IMPORTANT: This is no longer the official John Heffron Myspace site!

This is no longer the official John Heffron Myspace!

Go here and add John as a friend instead!

PLEASE NOTE: Messages sent via myspace.com/johnheffron will no longer be monitored, so friend requests, e-mails, etc. will not be seen. Please go here to send friend requests and messages, to leave comments, or to view all the latest news, sound clips, etc.

Also ... John was locked out of this account for several months, so any friend requests you may have sent between mid-September and late November were never received. You weren't being ignored!

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The Internet
Current mood: hungry

The internet secretly belongs to John Heffron.

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Comedy Central Presents airing

It's going to air 3 times, so here are the dates and times, for those of you who have not caught it yet.

5/10/02005 900 PM All Times ET/PT
Comedy Central Presents
Comedy Central Presents John Heffron [cc]
Comedy Central presents a new half-hour of stand-up comedy from John Heffron.


5/15/02005 800 PM All Times ET/PT
Comedy Central Presents
Comedy Central Presents John Heffron [cc]

5/17/02005 630 PM All Times ET/PT
Comedy Central Presents
Comedy Central Presents John Heffron [cc]

So set your TiVos or cancel any previous plans and check it out...por favor.
thanks

-Oh, and in case you don't know...it's on comedy central.

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Mailing list

From the site:
If you get on my list, I will only use it to let you know when I am appearing near you. I won't forward you dumb crap I promise. I'm too lazy to have a news letter every month. So you'd get one or two emails a year from me. That's not that bad is it?

Mailing List

link is fixed now.

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www.JohnHeffron.com

It's up, folks.

Check out the new and improved John Heffron dot com. Feel free to browse around and pick up a couple of cd's while you're at it. You may have to bear with us as we are still updating some sections of the website. Oh, and remember to join our mailing list!

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2/27/05 Comedy Central Presents....7:00 p.m.

Today the Comedy Central Presents special is going to air on comedy central's "All-star" line-up or some crap like that. I don't know. Don't hate me for not knowing the title... . You can hate me if you want, though.
I'm not denying you your freedom of speech...otherwise that's against the law. I don't know. Something to do with the constitution.

But back to the topic at hand, the show airs on comedy central at 7:00 p.m.

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www.johnheffron.com Dates

the site isn't updated completely yet, but it does have some performance dates if you'd like to check them out (for all of you who keep asking)

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The Website
Current mood: eh.

Just thought I'd let you all know (if you haven't figured it out yet) that the website is under construction.
Anyways, Merry Christmas and Happy New Years, guys. Keep Rockin'

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More dates and crap

Nov 19	Florida Southern College	Lakeland, FL
Nov 20	Trump Plaza Casino	Atlantic City, NJ
Nov 21	Paradise Stream Resort with Corey Holcomb	Mt. Pocono, PA
Nov 26-28	Boston Comedy Connection	Boston, MA
	DECEMBER 2004
Dec 2-5	Denver Comedy Works	Denver, CO
Dec 7	Mystic Lake Casino	MN
Dec 10-11	Monte Carlo Casino	Las Vegas, NV
Dec 16-18	Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase	Ann Arbor, MI
Dec 29-Jan 2	Houston Improv	Houston, TX

So yeah, check some shows out.  I am bored right now.  If you want to see some more dates, check out http://www.johnheffron.com/2004/events.php

What's crackin people?  How are you guys doing?  There hasn't been a blog posted for you guys guys since (well, you know.)What can I say though?  Congrats to Alonzo.   I hired a sniper to stake out at his new house for John...

David Daskel (sp?) dropped a line. That's cool.  If you guys don't know who he is, he's the dude from Average Joe 2.  (i'm sure the wife watched it, not heff...)  Says what's up to the dude.

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=757039&Mytoken=20041115183528

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I'm sorry for being a lazy ass.

Hey guys,
Sorry for being a lazy ass myspacer.
Just thought I'd let you guys know what's up.
Nothing.
Kerry is losing. Shame.
I gotta go. I'm watching my DVD of Family Guy.


Check John out
Nov 4 Bricktown Events Center (website) Oklahoma City, OK
Nov 5 Cotillion Ballroom (website) Wichita, KA
Nov 6 Paramount Theater (website) Austin, TX
Nov 11-14 Caroline's Comedy Club (website) New York City, NY

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