Stirring
Current mood: awake
Category: News and Politics

Deep Underneath the Sea of Japan...





Movement in the mirky depths.

Senses awaken. Awareness.

Slowly.

That enormous pump slowed by the icy depths beats once...

then again...

Power flows through arteries as big as water mains.

Monsters of the deep flee in panic before it - - choosing to die in agonizing decompression  at the surface.

Rather than face what stirs below...


Hunger.

Need.

The time aproaches.

The time to feast once again.


One enormous reptilian eye cracks open - a glimpse into the fires of hell.


TIME TO EAT!!!!







But first...

Loose ends.


There is a tasty wounded lamb to take care of....

DID YOU MISS ME???

LET'S PARTY!

Currently listening : Fandango! By ZZ Top Release date: 1990-10-25

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FEAR AND LOATHING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ’08
Category: News and Politics

CAMPAIGN DIARY ENTRY:
21 MARCH 2008
(SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA)

COULDN’T GET A HOTEL IN TOWN – APPARENTLY, PERIODONTIST CONVENTION HAVE ALL ROOMS BOOKED. CONTINUING STRATEGY KEEP GODZILLA OUT OF MAJOR CITY TILL TIME FOR ELECTION - - - PROBABLY GOOD IDEA.

LAST TIME GODZILLA! GO INTO CITY, STOMP HALF CITY FLAT BEFORE REALIZE GODZILLA! CAMPAIGN IN WRONG COUNTRY.

LUCKILY MISTAKE MADE IN CANADA SO PRESS NEVER GET WIND OF IT. IT BE SOME TIME BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES GODZILLA’S FAUX PAS.

THINK TOWN NAMED "OTTAWA" OR SOMETHING.

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POOL HAVE SLICK OF BEER CANS AND CANDY WRAPPERS FLOATING ON SURFACE. RRRRR!  WITH 30 CRAPPY ROOM TO CHOOSE FROM, SOMEHOW MANAGER BOOK ROOM NEXT TO ICE MACHINE - - AGAIN.

MAY HAVE TO EAT STAFF (AGAIN) IF THIS KEEP UP!

MONEY RUNNING SHORT. NEED TO RUN ANOTHER FUND RAISER.

HOW OBAMARA DO IT? GET MONEY THROWN AT HIM JUST FOR BEING OBAMARA. SUPPORTERS SAY, "HERE OBAMARA! TAKE MONEY. WE NOT NEED MATERIAL POSSESION! HEAL US OBAMARA!" LIKE MOONIES THOSE ONES.

COULD BE WORSE. HEAR CLINTRON HAVE SECOND JOB SELLING AMWAY MAKE ENDS MEET.

WHERE MECHA-CAIN IN ALL THIS? NO NEWS FROM MECHA-CAIN CAMPAIGN AT ALL! WITH PRESS PAYING RAPT ATTENTION TO EVERY BODILY NOISE MADE BY OBAMARA AND CLINTRON WHY WE NOT HEAR ABOUT MECHA-CAIN AND WHAT HE DOING???

MECHA-CAIN COULD SET SELF ON FIRE WHILE WEARING BEE BEARD AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY FIGHT OFF AL QAIDA INSURGENTS WITH TOOTHBRUSH... AND PRESS STILL IGNORE HIM.

SOMEHOW, GOJIRA THINK MECHA-CAIN NOT SO WORRIED. WHY HE NEED PRESS COVERAGE? HE ALREADY HAVE NAME RECOGNITION. WHAT ELSE VOTER NEED KNOW? LIKE DISCOVERING SLICED CHEESE HAS SOME NEW SUPRISING PROPERTY.

MECHA-CAIN STRATEGY IS "DO NOT DIE BEFORE NOVEMBER." HE PROBABLY HAVE NOTE TAPED TO SHAVING MIRROR.

"MECHA-CAIN!!! REMEMBER! DO NOT DIE BEFORE ELECTION! – SIGNED MECHA-CAIN!"

RON PAUL – WHY HE STILL RUNNING? GOJIRA SUSPECTS PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT DEAL MUST BE PART OF THAT EQUATION. DORITOS ALREADY GOT STEPHEN COLBERT. MAYBE CHEETOHS NEED NEW SPOKESMAN?

BIT OF GOOD NEWS.

FELDSPAR MINERS OF AMERICA HAVE THROWN IN ENDORSEMENT FOR CANDIDATE GODZILLA!

NOTE TO SELF: FIND OUT WHAT IS FELDSPAR. MUST BE SOMETHING IN WIKIPEDIA.


GODZILLA APPEARANCE AT ANNUAL PRICKLY PEAR DAY FESTIVAL & PARADE WENT GOOD.

















