Agnes Scott School for "LADIES"
Current mood: quixotic

Shout out to the LADIES -- and you know who you are! Thanks for always 'thinking individually in groups.' And I CANNOT wait to check back on your website in 2078 and see who's President of the WORLD.

Check out photos on Facebook. Ya'll is my very favorite biatches -- who needs boys at a comedy show anyway, right!! Oh, wait...that's actually a good thing. (Creepy stalkers...)

Soon -- very soon -- Joyous

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UNC Charlotte, Ya'll
Current mood: awake

Um -- that show rocked!

Who cares if you don't have a football team -- you're all too drunk half the time to remember you don't have one anyway. Check out Facebook for the photos from the show: search Joy Gohring.

Remember to love youself 3 or 4 times a day...and worship the tummy.

Joy

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Slippery Rock PONG biatches!!

Okay, okay...just go to FACEBOOK and you'll be happy to know that I learned what BEER PONG was instead of going to GINGER...the Ginger...I like ginger snaps?...xo

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Eastern Washington University - CHEeeeNey!
Current mood: hopeful

Cheney is cool -- not the guy who 'runs the country' -- hell no...the city in Washington that houses the lovely students from EWU (and Jamie's parents)!

Juts got back from -- Puh's aka Phil's pad -- with Ashley and the gang there aka 'The crazy drunk people from the front row'. Lovely humans, turns out, not scary at all.

But what can I say -- I had a best friend when I was a little girl named 'Kimberly' -- I wanted to BE her -- all the way up until she bleached her hair, got a nose job and became a coke addict all at the tender age of 18. But the NEW Kimberly I want to be is the one who looked out for me ALL night and made sure I found my way back to the HUGE city of Spokane without getting roofied by an unsuspecting sandwich maker at the PITA PIT.

A successful journey to another one of America's tiny, yet progressive, cities. A 'Holla!' to the EWU crew who brought me there and were responsible for the amazing SOLD OUT show!! (It will always be our little secret). And to Mark for immortalizing me as a cartoon. And to the United Nations -- you know who you are -- we'll always have "The Pit."

BIG LOVE -- early plane -- peace, joy and adventure -- Joyous

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Montana State U Northern aka Middle of Nowhere
Current mood: bouncy

A guy named Mike + a case of Bud Frogs + Dairy Queen Ice Cream = Havre, Montana

Havre is in the Middle of Nowhere -- go if you want peace and quiet and no scenery -- hey, I didn't make that up -- that's what they said to get me to do stand-up there. The speed limit is 25mph. Living in LA, I thought I was going to kill myself. Don't worry, I went 26 - 'F' the police. 'Heart' the citizens of HavER!

Joy

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Bryant University -- Rhode Island!!
Current mood: drunk

Okay -- even though there are no Black people at your school -- you guys still know how to 'kick it one time, yo!' (Wow, that was so White of me...)

So here's to Elicia & Matt and everyone at F3 -- what's F3??? For all of you who don't know -- let's just say I've been there -- where's there? Well, you'll just have to make something up in your imagination..because it's like heaven.

Joy (and Jono -- even though he has no idea I wrote this blog)

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I heart Scientology
Current mood: rejuvenated

I have been home sick (i'm actually in my house coughing) -- the good news is -- I've been catching up on the ins and outs of SCIENTOLOGY....wanna relive my life for the past three days...

http://www.scientomogy.com/

Particularly check out: The South Park Video & the Andy Dick Wedding Planner

Get well soon, Tom Cruise!

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She's like the Wind Through the Trees
Current mood: weird

Today, I was in my car listening to the radio and I heard Partick Swayze sing 'She's Like the Wind' and then I realized...in life people, anything is possible, dream big...cause you never know right? I mean, seriously, he sounds like a total faggot...and THEN...

...I RAN INTO Patrick Swayze at Whole Foods and he was REALLY nice...so then I felt bad for calling him a faggot (I didn't tell him that I said that about him) while I was in the car with my friend Tammy at Burger King.

And then I realized --- I was at Burger King earlier today because I can't afford to eat anywhere else.

You win Mr. Swayze. You win.

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Who You Are
Current mood: musing

I was hoping...

Do you think that you might want to come home with me?

Sex? Hmmm...maybe. Do you do dishes? Do you do taxes? Do you want to be my house wife/domestic husband? I could be your, um, your person that cracks you up.

She said, "I don't believe in love...unless, of course, you do." And then, only then will you understand why I never cook, never clean, never do what the other girls do. Incriminating evidence...dresses in the living room, dishes in the bedroom, do you realize I was born in the a winter strom. I like boys who like to be in front of audiences, I am naive, I am driven...to insanity.

Take a trip to LA, bring your fake identity so I know who you are...stay, elvolve, divugle, invest, live.

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Lipgloss
Current mood: thirsty

I'm still thirsty I guess. That's how I feel when I want to know more, do more, be more. Why the urge to escape from where I am?


I run when no one is chasing
I live alone
no one is there
to watch me grow
My smile is lost
in my mirrored reflection
Lipgloss for no outward occasion
My sadness is felt by all
My sadness is yours, not yours, but ours
You run because of my loss
How odd that we choose to live without instead of within
But within...is without
So we run

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