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Sunday, September 28, 2008
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Writing update........Fall Flashers.
Well I'm actually home sick and recouping watching "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" and laughing at Krull the Warrior King. lol.
So my new project is displaying on My Blogger and on the MSA blog on September 30th. So my first assignment, the first of many to get back into writing again is Fall Flashers.
What is Fall Flashers you say? It is a 500 word scene/short story that is being done for the fall season at Midnight Seduction Authors. Other authors have already started putting up shorts and blogging it on the site.
My date is the 30th, at MSA and I hope you enjoy.
So from now to the end of Fall I'll have a continuous Fall Flasher for all. Which is great cause the evilness is stirring and brooding. MUAHAHAH. Especially with Halloween, Thanksgiving AND Christmas just around the corner. What is one to do with all this excitement!!!
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
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A little humor for all the ladies out there....too funny!
Category: Life
My friend Angela had this on her blog. It was too damn funny and I'm posting this here to share. Ohhhh this is great!!!
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. - - - - Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?
As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.
Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."
Are you ****ing kidding me?
What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness - is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best, Wendi Aarons Austin, TX
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Saturday, July 12, 2008
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Bit too busy for my own good.
Technically I HAD plans for the summer and it involved alot of writing. Now as the end of July is ending I am only dreaming of a chance to write. I've been in the lab more hours than I thought existed and though its great and exciting I want to write.
Ever have those moments? I keep hoping for a time to sneak away to write but its a wait and see right now. On the good news, one more year left and then its graduation! After watching a friend defend her thesis, I know mine is not gonna be pretty. But its a coming. lol.
Well I'm hoping i can get a bit of writing down right now, so keep your fingers crossed that all the characters cooperate lol...
Cmon muse!
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Monday, June 23, 2008
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Sometimes, all you need is a swift kick in the ass.
*shakes off bad vibes*
Okay sometimes, all I need is a swift kick in the ass to get me back to my old self. Yesterday was it. And it was in the form of Erika.
Now to those who don't know Erika is an awesome chica. Hence why we are friends. She's from Houston Texas, and is the epitome of a debutante. Gorgeous woman, who loves 3 things in her life; her cigarettes, her beer, and her sex. Sometimes all in that order.
She makes coffee nervous. LOL. Erika and I have been good friends the past few years and she's in the same stuff as I am. But with time we went our ways with schooling and she's visiting family in Dallas. She kills me laughing because first off she says "Damnit, I'm 34 and I gotta deal with this shit." She's been traveling a great deal and finally seeing her husband in Houston after her sister graduates. She said she can't wait to go home to as she tells me "get fucked until the cows come home." LOL.
Yesterday I was holed up in my office and she opens the door and just stand there with a cigarette in hand. Mind you we are in the chemistry building, with explosive chemicals. And the only words she says are..."I want my book, are ya done?" I was completely confused and asked her what she was talking about. She said and I quote "Aer ya done writing ya book? And dont tell me you've been working on your thesis. That's crap. Whatever. Are you fucking done mopin? "
Now I have learned that sometimes the best way to get make me feel better is to piss me off about myself. I know I'm odd. And Erika went right on down that road.
She sat there, smoking her cigarette going "Cmon, we're going shopping." I was still the Mila, "nah it's okay, you go on ahead." And she smacked me so hard on the arm. "Bitch, I wasn't asking if you were wanting to go. I'm telling you we are. Shit, the only other woman who like me and you're acting like your dead."
Oh that got me angry. Pretty much my temper blew. Erika just stood there, flicked her ashes and said "Do your shit, and let's go shopping at Vicki's then Nobles." Now there are two words that will make me jump up and down with joy. First my favorite store; Barnes & Nobles. But if you put something else in front of it with promises to go to B&N, I'm all yours.
