Horrotica BLEEDS!
Category: Writing and Poetry

In the upcoming August issue of Horrotica, we will Bleed all over the pages and it will be our biggest issue Ever! On top of a series of Blood Letting short stories by author Destiny West, we have Dead Man Poet, Greg Jenkins, Dudgeon, Jesse Lindsay, Big Tasty, Jeremy Rogers, ~Kim, Zed Holt, Sarah Wilson Basore, Nicolas Caesar and Barbara Bucolic, plus interviews with the owners of Muki's Kitchen and Kurtz the Alchemist (who is also our Featured Artist), not to mention Reader's Tattoos, The Horrotica Movie Matinee, the New Fetish Pages and our Classified Ads.

You can not afford to miss this Fantastic Issue! If you're not on our member list yet, sign up now.

Hot Sex and even Hotter Blood. What could be better?

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Horrotica goes to Print
Current mood: excited
Category: Writing and Poetry

Beginning with Horrotica's New Rebirth issue in August, along with the on-line edition, we will also produce the first-ever Glossy, full sized Print edition of our magazine.

The New issue will be double the size of our previous issues and will include feature articles and even more stories, poetry, interviews and art work.  

If you have not yet signed up for a Horrotica membership, do so now or you'll miss out on the New Horrotica!

Just go to Horrotica.com and sign up.

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New and Newer
Current mood: Medicated
Category: Medicated Writing and Poetry

Greetings, one and all. Due to illness, frustration, lack of proper medication and severe depression, the latest issue of Horrotica is long overdue. However, a new issue will appear within the next few days. Please forgive the somewhat sparse contents, but I have been unable to complete all that I wished to do for this issue.

Howsomever, Horrotica will rise again from the ashes with a new format and many New features in the next few months, and will once again become a magazine worth drooling over. We have received a number of suggestions regarding erotic themes and we intend to expand our topics and explore many different aveunes of horror and sexuality. So stay tuned for our Second coming this summer!

Blessings~ 

Currently listening : If You Want It, Come and Get It By Irma Thomas Release date: 2001-05-22

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Horrotica Movie Matinee is HERE!!!
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

At Last! Well, it's only a few days late, but after some technical difficulties the Horrotica Movie Matinee is UP and Running, even as we speak--or, as you read this.

This issue we present a classic "B" Horror flick, "Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon." Sounds Yummy, doesn't it? Stop by and view the entire movie all at once or just watch a few minutes and come back later to see some more of it.

Youse got to bring your own treats, though--we can't supply everything. More weird and freaky movies to come in future issues.

And by the way, we are leaning toward a membership for Horrotica to comply with the archaic and Puritanical rules which govern who may read what. More news about that as it becomes available.

Thanks for your continued support. Donations welcomed.

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Currently listening : The Torture Technique By Sister Machine Gun Release date: 15 March, 1994

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Horrotica FINED!!!
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Writing and Poetry

The latest issue of Horrotica has only been up for a few days and the magazine's parent company has been FINED $250.00 by our server for being too easy for underage readers to obtain access to the magazine. This means some Puritanical, conservative, prudish tight-ass complained to our server that we were publishing Adult material on the web and underage people might be able to enter our site.

If only we had put a Disclaimer up stating that if anyone was under 18 years of age or would be offended by adult sexual situations they should NOT enter the web site, we might have avoided this. Oh, wait...we DID do that. In BIG FUCKING letters we did that.

Well, it just shows to go you that people can NOT be trusted to be truthful when it cums to reading about sex.

The situation, however, is quite serious. If we do not come up with a way to make sure that everyone who enters our web magazine is over 18 years of age and is not a RAT FUCKING BASTARD who would attempt to deny us our right to Freedom of Speech, we will be forced to shut down Horrotica. Or make it a NON adult horror/erotic magazine. Which would make it basically useless.

So, if any of our readers have a suggestion as to how we might curtail underage readers from being enlightened about sex before their time, please contact us or leave a comment to this blog. We have less than 30 days to accomplish this feat or Horrotica will be forced to close its pages.

Think about it. Seriously. Thank you.

Currently listening : Freedom of Choice By Devo Release date: 25 October, 1990

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HORROTICA ON LINE MAGAZINE ENTERS THIRD YEAR WITH NEW ISSUE!
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

HORROTICA ON LINE MAGAZINE ENTERS THIRD YEAR WITH NEW ISSUE!
THE POPULAR MATURE ON LINE MAGAZINE ENTERS THIRD YEAR OF PUBLICATION!

