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Gender: Female
Status: Divorced
Age: 22
Sign: Libra

City: concord
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US

Signup Date: 09/23/03

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Promotion FlierZ
Current mood: busy

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Jes Kidding!

As you can see, I am now actually checking this profile. So, ya.. add away! haha. <3

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Friday, March 31, 2006

i Need a Down Ass Chick
Current mood: awake

nah i aint gay.. i jes need homegurls. daym theyre so hard to come across nowadays! if u a female and u wanna chill, hit me up!

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

ATTENTION:: FYI
Current mood: busy

I no longer really check this profile.. therefore i dont really add ppl anymore or accept comments.. why? well its not cuz im hatin on any1.. its cuz i realized that ppl talk the same daym game and im soooo done wid hearin it. if yer truly really and honestly my friend or relative then id love for you to add me at my personal profile:

www.myspace.com/hazelhazelhazel

i do appreciate anyone who actually takes the time to leave messages.. yah its da same game, but nonetheless its very thoughtful.. i also no longer accept friend requests or comments cuz im way overloaded to start now.. seriously, its really tidious to go thru da pages...

anyway! thanks so much! i love you all for your support. *muah

<3 Hazel Jae

ps-- if you try to add me on my personal page and ive never met you in my life, then pls dont get yer feelings hurt when i dont accept. once again-- not cuz i hate ya! that page is for friends and family ONLY.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

www.cafepress.com/alleyesonhazel
Current mood: silly

www.cafepress.com/afterfiveseries

www.cafepress.com/alleyesonhazel

hey check it out! Purchase If You Please. =P

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

PICTURES- Club Whisper (where i lost my ID)
Current mood: silly

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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Sunday
Current mood: weird

Yah.. went to Club Whisper.. it was off da hook!! yah then i decided to go weewee cuz i consumed a lottuh liq... then suddenly.. my new and beautiful and o so wonderful ID was gone?? yah my fault for not watchin my pockets but shiet.. scavengers.. i fukkin hope they turn that shiet in or else... they gonna be cursed for 2 years!!! muhahahahha!

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Did You KNOW...
Current mood: chipper

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his
wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
thumb"

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and
Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

   Spades - King David

   Hearts - Charlemagne

   Clubs -Alexander, the Great

   Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration ofIndependenceon July 4th, John
Hancock and CharlesThomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When
you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month . which we know
today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

..........................................................

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can
read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh

Currently listening :
The Emancipation of Mimi
By Mariah Carey
Release date: 12 April, 2005

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Monday, June 20, 2005

aaAaaaaaAaaAahhhh!!!
Current mood: pissed off

DoOoOoood... seriously im really irrked here... i cant start studyin til i tell the world... ha..

WHY THE FUKK DO PPL THINK THEY GOT THE RIGHT TO TALK SHIET ON MYSPACE?? WTF BRO.... I MEAN COME ON.. QUIT FUKKIN TRYIN TUH HATE AND MAKE ME LOOK BAD!! U KNOE WHO U ARE NIGGA! SERIOUSLY. AND THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO "THINK ABOUT IT"??? FAT FUKKIN CHANCE. O HELL NAH. ASSHOLES NOWADAYS SERIOUSLY. ICK ICK ICK... AIGHT IM FINA DUST U OFF MY SHOULDA.. CUZ I DO NOT NOT NOT NEED THAT KINUH PUNKASS DRAMA.

ok now i can study. >_<

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Myspace does sum funny shit to ya!
Current mood: annoyed

Seriously bro.. i mean ppl think they can just say whatever the fukk they want KNOWING that the other person is fina look at it.. KNOWING that itll prollie piss them off... KNOWING that its the wrong fukkin thing to do!! ... o wait a minute... i think im doin that shiet right now!! LOL. well heres sum advice that SUMONE decided to tell the world "dont get with a girl that dont knoe herself"... hmmm sounds like sum good advice right?? ya but heres sum better advice-- sometimes females feel bad for ppl and they like to put themselves down to make the sorry person feel better-- ITE??

ick ick ick. anyway... movin on. i started summer school today. YIKES. there are way more muthafukkas there then i thot there would be.. daym! and fukk... books are a fukkin RIP OFF! i mean WTF?? you buy a book for like 100 fukkin dollars.. use it for a couple of months then sell it back for like 10 bucks. that shiet aint right. schools a fukkin jipp.. dammit but aint no other way. so im droppin one of my daym classes already.. cuz i cant afford the fukkin book. LOL. isnt that a biatch? o well... a couple more years at DVC wont hurt anyone. hahahaha. FUKK that! imma work sum miracle and get the fukk outtuh there!

ok im procrastinatin like i always do.. gottuh read a whole shit load (and its only the first fukkin day) then wake up all worn out tomorrow.

Oh! before i go... my next carshow is on sat in SF .. extreme autofest. u ppl should go! get a poster!! me and my girl Cat gon blow it up! iiite. well look for the cute racered out yellow bug. its hot tho! so check us out. *gotwraps.com*

PeAs -n- CaRrotS homies! to all the summer schoolers- i feel yer pain! *KISSES*

<3hazel

Currently listening :
F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)
By Frankee
Release date: 30 March, 2004

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

SOrrry HOmiez
Current mood: awake

but no more posting yer advertisments on my site.. that shiet got hella annoying for real...

Currently listening :
Shut Up [Australia CD]
By Simple Plan
Release date: 29 March, 2005

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

get off my back!!
Current mood: aggravated

WTF??!!! seriously.. im so irritated by ppl fukkin bitchen and complainin bout sum "indecent" photographs on my site. get it through yer head!!-- I MODEL. ya im sure its hard to believe that i have actual photoshoots and i go to carshows and i enjoy it. but WTF! get off my fricken back!! I took down all the pictures that u ppl thought were nasty so there. why the hell you still complainin?? i dont post just random ass, i took it with my disposible camera, pictures. If you look carefully, i say who my photographer is. these are professional mutha fukkin phtotographers. QUIT SWEATIN ME!!

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Friday, April 23, 2004

o WoW...

i had the craziest dream last night...
wish i can go back...

OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i had a crazy dream last night
S Jay DeE Em Dx: wut was it
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: sorry this is totally random
S Jay DeE Em Dx: no
S Jay DeE Em Dx: what
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: well like
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: it was so weird
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: there was this guy
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and i couldnt remember his face
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i jes remember the way i felt about him..
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: in my dream
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: yeno?
S Jay DeE Em Dx: yea
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and like.. i almost literally cried when i woke up cuz i realized it wasnt real
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: weird huh...
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i never felt that kinuh love before
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: in a dream tho?
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: crazy...
S Jay DeE Em Dx: who did it feel like?
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: who or what?
S Jay DeE Em Dx: who
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: oh..
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: nah i dunno
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i forgot his face
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i jes remember being with him
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and the way i felt about him
S Jay DeE Em Dx: well what were u doing?
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: not anything sexual
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: jes like
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: i dunno i met up with him somewhere
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and i jes remember the feeling i had when i saw him
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and i remember the feeling
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: it was like...
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: "daym that guy's mine"
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: and like... it was weird
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: ive never been so happy in my life
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: how sad!
OoHaZeLiCiOuSoO: only in a dream

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