Apology
Current mood: triumphant

I am apologizing for my mass-texts this morning.
So we are clear: I dont miss you, I dont wish you were awake and I dont want you to come to bed.

Fucking technology.

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I lost my Phone
Current mood: numb

I don't need anybdy's number, but also, don't expect any phone calls from me. I could use some alone time right now anyway. I got a package in the mail yesterday an this seems to a great time to explore the contents of my package and not answer any calls.

 So to everyone I'm not going to insult by phone for the next week or two, I'm sure you'll miss the mumbly phone calls so  here's what i can offer you till  I get a new phone:

fuck you, you're a dick.
No, you can't run a bit by me.
That pizza is worse than your mothers pussy.
What the fuck took you so long to return my call?
 Nah, I'm just gonna stay home, I don't really like hanging out with Jim.
Sorry about fucking up your party, I had a great time.
Hey, this is Jeff, call me back.
I quit drinking, yeah had to stop.
Kyle, do you have Buscemies number.
Wanna come doen to thr beach, I got some pills.
Hey Richard, just letting you know I'm available tonight if you need any spots filled.
Dude, stop calling. I'll let you know when I get paid.
Lets get some drinks.

Jeff

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