APPLE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, January 31, 2008 – After two successful years of publication, Horrotica On-line Magazine enters its third year by launching the first issue of Volume Three come February 2008. Horrotica is a on-line publication featuring an adult brand of erotic horror. Aside from stories by Sarah Wilson, Jessica Brown and Tony Carrillo there will be poetry, art work, articles and an interview with Mike Philbin. Cover art for this issue is by Mike Philbin. Published by David K. Montoya, the Editor in Chief is Terry D. Scheerer and the magazine is a subsidiary of Dark Myth Production Studios which Acquired Horrotica from Nocturnal Enterprises in 2007. "We are looking forward to a lot of New features in the coming year, so stay tuned," said Terry D. Scheerer, Vice President of Dark Myth Production Studios and Editor in Chief for Horrotica On-line Magazine. Issues are available at the magazine's web site. http://www.horrotica.com.

Forward-Looking Statements : This news release contains forward-looking statements which are subject to various risks and uncertainties. These risks and uncertainties include the conditions of the markets for the Internet, entertainment, and licensed merchandise, acceptance of the Company's subsidiaries, media and merchandise within those markets, and other risks and factors identified in documents filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Actual results could differ materially from those currently anticipated.
Media Contacts:
K. Magnus: 760-684-8017
Email: kmagnus@darkmythproductions.com
Website: http://www.horrotica.com

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Blood Lust Romance
Category: Writing and Poetry

For all you fans of sexual splatter movies and books, for those who enjoy a bit of humor injected into your grisly and gross-out horror and for any of you who are just sick and tired of sparmy romance stories--have we got a book for you!

Blood Lust Romance by Creep Creepersin is now available in a trade paperback edition.  Readers of Horrotica will remember that we presented the first 15 or so chapters of this 'part one of a three part' novel within the pages of our magazine.

The entire first book is now available, uncut and uncensored, so you get all of the blood and gore, all of the mystery and laugh out loud humor, just for yourself.  Stop by the direct link below and get your copy today.

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Currently listening : Hand of Blood By Bullet For My Valentine Release date: 23 August, 2005

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2008 Horrotica Calendar
Category: Parties and Nightlife

You may now order your 2008 Horrotica Calendar from the direct link posted below.  Calendar includes 12 images from art work presented in previous issues of the New Horrotica.  The artists receive a portion of each sale, so help support our contributors.  A great collectors item--the First Horrotica Calendar.  Get 'em while they're HOT!

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Currently listening : Calendar of Unlucky Days By Euphone Release date: 04 May, 1999

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Firestorm!
Current mood: depressed
Category: Life

As if life wasn't shitty enough, once again Southern California is burning.  Three days of high winds (with gusts measured at 80-106 miles per hour) have set fire to much of Southern California and the entire area has been declared in a state of emergency.

Last night when I went to bed there were two major fires burning and when I got up today there were more than a dozen.  From the Mexican border to the High Desert and from there to the Pacific Ocean there are fires everywhere with over half a million acres already burned and NONE of the fires are completely contained as yet.  Dozens of homes have been lost--some million dollar residences in Malibu--and thousands of families are evacuated (over 250 thousand in San Diego County alone).

From my front porch I can see huge plumes of smoke from two of the fires--one at Lake Arrowhead to one side of me and the other at Devore on the other side of me.  Both fires are still some miles away and the wind is blowing away from my location, bit this ain't pleasent.  A few years ago a major fire burned right up to the city limits before it was stopped.

San Diego County, Los Angles County, Orange County, San Bernardino County and Ventura County all have major fires.  Hundreds of miles of freeway and highway have been closed due to smoke, fire and high winds, backing up gridlock traffic everywhere for miles, and the winds are supposed to continue to blow until tomorrow night.

Thus far only one of the fires (in Irvine, Orange County) has been determined to be arson, but I suspect many more of them will end up being arson fires.  Whenever the wind picks up the pyros get twitchy and as soon as the first fire is covered on TV news, more fires begin to spring up as the pyros get a hard on and need to set their own pretty fires.  Amazingly, so far only one person has died in the many fires, but even one is too many.  Not to mention the people who are devastated when their entire life is lost as their homes burn to the ground.  I think the fuckers who start these fires should be staked out in a field of high weeds and have someone who lost their home set the field on fire.

Whatever.  I'm watching the news right now and I see house after house explode into flame as these fires eat up miles and miles of forest and brush and there is no way to stop them.  We have no control.  There are just not enough firefighters available to fight all of the fires.  Someone in San Diego stated there were more houses on fire than they had firefighters to save them.  It is just pitiful and so sad.

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Currently listening : The Unforgettable Fire By U2 Release date: 15 June, 1990 ..

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Top Friends

Check out the top friends on our page.  They are each contributors to the current issue of Horrotica or have contributed to an earlier issue as either artists, writers or groupies and hangers-on.  We thank them all for their patience, talent and support.

Now go check out their work in Horrotica!

Currently reading : The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead By Max Brooks Release date: 16 September, 2003

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