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Friday, June 30, 2006
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Holy Sh*t
Current mood: crazy
Ok tons of emails, requests, ect. I love you all. Mostly good vibes and even the bad ones are from the heart.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Jade.....
P.S. Ok done the skydiving thing but not Halo jumping yet. Halo jumping is hight altitude sky diving (30,0000ft). That is on my to do list before I die. There is a place around memphis for Halo jumping civilians, or you can join the army and do it for free.
10:46 PM
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
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Getting drunk.
Current mood: enthralled
When Girls Drink to much!!
1. We have absolutley no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "WOOHOO!" Is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just 4 hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but thats just because we can no longer taste the Gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lids down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
11:24 PM
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