I have officially decided to go pescitarian--fish only. I stopped eating red meat over a year ago and feel better for it.So fabulous foul and little piglets, you are free from my wrath as well now. I do have the same views on cannibalism though.You die accidentally, not from disease, and I would totally eat you!! More so a friend than a stranger. And if I die in a pleasing manner I hope I am served up steaming hot and delicious!!
*disclaimer* Being from New Orleans I am required, by law,to forever enjoy the bounty of the treachorous and beautiful sea.However, I will not ever eat a cuttle fish because I love them.Captain Nemo was an ass.
Currently
listening
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The Mollusk
By
Ween
Release date: 1997-06-24
Something everyone should know,about well, knowing.What IS.This is a basic fundamental of both quantum physics and a structure that interjects itself into philosophies of existence.The first time I saw this experiment it changed the way I myself occured in space and time.It changed the way I saw everything.Time is a fabrication that we so rarely can escape,even to be able to imagine there being no time.Our minds calibrate our experiences in fragmented tallies, chalking up a life path little by little. When in fact maybe the path is already there.
For a quick summary of the experiment and the magnitude of it's influence,go HERE If you have and interest in quantum physics in general, the book Alice in Quantumland is a really easy shot.Read it with a back of Sartre's Being and Nothingness for a nice little freak out.
I want one!!!!!
While I am at it...these girls are AWESOME. That's right,I used THE word.But hell,it really is.They make me very happy.
Currently
listening
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Human Beans
By
Earthlings?
Release date: 2000-08-08
as usual--I have been going there for YEARS now. The only unfortunate thing is that the word seems to be spreading to some undesirables. You know- people that are definitely NOT in the know and just sort of heard about it thru someone else that was actually invited. OR reading a blog. But no matter, it is fabulous to not have to invite anyone to go with you and know just about everyone there anyway.Instant party without even trying.What could be better?
Ceviche Tostadas at Gloria's and their margueritas of course.
Going to New York this summer--I am finally shopping my book to agencies there.See you soon AMIE!!
Looking real hispanic -- I am pushing my tan to maximum!Pretty soon you will only be able to see my teeth and eyes at night.
Growing my hair out- well I actually cut off 4 inches recently- BUT I am growing out the sides that have been shaved for like 4 years now- I know you guys loved my crazy hairdeux-- but I am over it-so done-I am cha-changing it up!
My Xeriscape yard. It's rad to not have to water.
Calling bullshit on haterz. How are things over there in your glass house?I must taste good--because my name is always in your mouth! ....end of ghetto rant.
Working on another series of sculptures- don't know what I am doing with them this time though.I collaborated with Scogin on 11 of them for the Independent Artists Agency party a few month ago and it really inspired me to do more. Maybe I will have another show! That would be sweet.
Suspenders. I need more!
Teal-- I can't stop buying things that are this color!
Letting my hair dry by itself-- this is a new thing for me.seriously. I would look like Billy Ray Cyrus if I did that with my old haircut.
Thanks to everyone that came out-- we had over 300 people come by that night!
Alicia and I are also SO flattered that so many of you guys loved our stuff enough to hang it it your homes and look at it every day.You really couldn’t have given us a higher compliment.
On the other hand- those of you who missed it- do have a chance to see it THIS THURSDAY.
The gallery will be open for the Bishop Arts nite out-from about 7- 10 or 11ish.There will be stuff going on all over the block- from food to a Project Runway fashion show at the gallery next door. So, come check it out- we would love to give you more champagne!
Amazingly FABULOUS
Current mood: excited
Category: Life
Something completely unexpected has happened.
Alicia(Lazerlove) and I have been diligently cranking out images.We have stuff, that I am sure you have all seen,that is highly conceptual.Those works are both creative purging and for use in our portfolios. I am shopping for agency representation in March and Alicia is on a mission to perfect her skillz. Anyway,a new direction for our work has presented itself.
We have been offered a solo show at the Bubble gallery! It is owned by an incredible photographer and he seems to think people would want to actually OWN our images.This came as a complete surprise when he asked me- I never really thought of our work that way.ART, you know. I mean I guess it is, but I always viewed it in relation to fashion.NOT for just exactly what it was.
SO... come Saturday March 29th- our collaboration will have reached a new height- come out and see!
Halloweentown
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Life
This is my absolutely favorite time of year. I have been super busy and with the exception of tomorrow night I am FINALLY DONE. So here are some little tidbits.
1. I decided on an Aztec Priestess costume this year for myself and it came out pretty good-- I think I might go with something a little more sinister, as well as comfortable next year. This was a bitch to get on and off. I required assistance --not to mention the amount of energy it took to scrub all that body paint off and the disgusting black residue it created. I will NOT be wearing body paint next year. I did go with my face painted one year and no one knew who I was. I kind of liked that.we'll see.