That was pretty much the whole day. We had some lunch, went to another few stores. Talked about our usual topics. Scared the shit out of Erika when I started talking about all the chemistry and new inventions that should be made in the fashion industry. She is what I call a fashionista. And I can say it's the first time in the tenure of our friendship, I've made her choke on one of her damn cigarettes. *smile*
All that mattered is that I just shook off the little cloud that's been hanging over me the past few months.
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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Good ol pick up lines.

Have you ever picked up someone at a grocery store?
Well if you haven't I put down some of the top 15 grocery pick up lines.
http://jademystique.blogspot.com
Most importantly if you have used one of them, let me know!
LOL
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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A little swamped
Current mood: busy
Category: Life
Normally summer would be a great time to read and catch up with writing. But lately these past few weeks, even while I was away in North Carolina, catching up has been hard to do.
So I have been a bit MIA at the moment. Work in the research lab has been asking a good 10 hours of my time, and I didn't realize just how much it does take up time until I wake up the next day and say "Crap." LOL.
Right now I'm just going to sneak off and get a moment to do some writing...so keep your fingers crossed that no one finds me.
Lates
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Monday, June 09, 2008
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True Friendship.....
Of course this is the best type of friendship there is.....and all of my friends KNOW that this is absolutely true. LOL
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth! Thanks for being the Pee in my pants!
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Sunday, June 01, 2008
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New Poem up
Another of my poems is up at Coffeetime Romance. Yay! Its called Heat,
And here it is! Enjoy everyone!
Capture for me, this moment in time Capture it and make it mine Give me the knowledge I'll need to cross over To that realm of wonder A place joyously serene A space without bounds that would hinder my being Adorn me with wings perfectly sized Watch as I take flight on the energy you provide In that moment as I ascend to the heaven's above Help me make sense of what you have shown me. It was heated, hurried at first, Then the swift fire changed to an ember as our kisses adjust The pressure transforms and soon we are savoring, tasting, and relishing in each other. My spirit wild, and untamed. I'm defiant and rebellious, a feral fire that will burn you if you get too close. Push at you and force you to rethink everything But you're not scared of me; you're not frightened by the flame. You see what lies beneath, the gentleness, the delicate part of me. My tummy turned a flip, and I smiled, giving myself away. Your hot breath, tickled the skin on my neck. You kiss me, snaking your tongue around my lips and into my mouth. My breath stuck in my throat, and my knees weak. Damn, you can kiss! Your hands kept wandering, searching, prolonging. You push me pass limits and yet raise me higher to something unnamed. You did it gently, smoothly, sensuously. I bite my lip waiting; what you would do, what you would say. The longing intensified. You were gentle and thorough, as you showed me pleasure Slow, unhurried, languid sensations as you took your fill of my body It's filling me, initiating me into a side I have never touched. I loved it, yearned for it, and craved it. My breath hitches, you're getting ready. Then I felt the slight tugging, You bent down, licking on a nipple, Sucking it and then letting it scrape through your teeth There was no turning back for me. No shyness, no coyness. This was pure, uninhibited, and undiluted. This was heat; raw and beckoning. I bit my lip as the slight pain coursed through my body. I enjoyed your moan in my ear as you nibbled on my neck. You were the one in charge, and I wanted it and you in a way I still can't describe. I bite my lip harder as a tremble runs down my spine. There was that feeling again, that touching and sucking, that….that…god that heaven. I can see the fire in your eyes. Gripping on to you tightly, you move me tenderly Insuring I'm not scared in anyway I can't hold back and let emotion lead me As I take in the strange and new feeling of surrender. Fierce sensations melting me under you The slow build swallows me alive as I'm at the edge I'm lost, ruled by the intoxicating rapture Keeping me in this realm, I reach that unknown euphoria Spent, mindless, I can not even consider breathing I calm and yet as time passed and I am not ready to leave your presence, Your hands slowly caressed me again and I felt the heat of your body behind me this time. I knew what you wanted. What you needed. A silent smile crosses my face But I hold on to my defenses. Easy, I tell myself, as I say goodnight to you once again. Drifting to sleep, the heat inside me is burning. What other things await me in you? You started the fire within me; Your mind has me intrigued as well as they aura of the man. Yet as the tingles and shivers begin to fade I close my eyes and wonder. --Mila Ramos
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Monday, May 26, 2008
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Restraint is evil....
