Okay let me set the mood!! Its last call for alcohol! The lights are low you are hot to trot wearing you favorite black lacy thong and wonderng which of these lucky men is gonna get lucky. Hell even Ed the old 70 year old town drunk is looking good! But, wait why another night of you dropping to your knees getting goop in your eyes and going home to finish off alone.
Okay ladies its your turn
Lesson 1: Find a man with good knees.
Lesson 2: Make sure he doesn't chew........gross
Lesson 3: Make sure he doesn't think he is a lady man (or you will be on your knees?
Lesson 4: Find some one who likes to drink tequilla, hell body shots off your cha cha can be fun
Lesson 5: Always bring back up (vibe etc.) Because 98% of the time they are too drunk to find your clit let alone your pussy. And, the other 2% can find it but dont have a clue what to do with it.
So ladies if you want to get off on drunken Monday make sure you follow the lessons and even though you end up doing all the work yourself at least you have someone to watch if he isn't passed out. LOL
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Sex Love Pool and Walmart!! PS read this one all the way thru you would hate to miss the bottom
Current mood: naughty
Category: Romance and Relationships
Does anyone remember this scene from that dudley moore movie? I think alot of people still masturbate to it. To bad more people dont look that good coming out of the water. The slow mode run should be a requirement when you get out of the water especially in a a see thru swimsuit.
Damn women are hot!!!
Instead this what we get these days
I mean beside the penis factor, the ability to reach the item on the top shelve , and tighten a screw, why do we need you. No offense fellas……I love ya especially when you paying special attention to my inner thigh area. BUT……………….. We recently we went to the water park and uhhhhhh…….yeahhhhhhhh. You don't look so good in you swimsuits as women. So I have sent a couple of pics of hot men and women in swimsuits. At one one point, my daughter wanted to leave because she was afraid this guy with a really red burnt belly and white back ( btw he was wearing blue shorts) argggghhhh ! Now that is up with holiday spirit or was he just a dumb ass!!! LOL Why oh why didn't he look in the mirror. Okay so here we go for the swim park pics. BTW It's times like this I wish I had my own cam. grrrrrrrrrrr
Why cant we have views like this these days
YUMMY!!!
Whos hooters do these look like
This is in Granite City, IL But I felt the need to swim in pee water and the kids were sick of the St Charles Water Parks....lol
Okay now here is the pic we all have been waiting for
Focus on the man in the blue pants!! But for some reason I didnt see no blue pants.....hmmmm never know
Now that I think of it I need to go shopping right now. I need toliet paper....wait we have 50 rolls. I need carpet cleaner....dammit I just got my carpet clean......I know what I will go get me some panties I havent wore them much these days!!!!
Ssssshhhhhh I pulled a Brittney Spears today
Current mood: naughty
Category: Romance and Relationships
If you were one of the lucky few who didnt leave the house today its a good thing. Okay here is the situation, We had a family emergency and I havent done laundry.....yep el commando. To top it off I wore this cute little Old Navy sun dress....short short dress!! I learned why woman dont wear panties.
1. It feels so sexy
2. It feels so airy
3. When the wind picks up and blows up up it shows your sweet exposed waxed kitty and you get the look of lust or disgust it makes you wet either from excitement or embarassment.
4. No dripping after tinkling in the potty
5. It makes alone car fun easy (just lick you fingers clean and no one will ever know.
6. The most important reason not to wear panties is less laundry.!!!
My new name is commando girl!! Especially on windy days!! Whew hoooo
Tell me one thing why did i wait till I was 33 to learn this great way for feeling free!! Thanks Britney
Okay this is the way I see it Love last forever right until you do something like leave the toliet seat up or the cap off the tooth paste, Then their reaction to commen everyday little things that piss them off make the lust diminish and the love suffers but remains. But then the lust starts to suffer. GRRRRRRRRRR why? I mean I need sex just as bad as a man. Hell why do you think xbox 360 controllers are wireless (personally I think the woman invented that) so we can ride you when you playing a game. Why do you think the I phone is one touch away from mute. Because we need lust. I would rather have someone fuck me then hold my hair up when I puke does this make me screwed up or just selfish? What do you think??? inquiring minds wanna know!!
Lust is any intense desire or craving for self gratification. Lust can mean strictly sexual lust, although it is also common to speak of a "lust for life", "lust for blood (bloodlust for short)", or a "lust for power" or other goals. The Greek word which translates as lust is epithymia (ep???µ?a), which also is translated into English as "to covet".
