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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT

My new account, in case you have not noticed on the main page, is located here http://www.myspace.com/johnramseycomedy.

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Monday, October 23, 2006

Consumer Reports

 

In their newest consumer report, Consumer Reports reports Consumer Reports is the best consumer report.

 

 

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

September 21

On this day in 1897

The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause" editorial in response to a letter from 8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon.  Although the editorial is now over 100 years old, many newspapers print it year after year in order to faithfully remind us about the integrity and honesty of journalists.  

 


 

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

September 19

On this day in 1982

 

Scott Fahlman became the first person to use an emoticon in an online message. WTF, Scott? :-(


 

 

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Friday, September 15, 2006

ESPN Article

 

This article concludes with a huge understatement.

 

 

UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- A baseball coach accused of offering an 8-year-old money to bean an autistic teammate so he couldn't play was convicted Thursday of two lesser charges against him, and evaded more serious charges.

A jury convicted 29-year-old Mark R. Downs Jr. of corruption of minors and criminal solicitation to commit simple assault, Fayette County authorities said.

Downs was acquitted of criminal solicitation to commit aggravated assault, and jurors said they were deadlocked on a charge of reckless endangerment. The judge declared a mistrial on the endangerment charge.

Authorities said Downs offered to pay one of his T-ball players $25 to hit a 9-year-old autistic teammate with a ball while warming up before a June 2005 playoff game.

The verdict means the jury believed that Downs asked his player to hurt his teammate, but that the jury did not feel that the autistic boy -- who suffered bruises and an infected ear -- suffered "serious bodily injury," District Attorney Nancy Vernon said. Aggravated assault and reckless endangerment both require authorities to prove that serious bodily injury occurred or was intended to occur.

"Certainly, the bruising on the ear fortunately did not amount to serious bodily injury," Vernon said. "That's what [the verdict] boiled down to. It vindicates the fact the little boys, the jury believed they were telling the truth."

Downs took the stand and denied offering to pay Keith Reese Jr. to hurt Harry Bowers, his mildly autistic and mildly retarded teammate.

Earlier in the trial, Reese testified about Downs' offer, saying he purposely threw a ball that hit Bowers in the groin, then threw another ball that hit him in the ear on Downs' instructions. Bowers also testified about being hit by the balls Reese threw during pregame warmups.

Reese's father, Keith Sr., testified that Downs acknowledged after the game that he did something "ignorant" and confessed to the deed. When Downs called the elder Reese a liar during his testimony Wednesday, Reese shouted back "You're a liar," prompting the judge to restore order.

Jury forewoman Michele Lynn, a 28-year-old medical office manager, said the jury believed that Downs told his player to harm his teammate, but they didn't believe his injuries were serious enough to warrant the aggravated assault and reckless endangerment charges.

"I myself didn't believe he caused any serious bodily harm," Lynn said.

The jury didn't believe Downs, in part, because doing so would have required them to believe that all of the prosecution witnesses, including the two boys, were lying.

"His whole demeanor was flat, he was inexpressive," Lynn said of Downs. "That led me to believe he was not telling the truth. He would corrupt any young children's morals."

Downs, the boys, and their families left the courtroom without commenting, but Downs' attorney, Thomas Shaffer, promised to appeal.

Shaffer said he believes Judge Ralph Warman erred by not letting him call a witness who would have testified that Reese's stepmother called the whole incident "a misunderstanding."

"In reality, the truth did not come out," Shaffer said.

The maximum sentence for the Downs' crimes is five years in prison, but under Pennsylvania sentencing guidelines he likely faces only probation when he's sentenced Oct. 12 because he is not known to have a criminal record. Vernon said she will not argue for a particular sentence, leaving the matter entirely to the judge's discretion.

"This is a serious breach of sportsmanlike conduct," Vernon said.

 

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

September 13

 

On this day in 1609

Henry Hudson discovers the Hudson River.  Prior to Hudson's discovery of the river, the Mohicans called it the Muh-he-kun-ne-tuk which means: "The place where canoes begin moving for some reason."

 

 

 

 

 

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

September 11

 

On this day in 1994

Beloved actress Jessica Tandy died.  We will never forget.

 

 

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Friday, September 08, 2006

September 8

 

On this day in 1504

 

Michelangelo's David is unveiled in front of an audience in Florence.  Of special note is the fact that September 8, 1504 was an exceptionally cold day in Italy.

 

 

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Thursday, September 07, 2006

September 7

 

On this day in 1998

Mark McGwire, then of the St. Louis Cardinals broke the Major League Baseball Record for most homeruns in a singe season.  Only 9 years earlier, John Todd Ramsey, then of the Friendswood Cardinals, made a regrettable decision to place his Mark McGwire Trophy Topps Rookie Card into a cardboard shoebox, and bury it 8 inches underground; it was all part of an awesome time capsule that was going to be totally rad in 20 years when it was exhumed.  Regaining the mint-condition card proved to be impossible because the owner of the land covering the time capsule built a house on the land, and, also, because it rained at least once after the card was buried.

 

 

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

MORE billboards

 

I am really into billboards lately.  But that's okay because so is God.  The fact that God is actually taking out billboard advertisements makes me think that they best way to get in touch with God is to buy a billboard at a prime location (where sinners drive by) and lease it out, but keep it open until God calls.  Once He did call, I wouldn't let him off the line until I got my chance to ask some pretty pointed questions.

Mostly about payment options and font size.

 

 

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