Hi all!!
I'm guest bloggin over at Nice N Naughty. Next stop.....Las Vegas. Oh yeah!!!
Drop on by to learn about how restraint is an evil thing. lol
http://nicennaughtyauthors.blogspot.com/
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
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Blogging at Whiskey Creek Press
Hello Everyone!
I had round two of False Labor with a friend hopefully the blog is already up and going, but just in case......
Dont forget a new blog is up at Whiskey Creek Torrid!
Thanks to the current book underway there is a new erotic poem up.
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Monday, May 19, 2008
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The Rabbit says to the Reindeer
So...you're horny huh? Yeah I hear ya.
Now what makes me laugh, besides the fact that the sexes are quite hysterical to me. Is when the mood strikes and the hormones are raging.
It's very funny how a person acts, when they're pumped full of their hormones. Like for example today. Today is ordinary from any other day. Actually today looks pretty much the same like yesterday. Has that same blue sky and birds flying. Actually today pretty much smells like yesterday too.
But today is different...and do you know why?
Because today I am full of estrogen. Prrr grr kitty!!!!
For instance a cute guy that wouldn't have matter a hill of beans when I'm my own blissful self in normal Mila-dom, is completely different in Grr-kitty mode. Well in Grr-kitty mode, I will look at this man, smile and say "No, no, how YOU doin'?"
I will send my love seductive, hot, and down right raunchy texts messages and phone calls. Can you imagine the phone company if they heard that? "Uh mam, would you like more minutes on your phone plan?"
So that is the mood today. Usually I'm off on another planet, called Chemistry, or plotting dastardly deeds like books and sex scenes (very evil plotting there heheeh) but today is different.
Today for some reason, biological reasoning wins. Today for some reason, I am just....*evil grin*..unlike me. Not that I'm saying it's bad, not that I'm saying that how I am feeling will be disregarded. All I'm saying is that horniness, is possibly one of the funniest states I like being in. Well that and next to giddy.
Well maybe another good state is post-orgasm...now that's just a great state to be in.....and if possible live in. lol.
Now today I am all sorts of cute, put a little rose on my nose for all this sassy goodness and temptation all in one. (Dear God: thank you for my breasts) . So I'm taking tons of piccies and send them with total love and admiration to a man who is suffering as well without their presence.
So what does this day mean to me as a writer? I have one of THE MOST active imaginations known to man. I see my love's text messages and the first thought was as if it was a James Bond movie and I was laying on a piano. And I say breathlessly to him, "Why don't we go to my place and I'll show you what a girl like me can do to a guy like you."
Great line huh? I never said I was the GQ of flirting but I do know somedays I have a few gems.
So...i'm gonna go...cause....I can.
*Evil Grin* Well...as Mae West always said "When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm very good."
*hoses self with water*
*evil smile*
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Come join us Midnight Seduction Authors at Two Lips
If you wish to join a great group of authors, chatting, laughing and just enjoy the day while you get to read some awesome excerpts, come on by.
No obligation to join and best yet, you get some great fun while reading.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TalkingTwoLips/
Hope to see you there.
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
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Talking up a storm Tuesday
Join MSA authors
Mila Ramos AJ Llewelyn Adrianne Brennan Dee Dawning
Tuesday May 13 - 9 eastern/6 pacific at the Romance Junkies chat room http://www. romancejunkies. com/chat. html

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Friday, May 09, 2008
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4 semesters down, 2 to go....
Welcome to today's blog...and its about school and writing.....just scroll down the two paragraphs to get to the writing.