I know I haven't been blogging much lately....I am sorry! I want to say thanks to all my special friends who still send me comments and emails. I love you all anyway I just wrote this after a trip to the store......Damn I still have a dirty little mind. Tell me what you think. I have been writing so many poems and working so it has been close to impossible to get online lately. But please give me your insight I promise I will respond when I can. HUGS! KISSES and more if your HOTT lol. BTW my new pen name is Lady Godiva. I have had alot of things published lately and some of them are in books in the well lets say the erotic poetry section. Once a perv always a perv. PEACE
Fantasy
By: Lady Godiva
Today I felt it strong
Lust grew fast
Wet and moist
I look the other way!
I slowly look back to see if can see.
And notice eyes are on me.
Without a second thought we tore each others clothes
Like angry lions who have not eaten in months
He pulled me to him
His breathe hot!
The wetness between my thighs heighten as he ripped off my panties and cleared off a shelf
Threw me on it like a rag doll
Gnawing and sucking my nipples
Sliding his finger between my moist lips
I moaned in ecstasy, screamed in lust
I pulled his hair, and let my long fingers nails run down his bare bag
He bit my nipple harder and I screamed out again
This time begging him to take me! Make me his toy
Use me, Pleasure me, and keep me screaming for more
As his hard cock pushed between my wet lips
I could take it no more
I came hard and fast!! Screaming out OH MY GOD!!!
His ass tightened as he came whisper in my ear how good I felt!
I whispered back how strong and overcome I was by the sweet smell of sex and sweat.
Will we meet again??
Probably not!
I wonder when he glanced back at me if he good read that I just fucked him in my imagination and literally came just by thinking of how it would be.
I always say you know if you like someone by the way they kiss. I really wish you could just bypass the whole first date thing and go straight for the kiss and then be like "Ummm sorry this date isn't gonna work!" If the kiss sucks. lol
Personally there are several kinds of kissers and everyone has a different one they perfer.
Any kisser who is unwilling to adjust to their partner is... well... not a very good kisser. Good kissing is all about finding middle ground (and the negotiations can be a heck of a lot of fun!) No one is a good kisser by themselves... kissing requires cooperation and teamwork from both people. As soon as you forget that, you risk having a horrible kiss!
Lips:
Make sure your lips are soft not chapped.Once your lips are kissable, and you are in fact kissing... you still can't neglect them! The lips are the most basic and important element of kissing, and should be used to the best of their ability. Concentrate on feeling the friction between your lips, how your lips match up, and how you're moving them. This often overlooked element can add some real zing to your kissing. Just try to remember that the tongue is not the best part of kissing... Don't neglect the lips!
Eyes:
Eye contact before kissing is a necessity.Whether you keep your eyes open during the kiss or closed is up to you.Some people like to look at their lover's expression, while others like to close their eyes and live in the moment.Either way you do what is more comfortable for you.But Look him/her in the eyes before you kiss, your eyes can relax the other person and yourself so you can enjoy yourself much more.
Head Movement:
The best idea is generally keep movements constrained, especially at the beginning of a kiss (or the beginning of your kissing career)... a little can go a long way. Remember, everything should work together like a symphony, with you as the conductor. Coordination is the key.Nothing sucks more then smashing noses and knocking heads.I have done that before and it is embarrassing.
Mindset:
The best way to quiet the chattering brain is to simply concentrate on the moment of the kiss. Really feel what your mouths, lips, tongues, and bodies are doing. Kiss as if there isn't anything more important then the moment you two share. Trust me; your partner will be able to tell if you are really concentrating.Relax enjoy the moment!
Breath:
Okay nobody wants to kiss someone with halitosis. I mean come on if your breath stinks no one is ever going to want to kiss you again.I will never forget the guys from Ireland that came to visit, Sean was super fine but when he kissed me he smelled like he swam in a dill pickle jar.I never wanted to kiss him again.
Saliva Control:
Okay this one is most important to me.I hate a man that kisses all over with sloppy super wet lips it like kissing a St. Bernard.A good kiss should definitely be a little moist... nothing grows in the desert! And of course, if you're using your tongue at all, the kiss will be somewhat wet. This is fine. The trouble lies when "a little" turns into "a torrent." Very few people like to be doused with drool... especially early on in the kissing experience. So start fairly dry, getting a bit wetter as the kiss progresses.
Tempo:
Last but not least is the tempo. The tempo or 'speed' of a kiss can greatly affect the overall character of the kiss. From intense need to slow enjoyment, it's all dictated by tempo. Generally speaking, the slower a kiss, the more romantic it is, while faster kisses tend to be more passionate. Changing tempo is vital aspect of good kissing... changing tempo smoothly and appropriately is a sign of a GOOD KISSER.
I firmly believe a good kisser leads to a good lover!I know after a kiss if this is someone I want to be with.Do you agree??
Okay today I chose to talk about Orgasms.Probably because I have many things that rev my engine.I mean I have lots of friends who say they have never had an orgasm.WHAT!!HOW??I mean it is so easy.Just let yourself go and enjoy someone ravishing your body taking time to explore your every curve.I firmly believe the art to a good orgasm is to know your own body.So as I am talking with my friends I just blurt out."Do you masturbate?"And my friend gives me a disgusted look and says NO WAY!
