Don't you love love?

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the Sweet Taste of Irony

On Thursday I was mugged on my way to school.

I've concluded it was an experience worth the 5 dollars

And I have to say, losing 5 dollars to a random man

man once every 17 years will only be 20 dollars in a my whole life time.

Getting asked to "give me your fucking lunch money" by a 20 something year

old is pretty priceless anyway. I mean isn't 26 a little old to play the school bully cliché?

On the other hand, I was totally jacked in broad fucking day light and it could have gone

down terribly wrong if I was more a smart ass about it than I already was.

Ha. He totally didn't get the twenty dollars hiding behind some old coupons.

Moral of the story: earn your money.

SAT question of the day: what's 'worse' being mugged 5 bucks of having to spend 11 dollars to see a crappy movie at a movie theater?

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High five hypocrites,

2,740 Americans died in the September 11 attack
2,686 Americans died so far in Operation Iraqi Freedom, plus
336 Americans in Operation Enduring Freedom equals:  
3,022 Americans dead in the war on terror.

2,740 on 9/11
3,022 in the war on terror.
2,740 on 9/11
3,022 in the war on terror.
2,740 on 9/11
3,022 in the war on terror. 
What the fuck? How haven't the terrorist won? 

Oh yeah and 43456 is the minimun Iraqi civilian death count!

So when people stand up to say  
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
and to The Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, 
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
every morning I puke a little bit of my soul out. 

Hakuna matata

Hakuna matata
In your daughta
I'm gunna slaughta
her motha
and dump ha
in high wat-a


Yeah. It's our motto.
It means no worries for the rest of your days.

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What Elephant?

    Today in the LA times there was an article, smack in the middle of the California section, about the elephant in the living room. It said it was painted from head to toe in a decorative red and gold pattern which apparently is a big no-no for animal rights activists. But the permit could not be revoked because, before removing the elephant, LA county would have to give the elephant's housers a 5 day notice and in 3 days it will already be gone.


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There's an elephant in the room
There's a problem we never talk about.

The fact is that life isn't getting any fairer.

1.7 billion people have no access to clean drinking water.

20 billion people live below the poverty line.

Every day hundreds of people are made physically sick by morons at art shows telling them how bad the world is but never actually doing something about it.

Anybody want a free glass of wine?

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    It turns out that, though the elephant was fun and all, there was really a lot more to be interested about. It was just an eleborate ploy to get bored Los Angeles off of its uncultured ass to see something that it would never otherwise really care about: art. Like civil war soldiers we could all just say "I'm going to see the elephant" and like The Greatest Show on Earth, the elephant wasn't all of it. What this Bansky art show was, was really just a collection of wit, sometimes harmless, sometimes loaded but either way fun.


Oh my God, thats so cute
The way you just draw on stuff and
think about yourself all the time




I want to find my true love so I can have causal sex.







A number of doctored images that once were snuck into London art galleries.
















LOL!!













There are a few more pictures here if you are interested.

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Love Songs and Teen-angstalicous blogs

The follow is a collection of thoughts and attempts at organizing them, and though somethings look like it could be poetry, I assure you it is just my way of keeping oh so precious information from your small, tasty minds.

(Bolding means titles, dummies)

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The 6th Meditation on God
(The 5th being tea)

A therefore B
A is good, therefore B exists.
B is bad, very bad.

always.

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This is not a Poem

This is not
Lust,
Limerence,
Love,
or a lie.

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Penis from Venus

Fuck the spoils of war,
a man is not a peice of fruit,
she is not a slab of meat,
im sory--
But I dont know what I'm sorry for.

Asshole.

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Hamlet Sucks

What doth begotten hath temp'ed you?
Production of whist cosumption of crused crack?
Green bile, beguiled of the begilded to death do you part?
Or tis just mean poe'try of the muses expelled?
as from pluto of the bowells, empirical?
as the excrement of Zeus on the head of Hades?
Work is done when the dawn hath becometh of night
and night becometh of morn, mourn, moron.
O' what t'ould'it be,
O' Shakspear? if sucketh you would, my only woodcock!

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And finally my veiw on human nature:




Really, I don't know if I am as cynical as this post makes me seem.

