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Sunday, May 04, 2008
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FUCK! WE PLAY EARTHDAY BIRTHDAY-MAY10 - 3:30PM
IRRATIONAL (at Earthday Birthday 15 - May 10th)
3:30PM NATIVE NOISE STAGE
May, 10 2008 at Earthday Birthday 15
(TINKER FIELD) 287 S Tampa Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32805
Cost : $45
Featuring: Kid Rock 3 Doors Down Shinedown Serj Tankian Theory of a Dead Man Filter Ashes Divide Five Finger Death Punch Hurt Rev Theory
LOYALTY IS EVERYTHING
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
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...IN US YOU TRUST...
Rigid and repressive control will not be tolerated.
FUN FACT:
The nail bomb is an explosive device packed with nails to increase its wounding ability...
Black powder, match heads or chlorate mixtures are very prone to ignition. Explosive ingredients combined in a tightly sealed section of pipe can be hazardous to ones well being.
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Friday, December 14, 2007
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Hello Netherlands/Germany...Europe- I’m coming for New Years!!
I'll be In Holland - The Hauge!!
Rotterdam, Amsterdam, Belgium, Paris, traveling around Europe for Christmas & New Years.
Write me from anywhere in Europe, the travel book is wide open for a couple weeks of blind fun!
Holland / Germany, Definitely Amsterdam, Paris, France for sure and looking for some new places, kick ass parties, good shows and new faces!
Write me~
J~ Florida, USA
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
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The Irrational Chronicles -Vengeance and Visuals from the vortex to hell
-The Irrational Chronicles -
---Vengeance and Visuals from the vortex to hell---
You gotta hear this shit! The weekend of shows and havoc with Crossbreed, Deadstar Essembly and friends...okay, story time, gather 'round kids...heh. Friday night the drummer of Crossbreed, Morris, was in the backstage window of the State Theatre with a slingshot shooting grapes at us while we played. I got hit a couple of times, one of them hit me in the neck so hard it left a welt, I was fucking pissed, it hurt bad! I had to keep singing though it. It hit so hard it looked like I got a hicky. I wanted to beat someone's ass but I saw it was him and had to do the next best thing...GET EVEN.
So I sat and though, "hmmmm, what would be appropriate revenge?" alas, the mind never fails, a vengeful man will go to great lengths for the right balance of creativity with the perfect peppering of the sweet sweet smell of revengeand I do mean, SMELL.
He knew I was going to get even, the next night at HOB I let him sweat it. It was worth the wait. The anticipation from knowing something was bound to happen was felt in the air all night. Rumors flying and talk of retaliation filled the venue. Patiently, I waitedBesides, I couldnt give him the third night to get me back and win the war...oh no, couldn't have that, he took the first battle, but the war was far from over!!!!
I bought a gallon of milk, let it go sour in the van for two days, 120 degrees in that fucking van, it got clumpy and stinky as shit. fucking pee-yew!
a gallon jug of rotten orange juice happened to be kicking around the van...Ingredients for the perfect puke mix and Morris' cologne for the remainder of the evening:
-1 part rotten milk
-1 part rotten O.J.
-2 tubs cottage cheese
-2 cans tuna fish
Viola! puke was invented.
It was rank, real rank! I had to do it on their last song so as to any complications from fucking up the show. Amazingly, they called us up to do the last song with them, it was like an invitation, PERFECT! Unfortunately that brought a bunch of people onto the stage which brought security up. I brought the stinky concoction and the security stops me, says you can't get that shit in our monitors. "fuck!" I say, No need to start new wars...so again, a good warrior is a patient warrior...the battle has yet to unfold and the scent of war is still in the air...
Waiting for the opportune time and thinking quickly, I spotted him loading his shit...I have Cody and Jared run interference. They stood at his front at either side, he looked like he was about to get jumped but oh no no no, much worse.
Stealthy like ninja, I sneak up on his blindside. From behind him I had a clear shot!
Oh I could taste the satisfaction! One stealthy step at a time I came closer and closer to witnessing first hand the unfolding of days of strategic planning draw to a head, spearheading this war to yet another Glorious victory, another notch in the belt taken in the name of every last Irrational Bitch that was ever wronged! [I'm so dramatic]
I dumped every last drop without spilling an ounce...that gallon of shit went all over him from head to toe!!!!
Oh the satisfaction, like a western shoot out gone just right. Watch the enemy, dripping with creamy, clumpy, stinking SPEW fall to his pathetic demise!
I think his girlfriend was more pissed than he was, she had to drive him several hours home! He took it surprisingly wellaside from tackling Cody and later myself trying to wipe the shit back off onto us.
He really thought it was real puke and I never told him it wasn't !!!! fuck, it might as well have been , it was so gross and rotten and clumpy and nasty, Ive never had a better, more satisfying prank ever. oh man, the satisfaction was sweeeeet!
aahhh,
the moral of the story folks, when all else seems lost, there's always "SPEW"
...patented and available at all Irrational Vengeance events.
-More to come from
"The Irrational Chronicles -Vengeance and Visuals from the vortex to hell" -Blehhh!
-your host,
The Narrator
J-
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | Deadstar | New Self High - HOUSE OF BLUES - Orlando - Sept 2
IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | DeadStar Essembly | NSH -HOUSE OF BLUES Orlando | | Date/Time: | Saturday September 2, 2006 | | Time: | 6:00pm - 10:00pm |
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
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IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | Deadstar Assembly-Culture Room Sept 3
IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | Deadstar Assembly @ The Culture Room, Ft. Lauderdale |
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Sunday September 3, 2006 |
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6:00pm - 7:00pm |
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The Culture Room |
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3045 N Federal Hwy, |
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Fort Lauderdale |
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33306 |
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IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | Deadstar Assembly-State Theatre Sept 1
IRRATIONAL | Crossbreed | Deadstar Assembly @ State Theatre, St. Petersburg |
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Friday September 1, 2006 |
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6:00pm - 7:00pm |
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State Theatre |
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687 Central Ave, |
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St. Petersburg, |
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33701 |
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Bring your cosey slippers and stay for the party >;) |
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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
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Irrational -Anomoly -on Sale @ iTunes
CLICK HERE
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
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Irrational video viewing on www.NewBandTv.com
On air interview and streaming video right now on
www.newbandtv.com
go check it out
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Monday, April 24, 2006
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request at my birthday show!
If you scream "happy birthday Jason you rock my balls! (tits)!" at this show, you'll get something special...
IRRATIONAL
May, 27 2006 at House of Blues Orlando
1490 N Buena Vista Dr, Lake Buena Vista, FL 32830
Cost: $12.50 in Advance
ALL AGES - Farewell to Florida Show! w/ Through You, and Between the Trees: www.ticketmaster.com
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