One day Internet was feeling rather flirtatious, and to be blunt, quite horny. He decided it was time to plant his seed into a pretty website, and he didn't want just any old website he wanted a website who wasn't a peasant, had several milkable goats, and milk duds to his liking. So he asked Youtube out, at first Youtube was hesistant because she heard about what a ladymuncher-abcruncher Internet was, but she accepted his invintation to dinner at the JoAnns Fabrics Banquet Hall.
When she arrived she was wearing a beautiful red dress with diamonds and other assorted jewels around the colar, she bought it with the money she got for selling her body to other websites. She looked around for her hubby bbut he was no where to be found.
"How outlandish!" She proclaimed and whirled around to leave but when she did she caught sight of internet hiding behind a plant.
"Twat are you doing, stop being so assanin and come out from behind that fatous Banquet Hall plant ornamentation at once!" and so he did but not empty handed.
In his hand he held a turkey bastor.He rose his hand and gently stroked her hair and said "Go inside the Video Store across the street and do your' bussinesh."
She thought to herself for a moment,"Well alright, but you had better pay child support and/or raise the baby yourself and/or give him away!I've got enough filthy children!"
"Oh..."He said."I have plans for this love child sweetcheaks honeybuns...Oh do I ever have plans for this baby!"And with that he broke out into an incideously evil cackle!
~Sometime later~
Youtube walked back into the store"I birthed it for you! here you go!" She tossed the baby to Internet and he kissed him tenderly and gently on the forehead.
"You're finna be a star honeylumps..." He whispered to the baby and licked his eyeball. With that the baby floated out the window and began to accend towards the Interweb Heavens."
This morning I was expecting a snowday so I turned on my tv at 6:03 AND IT SAID WE WEREN'T CLOSED so I screamed and threw my head back in agony and suffering and fell of my bed and smacked my head on a wall and I was so pissed and frustrated and sad that I just sat there scowling at the tv AND THEN IT SAID "QUINCY PUBLIC CANCELED!" and my pain was alieved and I floated out my window and knocked on my neighbors door and when they answered the doors I licked their faces in mid-float! and they were so tooken aback by this incideously beatiful act of kindness that they were reduced to tears and then their heads exploded... how beautiful :')
My diztiness has gone to a new level!! I'm so tired of being so dizty and careless, that's probably why my grades are horrid, why I accidently break so many things, how I screw things up on the computer ALL the time ect.
I don't think this is something that goes away but if it annoys you I AM really sorry- It seems like the harder I try to be less ditzy the more dizty I am! Probably because I'm concentrating so hard on trying not to be ditzy! XP My diztiness causes me to put things off and then I usually forget about them untill they comeback and hit me in the face (like when I forget to do homework, I honestly DO forget to do it) ARGHHHHH
sorrryyyyyyyyyy D:
oh and by the way I want tiny tims legs (the one from the old A Christmas Carol) to give out while he's hobbling down the street on his stupid ghetto crutches looking for bread and puddles to sip from and he gets run over by a carriage , and then the tooth fairy comes down and brushes his skanky-ass teeth for him GOD he makes me so mad! WHY DOES HE GET PUDDING BEFORE THE OTHER 7000 CHILDREN IN THAT FAMILY?! BECAUSE HE'S CRIPLED??!THATS DISCRIMINATORY TO UNCRIPLED CHILDREN!! WHY DO HIS SKANKEY PARENTS KEEP HAVING CHILDREN WHEN THEY'RE POOR AS HELL?!AND WHY WHYYYYY ARE HIS TEETH SO SKANKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! GOD STEAL A TOOTHBRUSH!!! JUST DO IT! I'LL STEAL ONE FOR YOU!!!!
Currently
watching
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A Christmas Carol Release date: 05 October, 1999
I CANT DRIVE A CAR TO SAVE MY LIFE!
Current mood: contemplative
I must be the only 16 year old on this planet terrified of driving cars!!! Usually every one always talks about "Oh man man I can't wait to get my car man I'm gonna drive everywhere man" NOT ME! That sickning feeling you get walking toward the car, that panic you go into when youre about to start the car, and that intense paranoia you get while driving!!!! I had my drivers test a couple weeks ago and I got 5 automatic failures!!!! You DO NOT want to drive in a car with me....
I dont think I will ever get my license I want to live in chicago anyways and you dont need a car to get around there...
"HEY EVERYBODY WATCH MY SHOW FOR 30 MINUTES OF ARM SPASMS AND STUPID STORYS ABOUT MY GRANDPA EMANUIL!DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF RAMBLING HEHEHE!!"
The time I hugged 55 people in people in one day!!! :D
One time in october I made a T-shirt that said "FREE HUGS" and 55 people hugged me and I met my friend hamburger :D she is cool ;] the moral of this story is to make a free hug t-shirt and you will get a friend! and if you dont sandra lee will come in your house at night and pile a bunch of ugly stuff she found at the craft store that she thinks is "so adorable" and put it on your dinner table!!!!
This story happened a long time ago but i decided to right it down so I wont forget it
I had never been to a school dance before the halloween dance this year(and thats still the only dance Ive been to ;D) I decided the halloween dance sounded like fun so I decided to go at first I was going to be pyramid head from silent hill 2 but then I changed my mind and dressed up like a raver that go to clubs and stuff
thats my custume up there :D
So anyways I thought I would just blend in with every one else but I was wrong.At first It was pretty boring I sort of just watched other people but then Dont Phunk with my Heart by the black eyed Peas came on and I stood up and danced and I looked around and EVERYONE was surrounding me cheering while I danced in my head I was saying "HOLY CRAP!Look at all these people watching me!!!" But they were going crazy I was so happy and excited it wasnt even funny!IT STILL GETS BETTER after the song every one screamed and cheered and I was put in the school newspaper and the year book :D IT STILL gets better after the song there was an individual costume contest so i decided to try I GOT FIRST FREAKIN PLACE :D
After the Individual costume contest people who went as a team costume had their own seperate contest and a senior and sophomore who were Rocky and his agent won.
THEN it was time for the "best of the halloween dance" costume contest it was between me and the team costume(the sophmore and senior)they decided the winners by who got screamed for the loudest by the audiance AND I WON AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! I got a coupon for ten dollars off fazolies (:p yummy) and a bag of candy which everyone mooched off of me hahaha.
anyways It was an awesome night :D
Currently
playing
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Final Fantasy XII Release date: 31 October, 2006
jubilant
ditzy
determined
contemplative
"HEY EVERYBODY WATCH MY SHOW FOR 30 MINUTES OF ARM SPASMS AND STUPID STORYS ABOUT MY GRANDPA EMANUIL!DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF RAMBLING HEHEHE!!" 
excited
