I’m a robot
Current mood: intense
Category: Life

Beep beep boop boop beep boopbeep beep beep boop.

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myth? legend? yes- reichleberry supeem
Current mood: savage
Category: Life

..EZCODE ITALIC START-->On this very day three half-score annums ago, a warp in time-space was inseminated by quirky, hairy aliens and pooped Kyle upon this earth. Not all the details are known or agreed, but what little fact can be separated from the myth confirms that: three separate yogis, one in Phenom Phen, one in Bhoyital, and another in Redondo Hills all broke with their masters and assumed the sacred positions to try to deflect his coming; a ferrety-looking guy in New York looked to the heavens and said, "what's the point?"; Shel Silverstein muttered "goddamned copycat" most of the day; and Alex Haley sued Doubleday over Roots..EZCODE ITALIC END-->.

While the rest is clouded in mystery, or hidden in big boring looking books and websites, the part I don't have to make up is that the Von Wrangle exists. Anyone who knows him will firmly tell you that he is. Various officious public agencies will probably charge you a few bucks to give you papers to confirm Kyle's existence. And even the Mossad's office of official denial will admit he allegedly is an occupant of the world and has some form of being.

Beyond existence, however, the rest is shrouded in Bacchic mystery, which, even if peirced, is not remembered. I myself have interacted with the notorious Von Wrangle on numerous occaisions, and find my usually adequate vocabulary totally incapable of defining the man beyond a simple "he, uh...is". Perhaps it is the curious means of his conception that wraps the soul's identity in a shroud of bemused confusion. Perhaps it is a cloak for the monster reflected in his filthy 'ku. Perhaps he is just a new incarnation of the wine god. I don't have a goddamned clue.

But no matter why or how he is indefinable beyond simple presence, his presence is almost universally greatly enjoyed. I would easily wager that there are even barely nubile market girls out there who wore their Sanchez a day or two extra because they thought it was cute. Only Kyle has the power in this world to make a Dirty Sanchez cute. Perhaps that will be his legacy...I certainly hope they write it on his tombstone.

And happy goddamned birthday.

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my fish
Current mood: good
Category: Life

I just got a fish.  His Name is Clyde J Fishler.  (sometimes clyde e fishler).  He lives on my wall and is very pretty.  thank you.  that is all.

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eh?

fuck

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