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Monday, July 07, 2008

Half-Year Movie Report
Current mood: all talk and no blog
Category: all talk and no blog Movies, TV, Celebrities

Tune in for the next installment of The Three AMovIGOerS tonight on BlogTalkRadio where Oscar, Oscar! host Jason O'Brien is joined by both myself and Jamey Duvall of Movie Geeks United.

Tonight at 11 pm eastern we will be discussing what we think are the ten best films of 2008 so far.

Will Iron Man flatten the competition?

Click here to listen live tonight.  Or if you're reading this after the show is over you can click on the link to listen to it in the archives

Currently playing :
The Godfather: Blackhand Edition
Release date: 2007-03-20

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Forgotten Film Classics: A Response to the EW List
Current mood: listless
Category: listless Movies, TV, Celebrities

Entertainment Weekly published their 1000th issue this week and filled it with lists of "The New Classics" selecting the 100 Best of the last 25 years, and of course their list of the best films is not going to satisfy every cinephile. I went ahead and comprised a list of the ten films missing from the list that most deserved to be included, but first here are the ten titles that did make the list that I think can be removed to make room for my ten selections:

Ranked at:
28. Wings of Desire (1988) A lovely film, but not a "new classic."
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004) If a comic book sequel belongs here, it's X2: X-Men United.
54. Fatal Attraction (1987) It was just as stupid 20 years ago as it is now.
55. Risky Business (1983) Would this be on the list if it weren't for just one scene?
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989) Nothing wrong with this movie, but not right for this list.
75. Out of Africa (1985) There are better Best Picture Oscar winners that didn't make the cut.
80. Michael Clayton (2007) Not even if it were the 100 Best Films of the last five years.
89. Breaking the Waves (1996) Lars Von Trier did better with Dancer in the Dark and Dogville.
92. Menace II Society (1993) Instead of Boyz N the Hood?
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987) The boot camp segment is fantastic, but not so much the rest of it.



The Ten Substitutions:
1. The Princess Bride (1987) This didn't make the list? INCONCEIVABLE! I'm not saying it should rank above Pulp Fiction (they at least picked the right title to top the list) but this certainly belongs in the top ten of a list of "new classics."
2. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) The definitive sleeper hit of the 90's, and one of those movies that can suck you in every time when you come across it while channel surfing.
3. Amadeus (1984) The best of the Best Picture Oscar winners not on the list. The three runner-ups would be Dances With Wolves, American Beauty and Platoon.
4. Beauty and the Beast (1991) With the exception of Toy Story, this title belongs on the list more than any of the other animated selections (The Lion King, Shrek, The Incredibles). The same could be said for Finding Nemo, also missing from the list.
5. Traffic (2000) The best film of this decade. Other great films from this decade that are missing include The Pianist, Letters From Iwo Jima and Sin City.
6. Groundhog Day (1993) One of the finest film comedies ever made.
7. Batman (1989) The film that made the comic book movie boom begin again.
8. Defending Your Life (1991) Just as good or better than any romantic comedy on or off the list.
9. Field of Dreams (1989) There's something wrong when the closest thing to a sports movie on the list is Jerry Maguire. I know this movie really isn't about baseball, but it's still closer to a sports movie than Jerry fuckin' Maguire. They could at least have included The Natural, Bull Durham or even A League of Their Own.
10. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) One of the holiday films that I watch practically every year, just like Scrooged, Home Alone and Sleepless in Seattle, which are all missing from the list.

Currently listening :
Viva La Vida
By Coldplay
Release date: 2008-06-17

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Enter the Manchild Zone this weekend and nominate DJ Southern Belle
Current mood: information overload
Category: information overload Friends

**!!!Manchild Zone CD Release Party Bonanza!!!**

Red Saw Gallery
585 Broad St.

Newark, NJ
9 PM Fri May 30

FREE SHOW (gallery donation is encourged)
Take PATH to Newark Penn Station
$5 cab to gallery or 15 minute walk

Get ill w/Manchild and the Planet People (PVD, DVD and the P57 Cyborg)...

New website exhibition followed by a live performance.


CD's and T-shirts will be available!!


Check out their MySpace profile for a sample of their creative genius.



And then take a few minutes online to nominate DJ Southern Belle for the 2009 SEA Awards.



Click here to visit the website to place your nominations.

Currently reading :
Generation Kill
By Evan Wright

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Creepy Satchmo
Current mood: scat-terbrained
Category: scat-terbrained Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here to listen to my impersonation of Louis Armstrong singing Creep by Radiohead.

pop art Louis Armstrong by Martin Torsleff

It is the tenth and final installment of The Radiohead Covers, originally posted at Gingers is the Watchword.  Thank you to everyone who listened, voted, and/or gave feedback.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Planet Vedder
Current mood: undercover
Category: undercover Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here to listen to my impersonation of Eddie Vedder singing Planet Telex, the opening track of Radiohead's 1995 album The Bends.

illustration by Matt Baier

This is the ninth and possibly penultimate installment of The Radiohead Covers, a weekly series featured at Gingers is the Watchword of my impersonations of different artists, celebrities and fictional characters performing songs from different Radiohead albums. Thank you to the dozen or so readers who have been giving me feedback on the previous entries; your comments are greatly appreciated.

