that phanatic can dance

baseball game

why would you bring a kid that young to the game, he doesnt want to watch it?
says mama
did you figure out where you would go in your house if there was a tornado yet?
says papa
hey baseball stadium, want to come over to my house after this and eat some pizza?
says me
underwear in the bathroom stall?
who would spend money on a program?
jimmy rollins bobbleheads for everyone!

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three men and an old lady
Category: Automotive

Taco Cabana

the chips were overcooked

but the queso was not runny

you mess up my order

but you give me a free taco

i am too full to eat him though

i will give it to a homeless man outside  cap city

but what if he uses that taco to buy drugs

chris trew to the rescue

eat him up

2.99 dinner

i cant be mad at you

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Celebrate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdTHa8m1EFo

Music video by Steve Winwood performing Higher Love (C) 1986 Universal Island Records Ltd. A Universal Music Company.

You are alive!
It's Steve Winwoods birthday!
Celebrate!

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all new eli stone!

ALRIGHT, You got me KUT stories of love month. Your story about the man in Beaufort who fell in love when his neighbor stepped on a nail and fell into his arms made me cry while driving down 35 this afternoon. You happy now. You got your way. Now stop with the stories and play Tom Waits Blind Love already.

turned on the tv and Boston Legal was on- William Shatner, James Spader, make up face Candice Bergen, John Larroquette, and the guy from Quatnum Leap. Jesus Christ.

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all new eli stone!

ALRIGHT, You got me KUT stories of love month. Your story about the man in Beaufort who fell in love when his neighbor stepped on a nail and fell into his arms made me cry while driving down 35 this afternoon. You happy now. You got your way. Now stop with the stories and play Tom Waits Blind Love already.

turned on the tv and Boston Legal was on- William Shatner, James Spader, make up face Candice Bergen, John Larroquette, and the guy from Quatnum Leap. Jesus Christ.

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all new eli stone!

ALRIGHT, You got me KUT stories of love month. Your story about the man in Beaufort who fell in love when his neighbor stepped on a nail and fell into his arms made me cry while driving down 35 this afternoon. You happy now. You got your way. Now stop with the stories and play Tom Waits Blind Love already.

turned on the tv and Boston Legal was on- William Shatner, James Spader, make up face Candice Bergen, John Larroquette, and the guy from Quatnum Leap. Jesus Christ.

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groove is in the heart

hey dudes and dudettes. i decided to blog more.  most of it will be a repost from my improv groups blog over at lookcookie.com (check it out, give it a browse). but hey people, take what you can get.

anyways

Here's a new list that came out today highlighting all the cool places austin hipsters will be hanging at in 2008

1. Linens N Things
2. Flea Circuses
3. Rv Parks
4. the imported cheese section of Central Market (the imported cheese section of Whole Foods is so 2007)
5.corporeal self at the Mohawk while metaphysical self is ordering a drink at the Sidebar

see you there!

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three men and a little lady

how come anytime i try and post a picture in my blog it doesnt work.  the world is missing out on a lot of cuteness, trust me people.

Currently listening : 69 Love Songs By Magnetic Fields Release date: 07 September, 1999

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the weird thing is i've never even been to padre

i was in target last night and i saw this item in the toy section-

thats right the Barbie Hot Tub Party Bus.  I wish i had an impressionable 10 year old girl just so I could by her one.

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at least we have the 22nd amendment

I remember the night of 2004 election, I had been in austin a few weeks.  I remember watching the tv with Elizabeth and her friend and having hope and then not having hope.  I remember making bloody mary's but we threw them out because they tasted funny because of the ice (it was right when austin drinking water had all that mold or fungus or whatever).  When all hope was lost we decided to get a drink.  Matt and Elizabeth, my roommates and the first people I really met in austin, set out for Longbranch, which was only kinda of taken over by hipsters at the time.  There was about ten people there.  I had some rum and cokes and we talked to some guy in a band that had just moved to town from San Francisco, I still see him around town, I think he works at Emos.  I remember being a little drunk. 

I remember thinking "how much damage can he do in four years" 

a lot more than i had thought is the answer

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