MYPUSSYABOUT2EXPLODE
Current mood: pro wrestling

today i was looking in the painting stuff that the former tenants left.

i found a porn DVD called Virtual Sex with Devon.

it's a virtual sex, so it's like you doing it.

arms weilding fingers and dildos enter from sidescreen.

orgasms at the touch of a button.

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IMMENSE ART
Current mood: artistic

I found these excellent literary masterpieces while staying in an unoccupied house in Huntsville, AL when R.Bangs played there. These have not been altered for humor.

1: The letter

From:
Kenny Owens
100 North Side Square
Huntsville, Alabama 35801

To:
Jessica Owens
1334 Carter Grove Road
Hazel Green, Alabama 35750

*marked "Mailed From The Madison County Jail
**he used a Mary Cassatt stamp

Hey Baby

Whats up? I've tried to call but the block is still on the phone! I think you might have to put a deposit on the phone to accept collect calls! I'll keep calling and trying to get though. I don't know why the block wasn't taken off! That really sucks!
Anyway, I love you so much baby! I love you with all my heart and soul! I love you more than words can ever say! All I think about is you and Hunter! God how I miss you! I need your body! I want to make sweet love to you all night long! I want make make you scream my name! I want you to make me scream your name! I just want you so bad! My dick is so hard right now! All I can think about is your sexy ass body! Mostly me inside your sexy ass body! Licking, kissing, rubbing, and caressing every inch of your body including your ass! HaHa! We will be sweaty all night long! Well baby i'm gonna go for now but don't forget about me! I love you with all my heart
I love you
Kenny

Note: if you would like to see the stunning stack of polaroids that document this romance of corn row hair blowjobs, ask Jason for them.

2: The Poem

"Untitled" by Anonymous

Thomas Jefferson
probably had a bunch of half black babies
probably had a winery I think
one day he did something famous
that's why come I know what his name is

George Washington Carver

cooler than MLK
thanks for penut butter, black people

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