And today I am officially done, over and have buried my classes. lol. As anyone who is a student, was a student or will be a student. Finals time is the most stressful time ever. The first final went well it was two hours and was an essay exam. For those who dont know I'm working on my masters in Chemistry. Yes imagine an essay exam for chemistry....Phew!!
The second final though, that is the mother of all beyotches. lol. It was itself 6 hours long. I swear at the end one of my butt cheeks was thoroughly asleep and I couldnt jiggle it alive. The take home portion was just as hella hard. So now with all those papers turned in, I can say....WOOOHOOOOO. Last night was the epitome when I literally crashed for a good 7 hours. And that's just the stress of the week. I woke up, ate, and then crashed until today mid-morning.
Yup, that is ALL over. lol.
Now for the writing. Writing is a funny little thing. I wake up in the middle of the night wth characters whispering in my ears saying "psst...dont forget to write this...and that..." So then there I am trying to sleep, tossing and turning, and getting things straight in my mind so I can blissfully go to sleep and think of the hotties that currently dance around in my mind. Hot buff bodies in cute speedos walking around with Mai Tai's in their hands, handing them to me and saying "Hello hun-eyyyy." Okay maybe all those characters aren't doing that but hey its my mind so why not indulge a little. lol.
So what is going to happen now with writing....hmm...I think I'm going to write myself a be back soon note and go off for a while and just write until my little nubby fingers are sore. Can fingers be sore...can a writer type away until her fingers are nubby...what is nubby? lol
So yes the streams of creativity are starting to flow. Watch out world Mila is back!!!! lol.
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Friday, May 02, 2008
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Newest Review of Torrid Teasers 44!!
Current mood: giddy
Torrid Teaser 44: Smoldering Ember & Touch of Fire Mila Ramos Whiskey Creek Press Torrid April 2008 ISBN: 978-1-60313-072-1 Contemporary Buy from Whiskey Creek Press TorridSynopsis: Smoldering Ember Five years after their divorce, Cassandra and Ethan Vance still have an estranged relationship. In a single conversation with her ex-husband, Cassandra discovers why Ethan had to give up everything in his life, including their marriage. Coming to terms with secrets and truths, both Cassandra and Ethan learn that there are some fires that can never be extinguished. Touch of Fire Katherine (Kat) O'Brien has moved .. a terrible, life-threatening relationship. Relocated with a new life, she learns her ex-boyfriend, Jared, has escaped from jail. She's now the target of revenge, and the one man she has pushed out of her heart is the one she needs to help her survive. Will Kat touch the fire she once knew, even if it means revisiting a painful memory? SRR GRADE: B In her Torrid Teaser duo Mila Ramos uses a deft pen to tell two outstanding tales about love lost and rediscovered after personal trials. In Smoldering Ember, Cassandra Vance endured an extremely traumatic divorce from her husband several years prior to the start of the book, and now receives an invitation to the opening of his new building. Smoldering Ember explains Cassandra's feelings as she relives their marriage and the trauma she experienced during their separation and break-up. As readers, Ms. Ramos allows us to feels Cassandra's pain over Ethan's alleged infidelity, and the heartbreak of their subsequent split. This is a very emotional story, however the author does a very good job of balancing the light to remind us this is after all a romance novel. In the final story in the duo, Touch of Fire, Katherine O'Brien is a part of the Witness Protection Program when she finds herself once more targeted by her ex-boyfriend Jared. Apparently he has escaped from prison and has singled her out for revenge, causing the FBI to arrange protection for her. Much to Kat's dismay, her new FBI bodyguard happens to be her former fiancé Ben Macdermott. As we see, Kat has trust issues being a victim of domestic abuse. Ms. Ramos is very adept at handling such a sensitive subject, without being overly dramatic or heavy-handed. Ben and Kat do have their "trials and tribulations" before getting their much deserved happy ending, however they do finally get the end they deserve. Torrid Teaser 44 is an entertaining novel, both stories able to provide the reader with hours of enjoyment.
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