Vote in the poll below to determine what impersonation and cong combination will be featured in next week's installment. If more than 20 votes are received I'll keep the series going.



If the poll won't let you vote for some reason please leave a comment letting me know.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Gimme Summer Movies
Current mood: in sync-o de mayo
Category: in sync-o de mayo Movies, TV, Celebrities

I just posted a brief list at Gingers is the Watchword of a dozen summer releases I'm looking forward to this year.  You can check it out by clicking here.  I may post the more traditional lengthier summer movie preview here sometime next week if enough people leave me comments motivating me to do so.

Hancock is sure to be a whale at the box office

Tonight I will be part of 3 Guys & The Movies, a new monthly feature on the Oscar, Oscar blogtalkradio broadcast in which host Jason O'Brien is joined by both myself and Jamey Duvall of Movie Geeks United.  Tonight we will be discussing the summer movie releases.  The brodcast begins at 11 pm eastern time, at which point you can click here to tune in as well as participate in the chat room.

The new season of Fantasy Moguls is also underway and there are still spots left in the UMMpire league I created for the Ultimate Movie Moguls game (the league I created for Box Office Moguls - Dick in a Box Office - is already full).  The deadline to sign up is Thursday and it only takes five minutes to create a studio.

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fake Plastic American Trees
Current mood: solitary, man... forever in blue jeans
Category: solitary, man... forever in blue jeans Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here to listen to my impersonation of Neil Diamond singing Fake Plastic Trees from Radiohead's 1995 album The Bends.



This latest installment of The Radiohead Covers over at Gingers is the Watchword is done as a tribute to Neil Diamond's appearance on American Idol this week.  Next week will be my impersonation of Eddie Vedder singing Planet Telex, the opening track of the same album. There will also be a poll for what selection should be featured in the tenth and possibly final installment that will appear the following week.

Also, in honor of Neil Diamond's appearance on American Idol, here is the setlist of Lionel Diamond, a character I debuted in a standup comedy routine at The Comedy Store in San Diego on May 16, 2004.  It's a fusion of Lionel Richie and Neil Diamond.

Hello Hello Again
Say You Say Me I Am I Said
Ballerina Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon
Red Red Wine All Night Long
Stuck On You Got To Me
Do It To Me Sweet Caroline
Endless Love On the Rocks
Sail On Solitary Man
I Got the Feelin' Dancing On the Ceiling
Song Sung Blue Just To Be Close To You
I'm a Believer Running With the Night
Cracklin' Rosie Three Times a Lady

After my 3 minute set that featured Lionel Diamond (which wasn't received nearly as well as I had anticipated) I went to a friend's house to watch the new episodes of The Sopranos and The Simpsons that night, as was tradition.  Over the closing credits of The Sopranos was Lionel Richie singing Three Times a Lady, and over the closing credits of The Simpsons was Neil Diamond singing America.  Now, this week Neil Diamond is on American Idol, and on Sunday they are reairing the season 19 premiere episode of The Simpsons that features Lionel Richie.  I feel like I'm in the twilight zone, with a great soundtrack.

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Friday, April 25, 2008

I Will find The Rainbow Connection
Current mood: green
Category: green Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here for my impersonation of Kermit the Frog singing I Will from Radiohead's 2003 album Hail to the Thief.  You'll also find a hilarious (and rather disturbing) video of Kermit singing NIN's Hurt.



This was chosen as per the poll results from last week's entry, and is Vol. 7 in the ongoing series The Radiohead Covers at Gingers is the Watchword.  Vol, 8 will be Neil Diamond singing Fake Plastic Trees, and will be posted earlier in the week to capitalize on Neil Diamond's appearance on American Idol.  After that will be Eddie Vedder singing Planet Telex which placed second in last week's poll, and will also include a new poll for what should be featured in the tenth and possibly final installment.

Below are links to a dozen different covers of The Rainbow Connection:
The Carpenters
Willie Nelson
Sarah McLachlan
Jason Mraz
Heartland Men's Chorus
Dresden Dolls
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Less Than Jake
Aaron Lewis (Staind)
Jim James (My Morning Jacket)
Tay Zonday (Chocolate Rain)
Ed Helms (The Office)

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Myxomajangles
Current mood: tongue-tied
Category: tongue-tied Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here to visit the webpage where you can hear my impersonation of Sammy Davis Jr. performing Myxomatosis from the 2003 Radiohead album Hail to the Thief.  There's also a great video there of Sammy doing some of his own hilarious impressions.  Be sure and check it out.

Sammy Davis Jr. caricature by Dick Gautier

This is the latest (Vol. 6) in The Radiohead Covers series over at Gingers is the Watchword, a great blogspot site I sometimes contribute to that deals with all things pop culture.

You can vote in the poll below to determine which impersonation and song combination gets featured in next week's installment.


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Friday, April 11, 2008

Subterranean Homesick Ziggy Stardust
Current mood: floating round my tin can far above the moon
Category: floating round my tin can far above the moon Movies, TV, Celebrities

Click here to hear my impersonation of David Bowie singing Radiohead's Subterranean Homesick Alien from their 1997 album OK Computer.  It's the latest installment of The Radiohead Covers at Gingers is the Watchword.

David Bowie by David Pugliese

It won the poll in my last entry by one vote over Sammy Davis Jr singing Myxomatosis, which will be featured next week along with a new poll.

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