Orgasm: The peak of sexual excitement characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also, called climax, a similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.
Climax: The point of greatest intensity or force in an ascending series or progression; a Culmination.
What happens in a woman's body during a climax is very like what happens in the male body when you ejaculate. In other words, there's a feeling of increasing excitement, building up to a point where everything 'blows' in a great blast of ecstasy. This 'orgasmic moment' is characterized by surges of contractions in the sex organs, occurring almost every 0.8 seconds.The other big difference between male and female orgasm is this: after the first climax, many women can 'come' again, often within a minute or two. YES!!Lucky us!!But first we need to teach those who can't even have one orgasm how.
Female orgasm isn't a push-button response. The conditions have to be right. Although females vary, many women need the following if they're going to reach a climax:
In summary, here's what to do if you want to bring your partner to orgasm regularly:
Don't be in a rush.
Don't be too demanding - it's not an Olympic event.
Talk to your partner, and ask her what she wants you to do to her.
Always create a romantic atmosphere.
Make sure that everything is comfortable and nice for her.
Give her lots of kisses and cuddles before you even think about making any approach to her sexual area.
When you do start to stroke, rub or kiss her genitals, don't rush into 'attacking' her clitoris. Take things gently, and see what she wants.
Use her own natural lubrication to moisten her clitoris.
Remember that stimulation of the clitoris is the key to female orgasm.
Sometimes encourage her to run your sex sessions. You can learn a lot by watching how she stimulates herself or by really listening to her when she suggests a sex position, or a particular caress.
Always pay attention to the clitoris even while penetrating rub it flick it lick it whatever is necessary just show it a lot of attention.
Personally the biggest and most important part of the woman's orgasm is the knowledge of the clitoris.This may seem obvious, but many women, even today, feel very inhibited about self-love and can't help feeling that it isn't something they should be doing. But the fact is, masturbating helps you to learn just exactly which pressures and rhythms you need in order to bring you to orgasm. In particular, you need to explore your own body in order to find out precisely how to stimulate your clitoris.
My first multi orgasm was because my lover paid attention to all parts of my body, if you know what I mean.Tickled and teased me so I married that man!So maybe you learned something or maybe you didn't but it was fun writing it anyways! I love to hear your comments!
P.S. If you want to steal my blog then at least give me credit! Have a nice day!
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Achtung Baby
By
U2
Release date: 19 November, 1991
Yes I am post dating this for tomorrow! Get over it! It is late and personally all my readers are on in the morning and I plan on sleeping in. Yep I am on my way out to enjoy some Halloween cheer!
Okay according to a site I found people become less and less satisfied by the partner as the years pass while you are together.I can say I am sexually satisfied!I told Dirk we should decorate our room in Hot peppers!Because it gets hot hot hot in there at times. It's true that the bedroom is where most the magic happens these days.Things change after children, but we still find time for spontaneity it just isn't as frequent.We have a great friendship and wonderful relationship, but I still love attention!.No I don't act on it but the fantasies are fun.
Those who claim to be 100% satisfied to quite content with their sexual relationships.
Duration of relationship
Men
Women
-1 year
86%
85%
1-2 years
79%
79%
3-5 years
65%
69%
5-7 years
63%
63%
7-10 years
54%
59%
10-15 years
49%
61%
15-20 year
42%
53%
20+
45%
47%
When you first start having sex with someone, the sex is wild and passionate. In those moments when you aren't ripping each other's clothes off, you replay in your mind the sex of that morning, the sheer force of your orgasm, the words spoken over lunch or in bed, and the subtle looks your lover passed your way. And you daydream about the glistening curves and the musky scent of your lover's body, the texture of their hair, and the sex that you will have that evening. And your heart accelerates a little bit, your breathing becomes shallow and you feel that pleasant warm tingle within your jeans. In the beginning, sex takes over your body and your mind. You smell like sex, you obsess about sex, you practically exude sex.
Many people described the initial stages of sex as having a heightened sense of "urgency". New lovers feel the necessity to discover each other's bodies, to learn of every nook and cranny and to speed up the "getting to know you" process. Initially, sex is like going on some great voyage. You don't know what's going to happen, or when, or how. Everything is new, the way a person, looks at you, how they touch you, how they can make you feel weak in your knees just by a glance."
Things change, mature, age, ripen, and develop. Keeping a positive outlook on the evolution of sex and love can help you to embrace your future and your partner.
So I guess my question is what makes you satisfied?Have things changed for you as the years have gone by?The scary thing is you can see that the women stay more satisfied then the men.Why?
