Y 2005 rocked my socks
Current mood: rejuvenated

2005 was the year of um.... the year of the rooster.
Funfact.

I regret nothing that happened in 2005. I feel stupid over somethings but wouldnt change em 4 the world.
During the course of the year I:

Procured 4 bfs.

Got my faith in men restored by bf no. 4. (Who im still with)

Found a belief in kharma with bf no. 3. (He deserves everything thats coming 2 him)

Had my heart broken by bf no. 2.

Managed 2 stay irritated with bf no. 1 4 nearly a year.

Went reading with hoebag and slut bum. That weekend cannot b described.

Turned 18.

Realised turning 18 would not affect my alcohol consumption as i was previously told.

Figured out my life course 4 the next year.

Infuriated a lot of teachers.

Made new friends and with them found my love of nicknames.

Lost my passport the day b4 going skiing.

Spent a helluva lot of time at popstarz.

Aquired a lot of ikea.

Got way 2 little sleep.

Discovered myspaz.

Stayed friends with and made the best friends ever.

Discovered new paranoias.

Failed 2 overcome my procrastination.

Encouraged my cats obesity.

Cut my own hair 4 the first time.

Got my sexy apple lappy.

Screwed up as levels but got another chance.

Danced till my feet hurt.

Went 2 2 many gigs 2 count.

Took advantage of the phrase: What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

Became the proud owner of 3 pairs. Count it 3 pairs of converse.

Also shopped a bit 2 much.

Still didnt learn 2 drive. Aint even got my licence.

Lost a phone in fire. (reading)

Hotboxed a campsite. (reading)

Tried poppers. (reading)

Slept with gay men. (reading)

Moshed till it hurt 2 much 2 bear. (reading)

Stayed awake all night. (reading and.... q a lot more)

Became a blackmailer with the help of my new camera.

Hated and loved my family equally.

Cried just coz.

Laughed while every1 looked on puzzled.

Saw music legends play just 4 me :D. No1 else counts.

Saw muisc legends play 4 me 4 free.

Started customising things. Doesnt always work.

Learned. Not sure what but im sure it happened.

Went 'ooooooooh' and 'aaaaaaaah' over fireworks.

Avoided the new harry potter.

Made fun of emos.

Managed 2 keep a plant alive 4 a whole year!!!!!!!! Not that it grew.

Lost 3 fish but still have 2.

Discovered pro plus. (reading)

Got texters thumb. Theyre now super flexy.

Became organised then became disorganised.

Went 2 finches.

Got free drinks off men just coz they think im hot. Idiots.

Washed my hair AT LEAST 365 times. Even at reading.

Made lists. Like this 1.

Tidyed my room.

Messed up my room.

Almost got caught in the act an annoying amount.

Kissed boys.

And girls.

But more boys.

Ran from pikeys.

Listened 2 zellie snore all night.

Annoyed makeup counter ladies with becky.

Got a sore neck with mayowa.

Laughed at nick dancing.

Gave ant hickeys.

Downed with helen.

Got an irish accent off maire.

Bunked with david.

Shouted till my throat hurt.

Realised how emo this blog sounds.

Hugged strangers. (unfortunatly not just reading)

Nurtured my lack of artistic talent.

Drank till i threw up.

Smoked. But never bought.

Enhanced my shoe collection/ obsession.

Realised my spelling and grammer will never get any better.

Along with my time tables.

Christened my new bed.

Burnt myself.

Cut myself. By accident. Im 2 squeamish 2 do it 2 myself.

Faced at least 1 fear.

Stood up 4 myself.

Stood up 4 others.

Said exactly what i thought.

Got into trouble 4 saying exactly what i thought.

Got proved wrong and still didnt change my mind.

Came 2 terms with how stubborn i am.

Broke countless promises 2 myself.

Hurt people and felt terrible 4 it.

Slept with rocoon every nite except reading.

Broke a mirror.

Broke a laptop.

Broke a phone.

Broke things when throwing them at my brother.

Realised i have way 2 much spare time.

Played with rendering pens.

Watched my brother go 2 uni.

Watched my brother come home every weekend.

Stayed up 2 late making lists.

Ran out of ideas.

Decide 4 yourself if that makes it a good or bad year.

I vote interesting.

Xxx

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Highlights are out
Current mood: contemplative

Well ive decided 2 share with the world the juicy bits of advice Maires been giving me.
Well the myspace world...

This is Maires advice on picking NICE boys:
?
i suggest you go for the ones with dodgy hair
?.......
chances are thier mother mollycoddles them and so they have to get their hair cut the way she wants it... n then that makes them nicer to women
?.......
not sure how that logic works out

So if u know ne1 with bad hair and a complex with their mothers let me know.

Thankies.

Xxx

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This is the fucking hottest thing ever
Current mood: horny

U know u guys love it.
Kinda reminds me of popstarz... without all the obvious hotness in the form of my friends.

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Incompetance
Current mood: worried

My brothers first day of uni. My mum gets a text saying hes lost his wallet.
It has EVEYTHING in it. He aint even got food....

5 hours later and some frantic texting later he finds it in the pocket of his jeans.

:s

The way i figure there can only be so much stupidity in a family. I think im safe.

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Popstarz whores
Current mood: jubilant

Popstarz with my every so perfect darling Zellie. Love her.

Train on the way there. So happy. So perky.




Zellie, Christine, Liam and Chris




Charlotte looking wonderous. Love that girl.



Hannah looking coy.




Aww look Jamie posing.



Tom posing.



Zellie, Ciara and Alex.



Zellie dancing her little heart out.




Zellie and Alex.



Zellie and Alex up close and personal.




Zellie and Liam. That girl gets around.



Zellie and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D




God we are sexy as hell and cam whores.



Tom, Liam and Me looking onli slightly evil.



Sexhay Alex.



Almost as sexy Zellie.



Posers



Zellie getting harassed



Ciara and Ella looking sexy as hell in red.


Liam and Chris



Christina and Alex, cutest couple.



Tom puckering up.



7 hours later and he strikes the same pose.



Me and Jamie.



Rikky looking sexy and sticklike.


Mark about to be slapped. Poor dear.



Liam and bill.





Bus ride home. 4 in the morning and still hyper. :D

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Laughing so hard the neighbours complain
Current mood: quixotic

Let me set the scene....
Becks, Hells, me vodka and a camera in a tent in the Hells front garden.
It started off innocent,


Loving even


But then the licking started, at first it was acceptable


That didnt last long


It became contagious
*PICTURE REMOVED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES*

Then the hunger set in, see that look in her eye


And it starts, we wernt alarmed at first


It was still fairly normal


But then the attacks started


So we decided 2 get up


And go 4 a fag


But no1 can stop the blood lust, we were unprepared


We didnt stand a chance


Eventually there was a face off


We all stood eye to eye


But there can be onli 1 victor

The lone survivor, I am left to tell the story of a girlie night in gone wrong. Out thoughts are with their families at this hard time.

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