Biggest douche bag in the world!

This might work, god this guy needs a punch in the throat....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-K50n7mLM

Copy and paste!

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chad radio presents...

If you missed my first post about this, basically, it is costly to do Online broadcasting so instead im featuring an artist every couple days on my profile page for you to listen to.  Basically pretend the next few weeks are an one hour music show hosted by me. Check my site every few days and hear a new band i like. Keep in mind that there will be some kind of flow. As if it were a radio show.  yeah that, suck it, or die.

radio chad

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My top 20 albums of all time... rebuttal

These are in no real order other then the fact that they are the best 20 albums ive ever heard.


Michael Jackson-Off the Wall
Digital Underground-Future Rhythms
Radiohead-Kid A
Dead Milkmen-Bucky Fellini
Laurent Garnier-Unreasonable Behavior
Pink Floyd-The Wall (this would be Relics but it technically wasnt an album)
Outkast-Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Interpol-Bright Lights
Velvet Underground- Self-titled
R.E.M.-Green
High Karate-Self-titled
Pixies-Surfer Rosa (my first GF was a surfer so...)
Ritchie Hawtin-Closer to the Edit
Descendents-Livage
James Brown-The Payback
Beastie Boys-Paul's Boutique
Meat Puppets-II
Violent Femmes-Self-titled
Joan Biaz-Blue
David Bowie-Ziggy Stardust




Oh and Bjerk is aweome, really, can i use thiis chair? can someone please speak to me? no really. i need this chair, NO, god dammit guys

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Mardi Gras 06'

73 beers, 2 vodka cranberries, 1 vodka seven, 1 turkey sandwich, 3 hurricanes, 1 Igor's BBQ burger, 3 assholes ( 2 of which were working at Igors), 23 friends, 2 Mona's Gyros, 1.5 Monas Falafels, 1 quart of hummus, 1.5 games of pool, 8 houses, 14 bits of Kyoto sushi, 27 miles walked, 1 band, 1 jam, 3.5 parades, 17 hours of sleep, 1 shower, 2 changes of clothes, 1 mikes hard lemonaid, 14 useless conversations (not bad), 3 things i stole, 2 new friends, 0 cell phones, 23 black people (this was very odd), 0 beggers (even odder), 11 moments of panic, 26 moments of sadness, 7.5 hours wasted trying to hang out with my "best friend", 2 hotdogs, 134 Marlboros, 3 new shirts, 4 flights, 1400 dollars spent, 1 poker game, 6 drinks i bought, 87 pictures taken (all bad), 8 pot smokings, 0 other drugs, 5 bars, 1 DJ (soul sister thank you for the best night), 2 aspirin, 1 sex, 24 beads, 0 good throws, 1 job offer, 0 tits, 1 club, 1 Popeyes, 4 waters, and the rest....

Priceless... thanks to all who made an effort to see us no car or cell-phone having MF's... 

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Freakmech's Snappy T-shirts

Watch out Target, heres my line of  t-shirts, all the rage this summer, slob chic:

White People Make Me Nervous

Will Work For Money

My Other Shirt Is Clean (much cooler then the other version)

I Clean Up Nicely

If I Was Flirting My Fist Would Be In Your Ass (for the Hardcore)

If You Can Read This Your Literate ( fuck you Torgo, you didnt get it LOL)

Eat At Home (restaurant tee)

Help Wanted

Ugly People Dont Get It (get it?)

Life Is A Hoover

Stones Rock

Have You Hugged A Boy Today ( NAMBLA)

Professional Deadbeat

What Would I Do (W.W.I.D, fuck Jesus, think for yourself.)

My Kitty Has Flea's (sexy eh)

Your Not Ugly, You Just Suck

Stop Staring At My T-Shirt

No One For President 08'

Lifes An Option

Guns Dont Kill People, People With Guns Do

Wal-mart Saves, The End Is Near

Future Wal-mart Site

Wal-mart Coming Soon (cant decide which one is better)

Your Ad Here

Dont Look At Me, God Did It (add cute little girl graphic)

My Boyfriend Went To Thailand And All I Got Was This Stupid STD

Save A Country, Kill A President

DJ's Are Really Musicians Without Talent

Save Bandwidth, Go Out

Myspace Is For Pussies

Freakmech 2012

well thats it for now but this will be an on going blog, avoid at all cost.

Copyright 2006
Freakmech

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Entry 2: Myspace experiment .1
Current mood: surprised

The Theory: Possibility of meeting people through Myspace and actually having them remain interesting after a real life incounter.

