Three scientists,one French,one British and one Greek are talking about their latest discoveries...
-"What do you think we found buried under the Eiffel tower?" asks the French -"What?" say the other two -"Hundreds of meters of cables" he replies -"Wtf!?!?! So what?"... -"So we had telephones some hundred years before Christ!!!" he says full of pride but the other two instead of showing enthusiasm they start laughing -"That's nothing" says the British,"what do you think we found buried under the Big Ben?" -"What?" say the other two -"Kilometers and kilometers of fiber optics" he replies -"Huh,so what???" -"What??? So we had discovered the internet in the ancient times!" he yells at the other two and laughs at them The French guy turned white but the Greek starts laughing with tears -"Why do you laugh little bastard,what did you Greeks found?" -"Guess what did we found digging all Athens" he replies -"What?" -"Nothing!!!" -"Nothing? Are you a complete idiot??? Why are you laughing at us then???" -"You two are fuckin' idiots!!! We Greeks had mobile cell phones and wireless internet at least a thousand years before Christ!!!"
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Orthodoxyn
By
Arkhon Infaustus
Release date: 2007-06-11
22:12 - Our world is getting stranger and stranger...
Current mood: ninja
Category: News and Politics
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms
Fri Sep 5, 9:57 PM ET
DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
11:47 - WTF?!?!? Beauty contest for NUNS?!?!?!
Current mood: adventurous
There's a first time for everything in this life i guess...
Italian priest organizes beauty contest for nuns
Sun Aug 24, 2:58 PM ET
ROME - An Italian priest and theologian said Sunday he is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns to give them more visibility within the Catholic Church and to fight the stereotype that they are all old and dour.
The "Miss Sister 2008" contest will start in September on a blog run by the Rev. Antonio Rungi and will give nuns from around the world a chance to showcase their work and their image.
"Nuns are a bit excluded, they are a bit marginalized in ecclesiastical life," Rungi told The Associated Press after Italian media carried reports of the idea. "This will be an occasion to make their contribution more visible."
Rungi, a theologian and schoolteacher from the Naples area, said that visitors to his site will have a month to "vote for the nun they consider a model."
Nuns will fill out a profile including information about their life and vocation as well as a photograph. It will be up to them to choose whether to pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.
"We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits," Rungi said by telephone from his town of Mondragone. "But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it."
Rungi said the idea was first suggested to him by nuns with whom he regularly prays and works. He hopes there will be dozens of submissions once the Web site is started.
The contest drew criticism from the association of Catholic teachers.
"It's an initiative that belittles the role of nuns who have dedicated themselves to God," the group's president, Alberto Giannino, told Italy's ANSA news agency on Sunday.
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