Willie Nelson - You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore
Current mood: amused

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Enzv861Shk

Music video by Willie Nelson performing You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore with David Anderson [Video Director], Lana Nelson [Video Director], Liz Chapman [Video Producer] (C) 2007 Lost Highway Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Wicked has Enchanted Red Roses

My Wickedness has enchanted reviewers

Thanks to some complicated spell-casting on my part How Wicked Can She Go? has just gotten a fantastic review from Red Roses for Authors.  No Newts were harmed in this spell for those of you who were worried about such things, but an entire bottle of tequila did lose its life.  I tried to save the worm, but it too lost the good fight. I'm sorry to say.  Can we have a moment of silence for its valiant sacrifice? 

Okay, folks. Cut it out.  Jokes over.

I would like to thank Anne at Red Roses for a fantastic review.  Here's a snippet for your enjoyment.

This is the most wonderful, funniest book I have read for a while and I love it. Magic and Mayhem and a witch who isn't as wicked as she would like to be plus fun scenes in the bedroom! J Morgan is a master of this art and deserves to be top of the tree when it comes to romantic comedy. I give a bouquet of red roses to this book and look forward to reading many more like it   

For the entire review click on the link below.

http://redrosesforauthors.blogspot.com/2007/08/how-wicked-can-she-go.html

I hope everyone is having a WICKEDLY good weekend, if not let me know.  I know just the spell to make it so.

Get a little Wicked in your life with  J. Morgan.

Pick up your copy of

How Wicked Can She Go?

Today

From

Dark Eden Press

http://www.darkedenpress.com/book_j-morgan-wicked-book-1.html

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A Message from the Real Author of Mis-Staked

A Message From the REAL author of Mis-Staked

..

Hello fans of J. Morgan,

Allow me to introduce myself. Even though, some people would like you to think that W. J. Scarborough, sometimes known as J. Morgan is the author of Mis-Staked, the new romantic comedy coming soon from Mardi Gras Publishing, that would be a lie!

Yes, I said lie! The powers that be don't want you to know that the novel in question was written by a person of non-human descent. In other words a CHIMPANZEE. That's right a monkey wrote perhaps the funniest book you'll ever read. If you're looking for modesty, try a baboon. You're dealing with the top of the primate food chain here. And what is the name of this enigmatic author extraordinaire?

You may call me by the name my master saw fit to curse me with, Stud Lee Monkey. I know. I'm having it legally changed as soon as I can. Till then I'm stuck with it. In spite of the name and what W. J. Scarborough would like you to think, I am the one who penned the masterpiece of modern fiction Mardi Gras is about to unleash upon the world. Remember that! It's all me, Baby!

But I digress. Just what is Mis-Staked, you may be asking yourself. Even if you aren't, I'm gonna tell you anyway so you might as well sit back and read. I'd advise not going to the next post. Chimps have ESP. Well, we might, so you better not take any chances, because we do throw poo.

Mis-Staked is a TRUE story, as true as you can expect from a chimp in any case. It is the story of Breathred E. Petrifunck, virgin, vampire slayer, idiot. In that order. This remarkable book chronicles the first adventure of this intrepid hero as he endeavors to save the world and unravel the mysteries of true love in the process. Hey, I had to throw in the romance in there. My editor wanted me to spice things up, which is damn hard with a virgin. Good thing I had a vampire slut to depend on for the skanky parts. Wait a minute! I'm giving away the friggin' milk when I'm trying to get you people to buy the cow.

That's all you're getting out of me for now. If W.J. doesn't bar me from the computer, I'll try to post a snippet or two from the book.

Sincerely,

Stud L. Monkey

THREE DAYS

UNTIL THE INSANITY

IS UNLEASHED

AUGUST 4TH

IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET

MIS-STAKED

From

Mardi Gras Publishing

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Witches Guide to Being Wicked!