NO ONE SEEM TO NOTICE GODZILLA! ARMY OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED SUPER SOLDIERS BLENDING INTO CROWD.






GODZILLA LADIES AUXILLARY SHOW UP IN FORCE TO SUPPORT AWESOME POTENCY OF CANDIDATE GODZILLA!


MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY GREAT PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES WERE CONQUERED!




PARTY AFTERWARDS FRANKEN AND LIMBAUGH TRY PLAY GRAB-ASS WITH CANDIDATE GOJIRA! BY POOL BAR. GODZILLA! NOT SWING THAT WAY SO PUT STOP TO IT WITH ATOMIC BREATH. GODZILLA! HATE THOSE KIND OF FUNCTION ANYWAY. TALK TO MANY MANY MANY FOOLISH MAMMALS, MAKE SMALL TALK. SPEND MOST TIME PEOPLE WATCH. NOTICE MANY THING. LIKE HOW ARIANNA HUFFINGTON LOSE PHONEY ACCENT AFTER FEW DRINKS.

GODZILLA! KNEW IT!

SADLY, MUST FIND NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER. ONE WHO NOT BOOK CANDIDATE GODZILLA INTO SO MANY MANY SILLY APPEARANCES. ONE WHO TASTE BETTER TOO!

CONFESSION TIME. LAST NIGHT CANDIDATE GODZILLA EAT CAMPAIGN MANAGER BERT. VERY AWKWARD MOMENT FOR BOTH OF US. GODZILLA! HATE FIRING PEOPLE AND MANAGER BERT MAKE RUN FOR IT. GODZILLA! CATCH HIM BY TRUCKSTOP ACROSS HIGHWAY.



IN HAPPIER TIMES - - ME AND BERT RIDING OUR HOGS OUT TO STURGIS - ON THE RUN FROM  FIVE-OH AND THE JAPANESE DEFENSE FORCES.


GUNNA MISS YOU BUDDY!



PEACE OUT BRO!

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KANDIDATE KOLLECTIBLE
Current mood: sassy
Category: News and Politics

THE MAJOR PLAYERS:

*VALUE OF CARD WILL BE DETERMINED BY POSSESION OF THE FOLLOWING CARD





THE WILD CARDS:


POINTS: NONE


POINTS: NONE





...AND OF COURSE THEY ARE ALL TRUMPED BY THIS CARD

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The Field Narrows
Current mood: betrayed
Category: News and Politics

THE ARENA HAS BEEN CHOSEN!

LESSER FOES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED!

THE TIME APPROACHES!

PRESENTING YOUR CANDIDATES!!!

SOMETHING APPROACHES!!!

GODZILLA NO JIMMY THE GREEK BUT HE PREDICT SMACKDOWN OF EPIC PROPORTION COMING!!

RRRAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!

Currently listening : Godzilla: 50th Anniversary Edition By Akira Ifukube Release date: 17 August, 2004

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ASK THE CANDIDATE
Current mood: enraged
Category: News and Politics

ATTENTION!  ATTENTION!  ATTENTION!



GODZILLA! HAS REVIEWED MANY MANY FINE POSTER CONTRIBUTION SUBMITTED BY LOYAL SUPPORTERS/HUMAN CHATTEL AND IS WELL PLEASED.  GODZILLA! TAKE AND LINE NEST WITH INSPIRATIONAL POSTER FOR DAILY AFFIRMATION OF GODZILLA! SELF-WORTH!

RAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!

KEEP THEM COMING! GODZILLA! MAY FEATURE POSTERS IN NOTHER BLOG SOON MAYBE EVEN. VERRRRRRY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

YOU MAY NOT THINK TO LOOK AT CANDIDATE GODZILLA! BUT SELF-ESTEEM LIFELONG STRUGGLE.

TRULY GODZILLA! SPEAK.

BATTLING MANY MANY MONSTER OPPONENT, NOT TO MENTION MANY MANY ARMY PLUS NUCLEAR WEAPON TAKE TOLL EVENTUALLY - GIANT MONSTER BEGIN TO QUESTION LIFE PATH.

GODZILLA! NOT ALWAYS FEEL LOVE AND SUPPORT GODZILLA! FEEL HE DESERVE!
 
GODZILLA! BLAME LACK OF POSITIVE ROLE MODEL EARLY ON WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND STILL MUTATING.

EACH MORNING GODZILLA! LOOK INTO MIRROR AND SAY TO SELF:

"SELF! DO NOT QUESTION GODZILLA!!"

THIS SEEM WORK OK.

ROAWWWWWRRRRR!!! DO NOT LOOK AT ME IN JUDGEMENT PUNY ONES!!!!!