2. In years past I either hid in my house with the lights off on Halloween or went out--never really handed out candy. Well my neighborhood is kickass and there are lots of kiddos around here so my neighbor and I are going to dress up like wacky witches and hand out candy in her front yard. I am making a cauldron to put the candy in- complete with dry ice to make it bubble .Her house is purple so it looks like a witches house anyway and we are dragging a couple of chairs and a fire pit to sit around. Hopefully it will look creepy, but not so creepy to make kids cry or anything. I mean we aren't wearing scary hag noses or something- just stripey tights -- more Hocus Pocus. If it works out well I would like to have as many witches as possible- who knows maybe it will be our new halloween tradition. Worse case- we hang out and have a few cocktails!So if anyone wants to join us feel free to come on over.
3. I finally got a new car--it's a big black Nissan Pathfinder and I love it! I have never had an suv before- it is fabulous being so high up- I love monster trucks, so this is probably about as close as I will ever get.Its also a stick- I had forgotten just how much fun those are to drive.I can pretty much just roll over your ass if you are in my way. I also like that I can carry my bike and dogs and stuff around.Sweet.
4. I have been shooting ALOT-- please check out Lazerlove photography on my top friends! I am working on uploading my work on here- so take a look. If you are a model or photographer and need makeup or hair please contact me I might be interested in TFP/CD.
1.The Deadly Kennedys are the undeafeated 2007 Ass City Rollerderby Champions.
2.Check out the "Best Of Dallas" edition of the Observer(Sept.27th)-the theme is Alice in Wonderland-yours truly did all the hair/makeup and had a fabulous time- thanks Morrey,Alex and all the beautiful models(my derby wife Sarah,Layne,Melissa,Angela and Erin!)
3.Zombie Prom is coming...details soon.... pick out your dress.
4. TXU officially sucks.
5.Yes, I am aware my boobs look fake in my default pic-- I am also aware that it bears an uncanny resemblence to this:
6.Britney Spears is not fat- she looks pretty fucking good for having 2 kids if you ask me.In fact, she looks like most girls I know, myself included. I would rather look at her in the worst outfit than look at those disgustingly skinny, boney actresses.At least she has muscles.
7.Rhianna is HOT.
8.I only like sports cars from the 80's.
9.I love my new glasses...yes I am blind as a bat.
10. On the Myspace note- if you want to look at other people's profiles that are NOT on your friend's list , I suggest you take yours off of private. I mean really- if you don't think they should know your business, shouldn't you keep your nose out of their's?
10. Trackers WORK.
11. You can't judge others for things you, yourself have done.
12. Lying and ass kissing for that matter, get you nowhere.
13. Love is something found only when you deserve it, not when you think it's what you deserve..
14. I will let bygones be bygones, as long as you don't keep fucking doing it.
15. Fess up- it will make you a better person.
16. I feel terribly sad and pissed off about the shooting incident in my neighborhood. Every facet is awful.If you own a gun please be responsible and not reactionary. If you take a medication, please be aware of the side effects.
17. I love my new nail polish from Brazil!! Thanks Clayton-- no chips!
18. Keep your eyes peeled for the new Ass City calendar-- you can keep track of dates or throw darts at it- whichever-- just get one.
19. Get to Doublewide this Saturday-- A new Mitra is playing- with Casey Orr as their new bass player--see you there!
20. I am on a tv kick right now--mainly because the season is over and I have a min to just sit there-- but here is a little synopsis of what I have learned: a.Rock of Love--I knew Bret Micheals was a chode- but geez.Anyone who would even touch that Lacey chick is fucking retarded. She is hideous- inside and out.Jess is the hottest choice but I bet she is boring in bed. Heather is my pick-she's a trashy stripper, she even looks like him! b.Commercials--they are totally creepy these days--I am freaked out by fruit and veggies that look like people or animals( like the ones on those grocery trucks) so the new ads like the terminex one where the freaking wall talks are just TOO MUCH. Are you kidding- call the exterminator- hell no! I getting the fuck out of there. c. I have watched Fright Night 3 times--and I remember thinking the vampire neighbor was soooo fine when I was little. AND he still is. seriously- they are all dancing in the club and he's all weird with his slouchy sweater-- omg- it's probably some weird puberty association.I need to stop. d. Who the fuck is Hannah Montana and why does a character from a tv show have an album and go on tour? e. Pick up Artist---WTF!!!!!! This guy is the ultimate retard. HE is going to teach these nerds to pick up chicks? His name is MYSTERY--who in the hell is he having sex with??? The dumbest ,ugliest girl on the planet? I am telling you right now- if that guy said one word to me I would punch him in the face. He wears a top hat and avaitor goggles- like he is Concrete Blonde or something. I have seen people at the Church dress better than him. He has words for all these things too-like "bounce","pivot" and "value"-- more like- bullshit,bullshit and "lie about who you really are to get laid"Any one of those nerds are way cooler than him.He needs to go away-- I hope a girl gang attacks him and steals all his jewelry so he can't hand out any more "medallions". f. OJ is amazingly stupid. g. I like the Mummy movies. h It's almost time for HOCUS POCUS to start coming on TV!!!!! I can't f'in wait!!!
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