience guys don't usually have urinals in their home bathrooms. So they get a lot of practice peeing in toilets. But when they go in public they get a choice. Hmm. I bet you guys always choose to pee in the urinals.

Someone please explain this too me. Thanks!

So it's insane how easily people have been annoying me lately. I'll just be sitting there and think to my self. God why are we friends?  Perhaps I am a shallow person. These people have been my friends for a while, and all of a sudden they annoy me? No I'm not on the rag. Haha! I think it's just life in general that annoys me. Yes.

-Ok so here are all the things I am too nice to say to my friends.

-Fuck you and your friend.

-Stop calling me when your horny and drunk. If I haven't had sex with you by now. It's not going to happen

-Why do you only call me when you're geeked, drunk, or all emo?

-Don't give me bullshit reasons on how much you like me.

-Every ones life sucks at some point. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something to change your situation.

- I don't like you and I hate your friends.

-I wish you realized how much money I gave you and how much shit I paid for.

-Fucking grow up. I don't care about your lame high school stories.  

-I thought I liked you. But now I really can't stand you. In fact I have dreams about me yelling at you.

-I wish you wouldn't have listened to your friends.

-Stop doing drugs.

-Get off your high horse.

-If you miss me so much and want me to come back. Call me once in a while.

-Stop ruining their life.

Ok.that's enough. I'm sounding like a bitch.  I really do like my friends. But most of them annoy me. Not all of them but quite a few. Ahh!  Redundant. Nice Felicia!

Look Katie and I used to be sweet. This was taken at our juinor homecomming I believe.

Ohhh and she's going to hate me for this but....

hahahah! Your welcome! Don't feel bad. Remember who I was going out with then! Ohhhh geez!

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I'm moving to Ohio. Where they milk cows for fun!!!

So last night. I didn't eat. I also started pounding tall cans on the way to katies. my head feels like small children were swinging bats at it all night long. And I can't sleep. I have no clue how I got home. I'm scared to look at my recent calls. oh and fuck stupid bitches who care about some punk little kid. Perhaps if i wasn't so trashed last night i would have told you off. But considering I all ready have one black eye. I figured I shoud just sit there and be eye candy. I'm sure there's pictures of last night. Can't wait. Later

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Intoxication Proclamation!!!!!!!!!

Last night I got drunk off beer. . Look how cute we look!

We met these dudes. They kind of sucked but they bought us beer and shit.

Katie decided we should ditch them and came up with a great excuse. "Felicia lets go over there."

I was so thankful I gave her a kiss.

Katie thought the bartender was deaf. So I asked for a beer in sign language.

But when The bartender didn't respond she realized she had made a mistake.

So to change the subject she bet me that I couldn't hold 2 beers in one hand and kiss some random dude on the cheek! Looks like I proved her wrong!

After that I got a good look at the dude I just kissed on the cheek and got real scared!

Since no one at the bar seemed to be hot. I decided I should drink a lot more and then every dude will look like brad pitt!

Unfortunately a Mexican kidnapped me and decided it was his job to dance on me. 

I was so traumatized I called my grandpa. He came and met us at the bar.

As I was telling him my horror story katie came over and said we should drink more beer.

So I did. While I rocked out to the b52's. Gotta love Love shack!

To keep herself busy while i was rocking out katie took pictures of herself.

But soon she got bored of that and offered me 10 bucks if I kissed her.

But at the last second she changed her mine and said there were really hot dudes and to go and talk to them. She wanted me to tell them she thought they were hot. But one i look at them I decided to just drink instead.

Soon after that, she ditched me to hang out with her ex boyfriend.

So I hung out with a nascar driver named John.

Then we went home. The end!

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