(GODZILLA! NOT SURE IF HE HEAR THAT ONE RIGHT.)

FEEL FREE ASK ANY QUESTION OF GODZILLA!

GODZILLA! DO BEST TO ANSWER FIRST, EAT LATER!!

GODZILLA! WILL SIT DOWN AND RELAX  - - SIP GLASS OF CHATEAU EDUARDOS GIULIANI WINE - - UNSURPRISING LITTLE VINTAGE - - TASTE MOSTLY LIKE SOUR GRAPE BUT WITH HINT OF VICE-PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULNESS -- DISTINCT BOUQUET OF SWAMP GAS AND CONVENTION PLATFORM INFLUENCE.

RRRRR WAIL OF LAMENT  MUSIC TO GODZILLAS SOUND MEMBRANES -- TEARS OF DEFEATED OPPONENT SWEET NECTAR!!! URRRRRR!!!!!!

NOW ASK QUESTION OR PERISH!!

ONLY GROUND RULE IS






FLOOR IS OPEN!

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APPLY FOR SITE MODEL OR PERISH
Current mood: cantankerous
Category: News and Politics

GREETINGS PUNY ONES!



GODZILLA IS ONCE AGAIN READY TO COMMUNICATE WITH LOWLY HUMAN-THINGS -- ISSUE COMMAND FOR THEM TO DO FOR GODZILLA! PRETTY SOON!!

MAYBE MANY WONDER WHERE GODZILLA! GO AFTER PRIMARY ON SUPER TUESDAY? GODZILLA! TELL.

AFTER POLL CLOSE - GODZILLA RETURN TO SEA BED -- SIT IN DEEP OCEAN VOLCANO --  KICK BACK -- TRY NOT BE SO GREATLY ENRAGED BY ELECTION RETURN.

RRRRRRRRR!  WORTHLESS HUMAN ASSISTANT!!! FORGET PUT GODZILLA! NAME ON BALLOT IN 22 STATE!!! MANY MANY VOTER NOT KNOW HOW PUT GODZILLA! NAME IN COLUMN "C" WRITE-IN VOTE UNDER INDEPENDENT TICKET!!!!

GODZILLA! SINCE FIRE AND DEVOUR WORTHLESS HUMAN CAMPAIGN MANAGER!

HOPEFULLY, THIS KIND THING NOT HAPPEN GODZILLA! AGAIN.

RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!


NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER SAY GODZILLA! NEED IMPROVE IMAGE AFTER DEVOURING SO MANY MANY MANY UNDECIDED VOTER AT IOWA CAUCUS.

GODZILLA! NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE DO WRONG. UNDECIDED MAKE EASY PREY FOR GODZILLA! - MILLING ABOUT IN GREAT CLUELESS HERD. NO ONE MISS UNDECIDED VOTER SO WHY NOT SNACK FOR GODZILLA!?

NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER SAY NOT GOOD. GODZILLA BITE MAKE FOR MANY MANY BAD SOUND BYTE! HARD TO SPIN GOOD. NEED DO SOMETHING SOFTEN GODZILLA! IMAGE - - MAYBE APPEAL TO YOUNG VOTER!

SWEET JUICY DELICIOUS SUCCULENT TASTY TENDER YOUNGLING VOTER TO FILL GODZILLA! BELLY - -  UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

BUT GODZILLA! DIGRESS.

ANYWAY, NEW MANAGER SAY GODZILLA! CAMPAIGN NEED "CREATE GROUNDSWELL OF GRASSROOT SUPPORT."

GODZILLA! NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEAN EITHER.  "GROUND SWELL."

GODZILLA! CREATE MANY MANY EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI.

MAYBE GROUNDSWELL LIKE THAT?

NO MATTER. GODZILLA! LEARN AS HE GO.

SO NEW MANAGER SAY - "GODZILLA! OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ONE WHOM* THIS LOWLY SPIN DOCTOR IS UNWORTHY TO BE DEVOURED BY..."

"OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ONE -- WE MUST GENERATE "BUZZ" AND CREATE MANY GODZILLA! MEMES AND SPREAD THEM FAR AND WIDE ACROSS THE INTERNETS SO THAT ALL MAY WORSHIP AND VOTE FOR GREAT GOJIRA! FOR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES!"

GODZILLA! THINK NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER NOT FAR FROM HORS D'OEUVRE HIMSELF NEXT TIME GODZILLA! GET HUNGRY. BLOW SMOKE UP GODZILLA'S GARGANTUAN POSTERIOR BIG TIME. BUT GODZILLA! GO AONG WITH IDEA. COME UP WITH SOME MEME.

