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Thursday, July 19, 2007
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Bomp!: Saving the World One Record at a Time (Hardcover)
Current mood:  happy
Category: Music
Order your copy today. Trust me the first edition of this book is gonna be worth fucking heaps...
www.amazon.co.uk/Bomp-Saving-World-Record-Time
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Smokin' Aces (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 17 April, 2007
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
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Lost dog - Black spoodle berwick victoria area - reward
My brother's Black Spoodle answering to the name Brodie, is lost in the Berwick area near Eden Close yesterday 13th June 2007. There is a reward. He is microchipped but if you find him please contact me here
thankyou
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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
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Phrase of the month - June "You may kiss my cheek now"
Current mood:  blank
This month's phrase of the month is a week late, due to extreme laziness, work, and spending too much time setting up networking in the even-time. So, for those who have been waiting with baited breath, for fear of speaking and not knowing the phrase of the month, here you are.
"You may kiss my cheek now."
Use it during an argument or heavy discussion. When you're bored. Over it. They're still banging on and you want it to end. Rather than let them win due to apathy and boredom, follow this sage advice.
Listen politely.
Wait til they run out of steam.
Then quietly and sexily lean forward, presenting your best (facial) cheek. In a soft and sultry voice say, "You may kiss my cheek now".
It will stop them in their tracks, and laughter will ensue.
My dear friend Miss Fee Fee did it to me a couple of weeks ago when I was telling her that she was annoying me, while on a bender, and my argument made no sense nor was it of any real value. When confronted with this brilliant one-liner, we both started laughing, and I did, indeed kiss her fine cheek.
Spread your legs.
Spread the word.
Brought to you by Spank Girls.
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Climbing Mount Improbable
By
Dawkins Richard
Release date: 1997
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
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Word of the month - bless
Current mood:  amused
The word "Bless" has many cultural religious connotations throughout human history. The word is loaded like the gun that blows infadels and religious zeaLOUTS (sick) fucking heads off. Spank girls have decided to reclaim the word Bless and reinterpret, redefine and make it playful. What! - I hear you gasp in shock...the word of the month has no sexual connotations no tawdry Benny Hill nudge nudge wink wink dirty-foul-mouthed-raise-your-eyebrow-with-a-smirk-innuendo. Yes. Spank girls can be nice...if you spank us hard and fast.
Bless is to be used at the end of a sentence when speaking about someone's behaviour or actions. For example, "he drank for twelve hours and still tried to fuck me....ah Bless." Or you can bring it out to soften knock out attack blows to people - as in "You really think you have a fucking chance. Look at me - look at you...Bless." or "Check Courtney at twelve o'clock he's trying to dance...bless".
Give it a go try it on...
spread your legs. spread the word.
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Magic Potion
By
The Black Keys
Release date: 12 September, 2006
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
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Sloan in Australia
Current mood:  horny
Check out Sloan in Australia. One of the best bands at last coming to our shores again.....woo hoo - I so excited. For melbourne shows go to www.cornerhotel.com and order your tickets today. They fucking rock my friends and I just bought tix for us to go and see them. Sloan are the best. Ay.
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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Phrase of the month - April
Current mood:  flirty
Category: Blogging
The very eloquent and hot Ali crafted this lil treat for you all as our agreed upon phrase of the month...read it and peep...
The phrase of the month for April is ...
Cold Cock(n) An unsolicited text, email or photo describing or showing genitalia (often in a state of arousal) to another person.
(v) To send said text, email or photo to an unsuspecting person.
The key to this is that it hasn't been requested. You could be sitting on a tram, in an exam, or on a bus, in a rush. You could be with your Mum, having fun. Or with a lover, or your brother. You may be happy to receive the Cold Cock, but chances are you'll be shocked that it's cum at such an odd time, unrequested.
Admit it, you've all either sent or received a Cold Cock at some stage in your life. Maybe you've flashed your lover at an inappropriate moment? You know you have, admit it.
In the early stages of any relationship, it can be a lot of fun, or outright offensive. And that feeling can change by the time of day the Cold Cock is received, or from whom it has been received.
You could view it as a marketing strategy if you're well endowed, or artful at photography. If you send it to enough people, you might get one nibble, or lick. It's like a cold call late at night in a bar. Asking everyone in the room if they'll shag you. Someone's bound to say yes eventually.
UsageI got a Cold Cock this morning. I was on my way to work, and it just appeared on my mobile phone. I was so embarrassed as a work colleague was sitting next to me and saw it. I had no idea it was about to cum (sic).
I sent her a Cold Cock at 5am. I know she'll love it cos she's a right dirty one and she's begging for it.
Oh my goodness! Another Cold Cock in my (in)box.
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Currently
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Grinderman
By
Grinderman (featuring Nick Cave)
Release date: 10 April, 2007
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Sunday, March 18, 2007
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the factory girl - edie sedgwick film
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
my beautiful girl is back in town and tanned and suprised me. Watched the Edie Sedgwick movie with Sienna Miller last night and really it's very fucking good. I fucking loved it. If you get a chance to see it do.
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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thank you lighter man - beautiful moment #1
Current mood: wet
5.27pm yesterday sitting at the lights off Johnson Street Carlton and attempting multiple times to light a cigarette. Nothing doing. The little fucker is dead. I tap it on the side, jig it up and down, try again...nothing.
I happen to look across at the car next to me at the lights and the guy inside motions to pull down my window. Which I do. He stretches over to hand me his lighter. I can't reach. So he throws it into my car. I smile and light my cigarette and get ready to throw it back. I throw and it hits the side window panel of the car and plops down onto the road. The lights are green and cars have moved off. And the guy motions "don't worry".
What a fucking sweet man! (And he was kinda hot) So whoever you are. Thank you. And I apologise profusely for my girly right throwing arm!
Keep smoking my friend.
Beautiful Moment #1
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Currently
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Climbing Mount Improbable
By
Richard Dawkins
Release date: 06 April, 2006
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Sunday, March 04, 2007
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3rrr tonight - wake in frght @ 12am - Melbourne
Current mood:  indescribable
Category: Music
The fabulous Sir Kevinwulf will be gracing the RRR studios this evening with abrasive, delicious and electrifying assortment of records. If you want to learn and discover new sounds, old sounds, then he is the fucking shit.
so for all those in melbourne town, turn the dial up in style to triple R 102.7fm at 12am tonight.
He is the man.
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Saturday, January 20, 2007
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Dirty Brownie - Phrase of the month - written by the lovely Ali
I'm always so slack at this nowadays, but Scott Free and I still spend plenty of time coming up with them, so I should take the time to write them up.
This month's phrase of the month is "Dirty Brownie".
You what I hear you say?
Well, there's been an international rock symbol for a long time. You know it. You're at a gig. You want to scream out at a top moment in a song. You raise your right arm. You stick out your outer fingers, and tuck away your two middle fingers and wrap your thumb around those folded over useless fingers.
Well, now we have a use for them. The Dirty Brownie.
Here's a pic to show you how it works.
This is the girl's rock n roll hand sign.
What does it mean? Well, it looks a tiny bit like the hand sign we girls did at Brownies, but it's the adult version. There's rumour that one finger is a nice start, two are better, but three put a smile on your face.
Try this at gigs. Scott Free and I have been doing it for over a year. Very few people notice it, but it always makes us smile when we do it.
Spread your legs. Spread the word.
Brought to you by Spank Girls
Special credit goes to the lovely Melissa who coined the phrase at an afternoon pub session. She's taken the Dirty Brownie to England and will be spreading it there.
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