Heroes T.V Show

This show is a damn good time! Im totaly addicted to it, however,

Me and Matt were completely right! (Fuck all y'all).

If you like heroes (season 1 & 2) it's probably because Joss Wheeden did it better in the first book of "Astonishing X-Men".  From the Mutant killing/"Cureing" virus to the Indian doctor that made it to the little 8 year old girl that they synthesized it from. It's derivative gobshit.  Toss in S.H.I.E.L.D/ team Achilles (and give them a name that you spent no time on, like " the Agency") and you've got it. (Noah Bennett/ Ben Santini ROCKS!)

All in all if you're really lazy and need to get your nerd on, it's a good time, however its predictable as all fuck. Plot holes abound and the wrighter wasn't prepared for the screwtiny that someone who's been thinking about the difference between Kitty Pride, the Vision & Martin Man Hunter for the past 20 years is about to bring to bear upon it.

P.S. but you'll really like it, I promise.

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30 secrets about yourself...
Current mood: drunk

 
30 secrets about yourself...

1.What does your Myspace Name MEAN?
It means Mike Sorvillo bitch!

2. where was you default pic taken?
Turdcutters multicolored livingroom.

3. what is your middle name?
James, which means surplanter.

4. What is your current relationship status?
Married

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I think so!

6. What is your current mood?
Drunk

7. What do you love most?
My boy.

8. What makes you happy?
Being right.

9. Are you musically inclined?
Not a bit.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I wouldn't have chipped my front tooth on my friend's rot-iron screen door.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
I'd be a chimp, so I could be the proudest monkey you ever seen.

12. Have you ever had a near death experience?
THIS CAR IS A TOMB!

13. Name something you do a lot?
Bite my nails, crack my knuckles, drink beer, semantics.

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
I hate to admit this but it's "Crazy Bitch", by Buckcherry

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Beaton

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you.
Curt Cobain and Copurnacus

17.  Make something up since someone skipped 17:
I really like memes

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Oh, hell ya.  AAAAAAOOOOOOOO WAREWOLVES OF LONDON!

19.  Make something else up since someone skipped 19:
Me and Altman have a love child and he will own you.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
...badunkadunk

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Submission

22.  Tell something true here because someone skipped 22:
I am man-in-love with Ewan McGreggor's beard and Christian Bale's mustache in the Prestige.

23. Ever had a drunken night?
Poisonous monkeys.

24.  Make up more stuff:
The moon is actually a space ship.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Fuck ya bitch.

26. Do you have braces?
No need.

27.
Silent treatment, eh?  How childish. what?

28. Name something funny that happened to you?
I punched a girl in the eye, (pro-moi-thi kickboxer) on Christmas Eve at Cheers.

29. Do you speak any other languages?
None fluently, but a little of a lot of different ones.  However, I'm not allowed to speak them in Pahrump.

30. What's your favorite smell?
Honeysuckle, NY has no smog, it is a sea level city and an island.  It smells like Honeysuckles.

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Inking
Current mood: drunk
Category: Art and Photography

Welcome to "Inking for dummies, by dummies".

Let's start with the tools of the trade. I order to Ink you will need one set of  India inks (multi color), one quill pen, Variety pack of paint brushes, one cup of water, one drawing board, Bristol board paper, one old sock, one pack Camel filters and at least 36oz of beer but not more than 72oz. Coffee is a no-no!

So to start imbibe the entire contens of two bottles of beer wile you set up your work area (you wont be moving much once you stat). Step two start tracing but always work from upper left hand corner to lower right hand corner to prevent smudges. Step three

Coloring, about this time you should begin to understand that the paint brushes and colored inks you bought are worthless. This is because coloring large areas with India in looks like a 6 year old used a magic marker when it dries. Step four, call your father the graphic artist and have him clean up all your mistakes and color the picture in photo shop. Step five post finished product on my space and wait for your friends to call you a tracer and tell you exactly how you fucked it up.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/amythist/TheGremlin.jpg

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The Watchmen official Consesion
Current mood: discontent
Category: Writing and Poetry

All right, I know you all (Matt, Wardog, Alex, Scott and Beaton) have been waiting for this for a very long time. Perhaps not with baited breath but you must have known for years that this day would come. So here it is all officially, (I tried to rent that train car in France but it was booked) you were right and I was wrong, I was young and stupid and you were older and wiser. The Watchmen truly is the best comic book ever written and Allen Moore and Rorschach make Frank Miller and Batman look like the wonder twins.

Now having said all that lets geek out!

The whole Who is the bad guy thing, I own that one.

Rorschach is the protagonist, Vedit is the hero, and the human race is the bad guy.

Its all right there clear as crystal.

Currently reading : Blood Meridian : Or the Evening Redness in the West (Vintage International) By Cormac Mccarthy Release date: 05 May, 1992

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Mexican Batman

So im at work today, Inspecting concretem, and one of the Mexican workers looks at me and points at my shirt and says "Batman?".

So i say "Si, Tu Gusta Batman?".

And he says "Si!".

And i say "Me mucho gusta Batman".

It was a very meaningfull conversation that allmost transended language.

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Is anyone that interested?
Current mood: contemplative

I mean really, i figure if my friends wanted to know whats up with me they would just call and ask. So is bloging suposed to be some kind of cathartic experiance or is it just an oppotunaty for me to put mis spelled $10 words in gramaticaly incorect $2 sentances. Maybe im to fatelistic or maybe im to retorical.

I just figured it out! My space and blogs at large are just a massive theoretical port-o-potty wall.  Were miss spelled nonsensical rambles are the hole point.

So have no fear, blog away and join in the witt pissing contest.

Currently reading : NIV Holy Bible By Zondervan Release date: 01 February, 1985

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Namesake

Michael Collins 1920                                                      Collin Michael 2005

Is that over the top?  I can never tell.

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Short Philosophical film

Just thought you guys might enjoy this short film that a new friend of mine from the Philosophy group made. Its kinda cool, I like the "I'm an empiracist, so fuck off yoda"attitude.  Apparently, the charecter is Anthony Quinn's son. (I think he kinda looks like Ben Stiller)

www.happytrailershd.com/reels/gnostic.html

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So cute its criminal

Late on Labor Day afternoon, after pulling over my wife Sarah for speeding and discovering my infant son Collin in the back seat, the Las Vegas metro police officer retreated to her car and immediately called for back up.  Within moments two additional squad cars arrived on the scene and the female officers tactically converged on the car to ogle at my boy.  Your tax dollars hard at work.

But rally can you blame them.

(Note to Alex and anyone else dorky enough to get it)

My boy totally has Skill focus Cuteness and Charm person with spell penetration, will save DC 32.

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Inside the actors studio questionnaire.

Inside the actors studio questionnaire

What is your name?

Michael James Sorvillo            

What turns you on?

The question is what doesn’t.

What turns you off?

Bullheaded ignorance.

What is your favorite word?

Probably Fuck.

What is your least favorite word?

Conservative.

What sound or noise do you love?

Dugah, dugah, dugah! The pig.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Whining.

What profession other than yours would you like to attemp?

Teacher.

What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?

Prostitute.

What is your favorite swear word?

Cunt

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?

Hurry up, your uncle Matt is up right after Malcolm’s speech.

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