Fly the Blowjob-friendly Skies!
Current mood: loved

With the price of gas flying higher than the old Concord, airlines are adding all kinds of
crazy fees – from fuel sub charges to adding on extra for checking bags – to try to keep
up. But one European airline CEO has come up with a scheme that will make flying a
more pleasurable and enjoyable experience while racking in a butt load of money.

According to news reports, Michael O'Leary, the CEO of budget airline Ryanair, was
holding a press conference in Germany to announce the airline's new trans-Atlantic
flights. O'Leary told reporters that the company would be adding a business class for the
first time, saying "in economy it will be very cheap fares, say 10 Euros, and in business
class it will be bed and blowjobs."

Making sure the Germans got the joke, O'Leary went on to emphasize beds & blowjobs
several times throughout the press conference. He even asked his translator the German
phrase for oral sex. After learning that there wasn't one, O'Leary commented that it's a
"terrible sex life in Germany."

While I'm not exactly a frequent flier, I think O'Leary is definitely on to something with
this. With increased crowds, fewer flights, and seats that seem to shrink every year while
your seat mates' butts grow bigger and bigger, I'm all for anything that can be done to
improve one's flying experience. Just imagine people debarking with smiles on their
faces – not glad that the flight's over but because they actually enjoyed it! And I'll be
there with luggage (and condoms) in hand.

You can see the video clip for yourself on YouTube. Just search for Bed and Blowjobs –
it's one of the top viewed clips. Be sure to check out the comments users have left too,
some of them are funnier than the actual clip itself.

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La parte acida di me/ accattatevill
Current mood: cynical

Ho riempito il bicchierone di sorbetto al limone e gin. Poco gin. Ore diciotto e quarantacinque. Accendo l'IM e saluto Tizia. Adolescente problematica da fiumi di parole talvolta teoricamente ineccepibili e sorprendenti. Talvolta.
"Scuusa, ma sai non posso restare devo uscire stasera e sabato e devo prepararmi"
Ha detto così. Forse. Non ho letto un granchè. Insomma, il succo è quello.
Si prepara. Alle diciotto e quarantacinque. Trucco e parrucco per finire distesa sulla strada senza più ricordarsi chi sia nè cosa faccia, nè soprattutto perchè lo stia facendo. A dire il vero quello non se lo ricorda neanche dopo essere tornata in sè.

Cin Cin.

Currently watching : Detective Conan the Movie-Konpeki No Jolly Roger Release date: 2007-11-27

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Current mood: irritated

Sì, ai poster del CEPU 

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Will your fantasy ever come true?
Current mood: geeky

Unlike cartoons, you can't just wish on a star and make your dreams come true. You have to be willing to work at it, so here's a few of the more common fantasies out there and their odds of coming true.

Fantasies for Him

A 3-way
Next to schoolgirls, this is probably the most common male fantasy out there. There's just something about two naked women with their glistening bodies pressed together as their tongues lightly flit back & forth across each other's lips that appeals to primal male urges. Sadly, this is most likely fated to remain a dream as women that are cool with threesomes are few and far between. Instead, your lady will wonder why she's not capable of satisfying you on her own and will grow increasingly resentful until she leaves you and throws your lucky putter into a lake.

Odds of happening: 20% - Play it safe and let her bring it up first, preferably when she shows up naked in your bed with her best friend.

Anal Sex
Ignoring certain parts of Alabama and Utah, anal sex isn't the taboo subject it used to be. Instead, most women shy away from the dark side because of past bad experiences or concerns over cleanliness and comfort. Ease her fears by reading up on it with her and doing things right from the start.

Odds of happening: 80% - Get your flashlight cause you're (probably) about to go cave diving!

Fantasies for Her

Role-playing
What woman out there hasn't dreamed about a handsome knight only to end up with a guy who can't even remember to put the toilet seat up? One of the most common ways to spice up a relationship, role playing is increasingly popular even if you've never heard of World of Warcraft. Whatever scenario you come up with (teacher and student in detention is always fun and you can switch roles easily), be sure to really act out the part with costumes and lines to get the most out of it.

Odds of Happening 100% - If your partner's too repressed to try this, then you'd better dump them before you die of boredom.

Sex in a public place
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Home and Marge cured their sexual ennui by getting their groove on in public places? There's no reason you can't do the same, whether it's your backyard, an isolated spot in the park or the 50-yard line at the football stadium. Wherever you pick, you'll find the thrill of possibly being caught is almost as great as the sex itself. Just be sure to keep your shoes on in case you need to make a quick getaway from the cops.

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Minutemen Wanted! Apply Within. (No. Not really).
Current mood: cranky

If you're the type of guy who measures his endurance with a stopwatch, you can finally hold your head up high! A Penn State study recently interviewed a series of sexperts (psychologists, counselors, and researchers not call girls) and found that, contrary to popular belief, hour-long sex really isn't that popular. The researchers said that sexual intercourse should last at least 3 to 7 minutes and ideally between 7 and 13 minutes from penetration to orgasm. Shorter times were deemed "inadequate" and longer times were called "too long".
Of course everyone's sexual ideal is different, so I strongly urge you to talk it over with your partner before going from 3 times a week to 3 minutes.
Anyway, that researche gives you a whole new argument the next occasion you hear "but we don't have enough time."

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