Fallen
Current mood: gloomy
Category: Life

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No more Diamonds for me!
Current mood: enraged

I just watched that new movie Blood Diamond.
So upsetting to see the carnage and the things they do to children.
I just have to say from now on I will only accept antique diamonds (sorry for those of you who were waiting in line to give me diamonds)
Watch the movie and or Google conflict diamonds.

Sick

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play

okay here's how you play. leave a comment in this blog professing your boundless desire to play this game. then i will answer questions about you and your life will feel more complete and purposeful. but if you play, you have to post the game on your blog or else your toes will rot off and you will continue to have other such bad luck forever.
Leave your name...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written.

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AIDAN ROBOT PART 2
Current mood: amused

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AIDAN ROBOT

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Global Warming
Current mood: worried

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Emily R.I.P.
Current mood: contemplative

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30 helens agree

30 Helens Agree
Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison
Love Hurts
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan down from a shot of the sky and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] Love hurts!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Bryant: He'll break your heart, honey!

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. Love Hurts.



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Honesty
[Setting: Big Open field]
[We pan left and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] Honesty is the Best Policy!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Roritor: If you cheat on your wife, really, aren't you only cheating yourself?

Helen Morrisey: I should know. I've been married for 12 years... adding up all my marriages.

Helen Vernando: If a guy won't tell you where he lives, watch out.

Helen Bryant: Or if he owns his own pool cue.

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. Honesty is the best policy.




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A Good Pair of Shoes
[Setting: Big Open field]
[We pan up and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes!

[The Helens all nod in agreement and each hold up a pair of shoes.]

Helen Vernando: Sensible shoes make sense.

Helen Roritor: I spend a lot of time on my feet, and these make it a lot easier.

Helen Bryant: My God, your feet are what you walk on!

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes.


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Tattoos
[We see a black card that says in white cursive print "Thirty Helens Agree ...]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

[We cut to 30 Helens, standing in a field]

30 Helens: [in unison] Tattoos aren't for everyone!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Vernando: But they do help you remember a guy!

Helen Roritor: [turns around and looks disapointed] Oh, Helen!

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. Tattoos aren't for everyone.


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Promptness
[We see a black card that says in white cursive print "Twenty-nine Helens Agree ...]

Announcer: 29 Helens Agree...

[We cut to 29 Helens, standing in a field]

29 Helens: [in unison] Promptness is important! [The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Roritor: I just wish Helen Forneay felt that way.

Helen Morrisey: [looking to her right and pointing] Look. Here she comes.

[A lone Helen runs up and joins the back row of the Helens]

[The Helens continue to nod then slowly turn to glare as one at the late Helen]

Announcer: 29 Helens Agree. Promptness is important.


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Cole Slaw
[Not transcribed. It's in the same episode as Hawaii. Anyone got it?]


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Hawaii
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan to the right and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] Hawaii was better before!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Morrisey: A honeymoon there used to be a reason to get married.

Helen Bryant: Yes, but it's so commercial there now.

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. Hawaii was better before.


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To Remember
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan up and see the 30 Helens. The printed words "30 Helens Agree" appear on the bottom of the screen as the announcer talks]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

Helen Roritor: If you want to remember something...

30 Helens: [in unison, raising a pen-clutching hand] Write it down!

Helen Vernando: That's what pens are for.

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree... Pens are Good.

Helen Bryant: Although pencils are good in case you make a mistake.

[Helen Morrisey nods at Helen Bryant and the other Helens all join in the nodding as well.]


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Great Minds
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan down and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] Great minds think alike!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Vernando: But so do bargain hunters.

Helen Morrisey: Yeah, you've got to get to sales early.

Helen Bryant: Yes. It's a real jungle out there unless you're wily.

[The Helens continue to nod]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. Great minds think alike.

30 Helens: [in unison] But fools seldom differ.


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Disagree
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan down and see the 30 Helens split into two groups. They are arguing.]

Announcer: 30 Helens Can't Agree...

[The Helens all argue until Helen Vernando raises her hand and yells]

Helen Vernando: Hey! Can't we just agree to disagree?

[The groups of Helens stop yelling and nod to each other]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree... To Disagree.


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Photos of Your Kids
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan to the right and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] There's a time and a place to show photos of your children!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Helen Roritor: They'll stop the evening dead.

Helen Morrisey: Reedy Allen will show her's at the drop of a hat.

[The Helens continue to nod and then look to the camera.]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids.


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A Helen is a Helen
[Setting: Big Open field]

[We pan down and see the 30 Helens]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...

30 Helens: [in unison] A Helen is a Helen!

[The Helens all nod in agreement]

Unnamed Older Helen: There's no reason to pick your favorite Helen.

[The Helens continue to nod and then wave to the Camera]

Announcer: 30 Helens Agree. A Helen is a Helen.


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Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video
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5:14 PM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

please watch

This is hard to watch.....but you should see it.

I had to repost it when I saw it.

Go here: http://www.meat.org/?c=myre01

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ooowwwww!!!!

OW,

   I minute ago I was going to write a blog. Then something happend.  I walked in my garage sat down on one of the stools. I placed the heals of my boots on 2 of the dowels that are on the stool. If you cant guess what occured then I will explain.  My heals balancing on the dowels sliped and locked in to place behind the damn dowels and I lost my balance.  (did i mention i was on the phone with Marias mom) Mid conversation about tupper ware I tiped over unable to remove my feet. I landed on my knees and now garage rashed palms. To embarressed I didnt mention it and never droped the phone . I continued talking about fucking tupper ware  while trying to untangle my legs, now traped by the man eating stool. Of course I have no bruse and I think I ripped my calf muscle. I cant walk now.  It hurts.

  So now instead of a wonderful blog you get a sob story.

     I will try to be more careful I tend to be a klutz

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