Deviant behavior is behavior that is a recognized violation of social
norms. Formal and informal social controls attempt to prevent and minimize deviance.
Okay, I have been researching exhibitionism and I found sound interesting facts!Did you know know not only do I have Lady Godiva syndrome, I am considered a paraphile.Can you believe that Exihbitionism and Pedophilia are both sexually defiante behaviors.Yikes I am catagorized with Chronophilias……Okay just to set the records straight I don't get aroused by children, old people, dead people or even animals.So why would exhibitionism and voyeurism be considered a paraphilia act?What about naturalism?I mean want can't we just be natural and enjoy ourselves without ridicule?
Paraphilia is sexual deviation in psychology and sexology, is a term that describes a family of philias that reference sexual arousal in response to sexual objects or situations which may interfere with the capacity for reciprocal affectionate sexual activity. Paraphilia is also used to imply non-mainstream sexual practices without necessarily implying dysfunction or deviance. Also, it may describe sexual feelings toward otherwise non-sexual objects. As the -philias within it have derived nouns, the noun derived which could be used to describe the collection of persons with paraphilias would be paraphile. Psychologists generally use parasexual however.
Exhibitionism: the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person.
Fetishism: the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person's body to gain sexual excitement. Partialism refers to fetishes specifically involving nonsexual parts of the body.
Frotteurism: the recurrent urges or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person.
Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.
Chronophilias such as Infantophilia: the sexual attraction to infants, Pedophilia: the sexual attraction to prepubescent children, Ephebophilia/Hepephilia: the sexual attraction to pubescent children, Gerontophilia: the sexual attraction to the elderly, and teleiophilia the sexual attraction of children to adults.
Sadism: the recurrent urge or behavior involving acts in which the pain or humiliation of the victim is sexually exciting.
Transvestic fetishism: a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender.
Voyeurism: the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.
Honestly I think a lot of people have abnormal fetishes whether sexual or not.Why can't it be natural to love something or love doing something that fullfills you?What do you think of fetishes or what do you consider to be taboo?I didn't realize there were some many sexually deviant behaviors.
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With Teeth
By
Nine Inch Nails
Release date: 03 May, 2005
Some of you may not know this but one of my nicknames is Lady Godiva!I have always been quite the exhibitionist.I remember starting my habits of publically teasing when I was a teen.And now that there is digital cams,video recorders and web cams it can only esclate the problem.I love my body and I love to look at the naked body, that doesn't make me a bad person, nor does it make me a pervert.I just appreciate the good stuff.I know your next question is do I have a cam.The answer is"No" not anymore, that shit gets you in trouble.But, I am still quite thevoyeur!Okay! Nothing wrong with admiring someone and being admired.
Why do people always think that you are a pervert if you enjoy look at naked bodies.And there are NOT a lot of women out their who openly admit they are exhibitionist.You know those girls low cut shirts, short skirt or shorts, no bra, no panties and then acting coy.Come on please just admit it you like the attention.The only thing that sucks is it is more socially acceptable for a woman to expose herself then for a man to.And that sucks because if I was strolling along and some naked guy in a trench coat came swinging his naked cock my way I would defiantely stop and admire it.Why not?Just because he is proud of his body doesn't mean he is gonna rape you.Anyways, I would love to hear your views on exibitionism and voyeurism.
Lady Godiva!
According to the popular story, the beautiful Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering grievously under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband, who obstinately refused to remit the tolls. At last, weary of her entreaties, he said he would grant her request if she would ride naked through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should keep within doors or shut their windows, she rode through, clothed only in her long hair. Only one person in the town, a tailor ever afterwards known as Peeping Tom, disobeyed her proclamation in the first famous instance of voyeurism. In the story, Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Godiva pass, and is struck blind. In the end, Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the onerous taxes.
ex·hi·bi·tion·ism
The act or practice of deliberately behaving so as to attract attention.
Psychiatry A psychosexual disorder marked by the compulsive exposure of the genitals in public.
Exhibitionismis the psychological need and pattern of behavior to exhibit naked parts of the body to other people. In exhibitionism the individual shows a tendency to an extravagant, usually at least partially sexually-inspired behavior to captivate the attention of others in a display of a body part, or parts, that would otherwise be left covered under clothing in nearly all other cultural circumstances.
voy·eur 1 : one obtaining sexual gratification from observing unsuspecting individuals who are partly undressed, naked, or engaged in sexual acts; broadly : one who habitually seeks sexual stimulation by visual means 2 : a prying observer who is usually seeking the sordid or the scandalous
BTW just because I am open minded doesn't mean I am a bad person so save your hate mail and leave a comment!
Love ya all
Jenny
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Divinyls
By
The Divinyls
Release date: 29 June, 1992
flirty
naughty
YUMMY!!! 
crazy
horny
curious
Lady Godiva!