1. Have you ever found yourself looking in the mirror and compared yourself to a TV personality who cooks an entire seven course meal in 30 minutes or less?
2. Does the produce manager at your local supermarket hide the vegetables the minute you walk through the door?
3. Do mythical creatures offer you advice on your love life, whether you want them to or not?
4. Do you ever have the urge to cause Apocalyptic damage while shopping at your local Department Store?
5. Have you ever stalked a potential boyfriend then caused boils, uncontrollable acne, feminine itch or irritable bowel syndrome to afflict whatever woman happens to have the misfortune to talk to him?
6. Do you look at the jars of Eye of Newt that sit on your selves and say to yourself, I got to eat me some of that, then wonder why you spend half your day on the toilet?
7. Have you ever used Tequila and turnip greens in a spell because you were too lazy to look up the real ingredients?
8. Do you consider using the microwave as a lethal weapon when dealing with fairy infestations a reasonable course of action?
9. Are you afraid to watch regular cable programming because your family uses the transmission signals to communicate because it's cheaper than long distance phone service?
10. Has true love ever left you with a funny feeling between your legs and butterflies in your stomach?    

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A Public Service Announcement from JMorgan

It has come to my attention that oneKris Kringle is on vacation for the next few days and as such no one is watching the naughty and nice list.   With Santa Claus off in the Bahamas cavorting with his elves and from the surveillance photos my spies are feeding me a certain underage starlet, whose name I won't mention here, it's time for you to get Wicked!

I'm not talking about cheating on your taxes, or lusting after a TV personality while the spouse is rooting in the fridge for that last slice of cake you've already eaten, even though those are perfectly wicked things to do, if you get the chance.  I'm talking really getting your Wicked on!

That's Right!  Thanks to Dark Eden Press you too can now read the book that has made Santa's naughtiest summer reading list, the romance novel that has the FDA up in arms for unusual cruelty to green vegetables, and has the Southern League of Witches shaking in their boots.  Even the Pro Golfing League is afraid to look out across the green.

Get ready to find out what all the fuss is about as

How Wicked Can She Go?

Hits the eShelves

July 27^th

From Dark Eden Press

http://darkedenpress.com/

And join me Friday

July 27^th

As I give and exclusive chat about the book

At the DEP Chat Room

http://darkedenpress.com/dep_chat.html

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5 Roses for Ghost of a Chance

Man did I wake up to a great morning!  I just got in my first review for Ghost of a Chance.

Red Roses for Authors gave it 5 beautiful Roses

Anne had this to say...

Oh wow! I absolutely adored this book. It is crazy, strange, loveable and so very, very funny. I do hope it isn't going to be the only one using these characters. Please, please, MS Morgan, tell me you are going to write some more! Award five red roses, Anne

Thanks Anne for making my Mother's Day.  I hope yours is just as great!!!

For a look at the complete review click on the link below.

http://redrosesforauthors.blogspot.com/2007/05/ghost-of-chancej-morgantriskelion.html

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The Chat is on for this Saturday

The work week getting you down

Not sure what the weekend holds?

Well now you do now!

Join

J. Morgan

Alysha Ellis

Jenna Leigh

Shea McMaster

Jennifer Loy

Kiera Black

So get ready to kick those Weekday Blues!

Join us Saturday May 12^th

^{Starting at 12pm est}

At

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CK2SKwipsandKritiquesBookClub

for a whole day of love and adventure

As we bring you

to the edge of your seat

to the brink of tears

tickle your funny bone

and just maybe

make you fall in love all over again…

For the first time.

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A Poem to Mark Hump Day

I'm somewhat of a poet and felt like sharing on of my favorites with everyone.  I wrote this one after a long night of listening to Janis Joplin.  I guess you could say it was inspired by too much blues, but then everything I write tends to be that way.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. 

marking her days.

Its kiss ingrained

in the once soft flesh

of her youth.

Lovers had crossed her bed,

too many to count.

The soft rush of their feet

once filled her doorway,

now nothing more than

a white path worn thin

in the dingy carpet.

She wonders among

the twinkling of neon

that eclipses her window,

do they remember

with fondness

the time of her prime.

She clutches to the

scrapbook of her mind,

the vibrant swirl of the

immortality that failed

to come.

The song turns sad and slow.

She understands the words

yet it is the music

that chills her soul.

As the tune calls blue,

the ingénue closes her eyes

to the night...

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Chatting it up Tomorrow

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A new name! A new book!

Whereas this isn't a romance, it is all me.  Don't think I've totally left out the romance, cuz where's the fun in that.   

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