BEHOLD AND TREMBLE PUNY MORTALS BEFORE THE SHEER AWESOMENESS AND POTENCY OF GODZILLA IRRESISTIBLE MEME-AGE!!

GODZILLA! SAY GO FORTH NOW AND SPREAD MEME FAR AND WIDE SO THAT ALL MAY BOW BEFORE GODZILLA CANDIDACY!! BUT.. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE COPY - - PUT ON OWN SITE - - NOT STEAL
GODZILLA! BANDWIDTH WITH HOT LINK!!


HOT LINK GREATLY ANGER GODZILLA!!!




PLUS ALSO AND IN ADDITION GODZILLA! NOW THINK MAYBE HE MAKE CONTEST TOO - - SEE IF CONSTITUENT COME UP WITH GOOD MEME FOR GODZILLA! TO HAVE.

GODZILLA! THINK UP PRIZE... BUT MOSTLY THINK MAYBE HE PROMISE NOT EAT IF MEME GOOD...

MAYBE.

HERE PLACE WHERE CAN MAKE MANY MANY INSPIRATIONAL POSTER FOR GODZILLA!!

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GODZILLA! CAMPAIGN ALERT 2
Category: News and Politics

ATTENTION WEAK PUNY MAMMAL INFESTATION!

GODZILLA! SEND IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM CAMPAIGN TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION!

YOU GO VOTE GODZILLA! NOW OR PERISH!!!

GODZILLA! READ PUNY HUMAN WHINING ON LAST BLOG ABOUT MANY THING.

GODZILLA! ANSWER ALL WHEN GODZILLA! READY TO ISSUE COMMANDS TO VOTERS.

ANSWERS COME SOON - BE PATIENT OR NOT - GODZILLA! NOT CARE - RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWR!!!!!!!

GODZILLA! ALSO RECEIVE MANY MANY MANY EMAIL PETITION -- SAY:

"CHRISTINA AGUILARA SAY VOTE GODZILLA!"
"GODZILLA! GOOD, MAKE NICE PRESIDENT TO HAVE!!"
"NOT STOMP VILLAGE AND FEAST UPON FLESH OF MANY MANY MANY FAMILY!!!"


"YOU OBEY GRAMMY WINNER CHISTINA AGUILARA OR PERISH!!!!!"


"EYES ARE UP HERE LOWLY MAMMAL!!"

"JOHNNY DEPP SAY HE VOTE GODZILLA! TOO!!"
"YOU VOTE GODZILLA! LIKE JOHNNY DEPP WITH COOL HAT!"



"YOU BE COOL TOO LIKE DEPP SOON!!!"
"HEED WORD OF WISE OSCAR WINNER JOHNNYDEPP NOW OR PERISH!!!"

"TRUMP SAY VOTE GODZILLA! OR -- YOU ARE FIRED - IN TERRIBLE WRITHING AGONY!!!"



"THE TRUMP MAKE JOKE -- REFERENCE SHOW THE TRUMP ON!!!"

"SHOW PUNY MORTAL HE ONE OF YOU WITH AWESOME  SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR!!!!"

"YOU LAUGH WITH TRUMP NOW OR PERISH!!!"

"BRITNEY SPEAR SAY VOTE GODZILLA!"
"THEY GIVE BRITNEY PEN - PUT IN MOUTH - - MAKE MARK ON BALLOT FOR GODZILLA!YOU VOTE TOO!!!"



"DO NOT ANGER ROCK STAR BRITNEY SPEAR --
OR PERISH!!"

THAT IS ALL!




WARMEST REGARD,

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DESTROY ALL CANDIDATES!!!
Current mood: RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!
Category: RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!! News and Politics

GODZILLA CANDIDATE OF PEACE AND UNITY!

AMERICA NEED GODZILLA!

GODZILLA PROMISE HE BRING AMERICAN PEOPLE BACK TOGETHER - - IN DEEP UNDERGROUND BUNKER PRAYING FOR PUNY LIVES.



CONGRESS NOT WORK WITH GODZILLA???



CONGRESS WITHER IN TERRIBLE ATOMIC FIRE OF GODZILLA BREATH!!!

POLITICAL PUNDIT POWERLESS AGAINST MIGHT OF GODZILLA!!



GODZILLA PLATFORM

 

GODZILLA SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE  AND TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES!!!




HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU ASK?




PUNY WEAPON AND SMEAR TACTIC EQUALLY USELESS AGAINST AWSOME MIGHT OF GODZILLA!



GODZILLA IMPERVIOUS TO NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING!

WHY VOTE GODZILLA?

YOU VOTE GODZILLA NOW!!!

 


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