ptsd...Is that what I am having?

So I go on the date from hell...I had an extra movie pass....so bad I call the police and say please stay I think he is going to rob my parents home. They don't. Half-hour later he comes back with a buddy and steals $5000 worth of our television sets. He was NOT a friend. But I knew him. I always have one eye behind my back and I don't hang with riff-raff. I keep having these nightmares since then yikes! People I know and trust stealing photos and memorabelia.

It is so sad that people are so low to steal from peoples homes they come into...you know...?

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Oprah’s Ass and Vagina...friend’s to the end...

Another classic episode tonight I could die

You guy's...how the hell do I get on your team?  I remember you said you don't vote because why vote for one of two evils. (or 3 but I won't name names now)

I swear to the Universe when I vote, I am going to put you in the blank ballot. TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT. I know I have Obama up right now but, hey, he's fucking hot so let me keep him up for a while...

I think I need to find out what alien Tom Cruise is voting for. I mean isn't there a Scientology party as well? I would be curious what creature he would vote for. He has great teeth I'll give him that and he did a great job at totally brainwashing that Katie girl to be in his cult. I mean, I wouldn't last five seconds with the guy since I have this weird habit of having a mind of my own. On to other things besides this insiped subject, we have...let's see our Parties: Republican, Democrat, Constitution, Green, Liberatarian, American First, American, American Independent, American Nazi (that's fucked up Lincoln Rockwell burn in hell),  American Reform, Boston Tea (guzzle up chemps!) Christian Falangist Party of America, Communist Party USA (who the hell is in this?)

My favorite parties-the Natural Law Party, the New Union Party, the party of Socialism and Liberation, and the Peace and Freedom Party.

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testing

I have devifrf to etitr wuthout looking zi msy divh bug csh you trsd snyhing....

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Eli Mattson and why it would be hard to fall in love again

I am dead serious...this guy is perfection just like whatsizname from American Beauty...

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Jerry Seinfeld and the Butterfly Effect

I have this pile of books to get rid of and one is Jerry's "Seinlanguage" Ha, I could have written all that stuff while sitting on the toilet. Not to say it isn't good, but I am saying I can crap his homour out of my ass, pun intended. So I started daydreaming about that day when I was doing a show on the Paramount lot (at least I think it was the one) and I was just a lowely day character and he came walking by and stopped to say hello. At that point I just breezed by and ignored him but today I fantisized about faking a fall so he would have to catch me, then falling in love until he found out I am not from a billionare family (he always chooses those chicks)...although they look like me. In the end, I missed my fake fall and my billionare relative isn't close to me....sorry Jerry...but you won in the end! You have your yuppy gal, 3 kids, and lots of cereal.

But...the grocery store is down the street...I'll get my cereal...

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why am I writing about you rich folks?

I am busy trying to make my own millions heh heh. Ok last blog was a bit of a ramble and could have been juicier but I edited a lot out.

Robin, I liked your response, but here is the secret  I will pass on to you to get along and know all your rich snooty neighbors. Crash every party they throw. They always invite you in when you arrive at the door. "Hi I am your NEIGHBOR (must mean I am rich and powerful) just want to say hiiii...then of course they go "well come on in! Join the party! What do you do? (insert some lie for fun here) Come over anytime!" I shit you not that is what they always say. I wonder what it would be like if I actually did...as if they came home to find me lounging at their pool ala Madonna in Desperately Seeking Susan...or if they found out I am not a brain surgeon after all...after I performed work on them...

In defense of the cool rich people, I should mention Topanga where I lived for a year and a half. Now those are some cool rich hippie people. I loved living out there. They were rich but acted like they weren't. Like SF, I had a boyfriend paying $1500 for a studio the size of a closet. Rich? No, expensive closet? Yes. It's nice to be humbled by money.

PS to my Barbarian Brother in Topanga, sorry you lost your house dude. Ex-wive's are the worst.

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millionares can be dull and creepy

My family home is in a very wealthy neighborhood. Multi-millionares. My neighbor since before birth won 3 gold medals in the Olympics. Has a lame pool. The one next to them I have a job interview for their extremely beautiful restaraunt but I won't tell them I live one house down. Don't want then to think because of that I have an in right? The other neighbor is a very famous plastic surgeon whom I have known since I was 17, ...my other lifelong neighbor...her daughter commited suicied and when her husband recently died a few months ago...the funeral consisted of his resume. No feelings whatsover. The other ones also bragged about how rich they were. The last one next to me banged on the the back door (walked into the yard) with a mini caszet for his dog and said he was having a funeral. Creepy. I know all these people...yes...they have homes 5 million plus...and I have nothing but negative experiences with them. The last party I was invited to people bragged about how their houses are worth more than theirs. AGH!!!!!!! In fact, the last "rich" person I went on one date with ROBBED me.

A persons wealth, my point is....is for sure not monetary. I could go on and on about these people...but I just had to vent. I walked down the street and looked at all their houses and couldn't help but feel, leave my family neighborhood. Rich people have always been so dull.

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I am disgusted and the gloves are off and I am naming names

damm Hollywood how much more can I have to take before I burst? Let's start with Miss (the clueless train) New York. Everyone is fascinated with a train wreck who thinks she is a diva. I admit I live for this shit especailly when I hear the real behind the scenes. I for one have been a child actress since 6 years old and have seen it all and I love seeing a reality show star psycho think she can do it. Can she pretend? Hee she didn't even know what the term "break a leg" meant. Her and Jessica should hang out and maybe...just maybe....if they meld brains a single thought may come out by the end of the day.

Oh and DJ if you are still on VH1 outtakes with "Daisy" who always says she "Wuvs" Brett and the last time they saw each other they "didn't really talk you know what I am saying" DJ is just as much as a whore as she is and that night (I was there) they did enough coke to kill Scarface....unprotected sex around. Of course my ex who toured with him assured me he would do it and he was right.

I'm gonna buy some I Love New York Underpants and shit in them and send them over to her real house (that nice house is not hers just for show)

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pop culture, Rock of Love, New York, Daisy, and I am naming names

too tired tonight...but I know the people who work for all those "reality shows" and I am disgusted and yet fascinated...and involved...stay tuned tomorrow...

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I don’t do goodbyes

Ok it may not sound how you think. I don't say goodbye because nothing or no one is ever over for me. Even on your death bed I'll sit there until the end but never say goodbye. If I leave my lifetime home I won't look back because I can't. My memory holds strong and I can't say goodbye. I can't let anyone or anything end.

So don't take it personally when I don't say goodbye. But, please don't leave.

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