The Set-up: As the control my assistant, Ms.Sarah and I scoured the pages of  Myspace looking for people in a 10 mile radius that seemingly had similar interest as we did. We then actually invited them over for food, drink, and conversation to anylise there coolness and to determine wether or not  they remained canidates for possible new friends at the nights end.

The Experiment: After a few days of searching and collecting data on Myspace we found two canidates worthy of our experiment and invited them over for the aforementioned set-up. Initially we were skeptical that the seemingly cool Myspacians could uphold there supposed on-line cool persona's once introduced to real world incounters.
    We began by e-mailing invitations of the offer and they both excepted. We then went and bought the necessary beer and chinese take out to make the set-up seem legitimate. So not to tip off the expirementees we disguised or normal scientific clothing for more traditional, casual "hanging with freinds" garb. The plan was to meet at our cleverly disguised labratory, a cozy living space complete with couches, music, and fireplace; let the expirement begin. **names have been changed to protect the innocent**

    "Jim", the second subject invited, arrived at about 7:15. Early which was a good sign of eagerness to be involved in the experiment He brought beer which was also a sign of politeness, though un-necessary as we had already provided libations. We had the usual light conversation expected of any first time encounter, not to mention we did not want get into to many details of our being until the next subject arrived. All was going good so far, and no noticable suspicion of our on going experiment.

   "Mark", the first subject invited, arrived around 8:15. Late which was a little concerning. Perhaps a litltle apprehensive to be involved in our experiment though he quickly loosened up to our hospitality and the experiment began rolling.  At first conversation began light with the usual filler, were are you from, how did you get here, where do you work etc..... But after having ate the chinese take out the libations began to  pour and conversation  quickly turned into laughter  and sharing of  brilliant ideas and  views, none of which  rubbed anyone in the wrong way. In fact things went so unexpectedly well that our carring on went on deep into to the night. Around 3:30 or so it was finally time to say our goodbyes and go to bed, for tommorrow would be a long day of analysing our collected data so that we could conclude our experiment and plan the next experiment.

Conclusion: To our surprise the subjects held up to there on-line Myspace coolness, not straying from there supposed facades in the least. In fact they may have even exceded there online coolness at times through out the night. So to answer our question, as of right now it seems that people can use Myspace to express there genuine personalities with out straying from there true selves in order to gain more on-line friend invites. All in all our experiment was a sucess and we believe we now have two new on and off-line friends for future incounters; unless of course they were onto us.... There was a moment when we were questioned about the computing sounds of our data collection machines in the other room, but we were quick to cover it up by claiming it was the cats. hhmmmm.....

Next experiment: Do seemingly sucky people on Myspace continue to be douche bags after real life encounters? To be continued...

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Entry 1: Timewarp
Current mood: scared

   Well i was living happily in New Orleans for about 10 years. Estactic to have gotten away from the land before having a clue, otherwise known as Cecil County, Maryland. Then this big ol' bitch named Katrina told me i had to get the fuck out or else, so i crawl back home to this wonderfully bland, uncultured, and rural area in which i grew up; Colora MD to be exact. Low and behold, what did i come to find??? Nothing has fucking changed a bit,oh excuse me, there is a McDonalds now. People my age are still wearing feathered hair, jean jackets, and laced up tight pants. Did i age, do i have school tommorrow? Whats going on? But just when my fears reached there peak i was relieved to find a newer, younger generation of kids. Clad in there newest outfit from the recent Eminem video. Or the new metal look, ICP, Hott Topic worshipping zombie kids. Or better yet, the goths, oh there bleeding souls, not having anyone to understand there dark and ghoulish ways, not to mention, probably never having heard of bands like Bauhaus or Joy Division, poor souls indeed. MTV has fucked rural USA up bad. These kids have no imagination at all; just carbon copy external images to say, "yeah i would fit in with your crowd".

Argghhhh, this place sucks and if anybody out there has a clue please let me know. Im used to city life, big and small where the kids are hip and imaginative striving for there own image and place in life. I mean for gods sake im smack dap inbetween Baltimore and Philly, do these kids ever leave there areacode to be influenced by a brighter, more intellectual world. Do they seek anything in life other then the lyrics to the new Korn album, is there a new Korn album?

Sorry just trying to vent but when i was younger growing up here i did everything i could to experience new places, cultures, ideas, etc.... Is  MTV the new National Geographic for rural idiots. Ive been here for 5 months now and havent seen a single person that sparked the question, i wonder if there cool to hang out with. Im afraid.... very afraid.

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