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The Armageddon Days are Coming
Current mood: apathetic

It's a bit of a read and not excatly religion safe. It could use some reducing too. But I'm lazy. So don't be like me, and read this.

            The Christians thought it was going to happen 1000 years after the birth of their saviors, while the Norse believed it would happen at the end of time when the gods (the Æsir, led by Odin would fight fire giants, the Jotuns and various monsters, led by Loki. Science tells us that in about 3 billion years the Andromeda Galaxy will collide with ours and if that doesnt kill us our own sun will 2 billion years after that. Sir Isaac Newton cut it sort of that: about 2060ish.

            According to the scriptures of the demigod superman who I will refer to as the Übermensch from now on, Doomsday came and went. Much like the story of Jesus, It all began in a field several hundred miles outside of Metropolis, on a warm sunny afternoon. A low rumbling could be heard, growing louder and louder. Finally the source of this noise was revealed: a large, hulking behemoth, wrapped in green fabric and cables. This huge monster did not speak but instead began a murderous and seemingly random rampage. The Justice League was the first to go up against this monster, which was quickly able to beat them all senseless. [The Übermensch] arrived and found himself up against a being of such strength and mindless rage as he had never encountered beforeAlthough [the Übermensch] was able to finally subdue and destroy the beast, the toll on his own body was too much. As the monster Doomsday fell to the ground, lifeless, so too did [the Übermensch].

            As it turns out, the fight between the Übermensch and Doomsday was a lot like the fight between antibacterial soap and the germs on your sweaty hands. Doomsday returned again and again and again growing stronger and immune to the tactics of the Übermensch. Doomsday was even once trapped between teleporters, vaporized by the Imperiex, and brought to a storage facility hundreds of feet below the Pentagon where the Joker freed him to bring wrath to the universe once again.

            The scriptures of the Übermensch are based on similar fundamental historical precedents and scientific theory as most predictions for the end are (to be fair the Übermensch is actually somewhat ahead of the others considering its use of evolution) and so, in my mind, it should be held to the same criticism and praise as any other theory such as Christianity and Norse Mythology: none! However like all works of absurdity there is, by coincidence mostly, a tiny bit of truth. I guess this is just a round about way of saying that just like the years before, Doomsday returns again when summer ends and school begins. Farewell sleeping in late, Ill miss you.

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Pure Brilliance

I call this peice:

The Fruit of Possibility

It took an airy breeze
to crack open the door-hinge
but within the room
I saw a bright, shiney orange



TAKE THAT THIRD GRADE TEACHER!!!

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Midnight Ridazz
Current mood: awake

On Friday I road with the Midnight Ridazz and it was amazing.
Some say there were like 1300 bikes at the begining
I think it was more around 600... but still it was a hell of a lot of bikes


This is only a small part of the crowd:


From the other side of the street:


More bikes:


MORE bikes!!:



Here is my friend Max:


and here is his friend from Hong Kong:


Everybody going through a tunnel:


Everybody at a break:


More bikes!!


and even more bikes!!


All of the pictures were uploaded on cicle.org who needs to get some credit for being pretty much awesome.


Yeah so the whole experience was insane. We started up in echo park then went down Silverlake blvd to down town NEVER stoping at a red light because there were so many of us convential driving laws did not apply. Note to self: never take a picture with your right hand when riding a bike...I tried to do so and then I needed to brake, but because my right hand was occupied I went for the front brake and I flew over the handle bars...did a couple of nice flips and hit the street almost causing a multibike disaster. But I only got a few scrapes and kept on riding! Then we went through the tunnel you saw over to the Hancock Park neighbor hood through some residential houses over to an actual park (in front of an old persons home). Whether it was the loud nosies, flashing bike lights or illegal activities, I will never know, but anyway the Po Po came and they even brought a helicopter with a big bright search light... but we were just glad because it lit up our way! From there we went over to LACC and we circled the parking lot for a while and then I decided to take a nap



And then after all of that we road home and it was just beautiful. 

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Robot! At the Disco
Current mood: bouncy
Category: something Religion and Philosophy

My tee shirt design = you better give it a five if you want to stay alive!!

Currently listening : Essential Sly & Family Stone By Sly & Family Stone Release date: 11 March, 2003

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