Marshmallow
Current mood: hot
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

My friend Jon Mackey met a pygmy goat named Marshmallow.  His neighbor was working at a flea market, and some lady gave hime the goat.  It's a white, and squats down to pee, "like a kitten."  It does not poop or pee inside.  I want this goat.  The neighbor wants to give the goat away.  I would comb the goat, and bathe the goat,. and give the goat shoes and ribbons.  Why can't this goat be mine?  Oh why?  Goats aren't allowed to live in the city I hear.  I would surely get busted.  Oh Marshmallow, maybe we will find a way, just maybe.

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and the Pat Benatar song, "Invincible" plays really loud as I walk out.
Current mood: rejuvenated

...and somehow the wind is blowing in the building. I quit my job.  If anyone wants to give me new job, feel free.  As long as it is soooo fun.  Or at least better than listening to ridiculous assholes yelling at you over the phone all day.  Hip hip hooray!!!

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It's kind of sad.
Current mood: enthralled

Does no one in Hollywood care about Jennifer Tilly anymore?  Did they even see "Bride of Chucky?"  Just close your eyes and embrace it.

Currently watching : Bride of Chucky Release date: 23 March, 1999

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Not Resting in Peace
Current mood: quixotic

So, there's this rumor circulating that I'm dead.  Apparently it originated in Pierre Bossier Mall.  There are 2 different version of the story, that have been relayed to me.  The first, my house was on fire, and I went back in for something, and burnt to a crisp.  The second, my house was on fire, and I jumped from the top floor, and had a heart attack when I hit the ground.  Bummer.  Even though I find this rumor totally amusing, I must dispell it.  I'm not dead. My house never caught fire. Also, apparently there is a memorial service for me at the Celtic Moon??  I won't be attending.

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You had me at C4
Current mood: pleased

Look, it's me, Dani. So there i was, standing at the snack machine... trying to decide what to get, and i noticed that all the really unappealing snacks are at the bottom..  The generic honey bun...no name snack crackers..  Clearly Wilmore (our snack man) is placing the higher end $0.75 Lays & pretzels, as well as the flashy 3 Musketeers, at eye level on purpose!  What a shitser!  Shouldn't all snacks get equal billing?  The non-Hostess brand cupcake may taste just as good to someone as the Reeses Pieces do to Tom Selleck.  Who are you, Wilmore, to say who should get top billing?!! 

So with that in mind, i hijacked Jen's my space and changed her top 8!  i picked you purely based on whether or not i liked your picture, and not at all based on the content of your character.  So superficial, a child could have made this lineup.  

Love-- Danielle

Currently listening : Silent Alarm By Bloc Party Release date: 22 March, 2005

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Well...

I decided to change my name to "The Dagger of Truth."   So.

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So...
Current mood: sleepy

Three days ago, I found a spider in my pants.

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