tour of doodie

this is nikki house hangout after Evan Gruzis left
he will be doing a show there this october
provided these hot jamicans didnt intimidate him too much


nikki house still
maybe her friend is not jamaican but just from the bronx


5 flights down to get to


patrick lookin so cute i could die
how is it that i get to date a hot man like this? sometimes i wonder


when is this?
timeless?


no its thursday night


i left my phone at sweet paradise and got some pervy texts to patricks phone
whoever was doing it wouldnt own up to it when i rolled over there with a bunch of tough boys
ha!


tough boys and nico that is


playing video games
why are these photos in B and W?


as patrick knows i fucking hate B and W!
BTW.


where are we now?


oh shit we are upsate for the 4th with fran and takeshi having a great country time!




country porno pinball


country rug takeshi just brought home from beijing


country eatin outside


country homemade guacamole


country pickle nips


country diner


country bird diner


fran and takeshi with pears


country weeds


country coffee


lazy country nights


watching country scanners


country psychic warfare


woop! now we're talkin!!!


bombs away!


patrick is my brave sweet man!


who doesnt know how to take pictures with my camera
can you tell its me by the karen black undies??


hey dog


look a tauba floor


look a country poodle!


a look a country deer!




i love patricks soft eye socket colors


i love when patrick reads books
even when they are just joke books


cute portrait
there are even more country times but my camera refuses to divulge them
more soon maybe?

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irie

i fell pretty cole slow today


i want to cuddle up in the Os Gemeos love bug with my love dove
but he is biking around and all sweaty and
oooh now i am getting distracted


taylor brought tanya her favourite ketchup chips


tauba at night


patrick at night


we tried taking some portraits of him for this magazine but all we came up with was this:




remember in Meet Joe Black where brad pitt goes to the old black lady "every ting gwon be irie"?
this is where patrick shut it off so i dont know what happened next
was everything irie?


this is our band photo


get off the roof you drunks


you few you happy few

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wallbanger

finally the PEACE PENIS
i love this
i love the idea of peaceful penises
here are some photos through patrick eyes


patrick eyes see me as a little monster


see cats walk on water


see dogs as cool


patrick eyes see me as a meany


or as bat girl


he sees fake rain at night


and hidden gooses


sometimes all he sees are pins pins pins!


and wallbanging


sometimes it is hard to see him seeing me




at least we see ry and aurel the same way!
look at these little goblins


stefan saw the same aurel this way
ha ha stefan!
you are a dork

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count thy blessures

count thy brussels?
i ate too much udon soup again
how many times have i written that on this blog?


the opening was so fun i loved it everyone came and was nice and fun and i loved it yesss!@!!!!!


patrick was in charge of taking photos and this is the only photo he took
thanks pat!


took some crappity ones myself


dinner party on the deck was great




my older brother was visiting!


cuntstraction?


cunstraction curated by kathy garcia


naturally delicious


horay!


don't taunt the hungover girl with gummies


the next morning billy gave us this frisbee
he lives close to fraternity type people and they had a party sponsored by AXE and he woke up to a lawn covered in these frisbees
but thankfully no men running towards him


we took him to Boca de Fagoccini for some authentico italiannnno


lotsa pasta maccaroni minis


then pat got a paste-exposing hair cut!


in other news


went to lit last night


to see this guy!


and this guy


wait im all turned around when was this?


ok so sunday no monday we biked to williamsburg


hung out with slava
no but how great would it be if BUTT put kembra butt prints in it? i know that would be totally un-gay of them but maybe?


this no wait


this is where i used to live
above san loco
makes me sad


patrick mad that i keep stopping to take photos and he wants to shove tacos in his face


arriba!
this shit was so fucking caliente JODER i almost died


patrick is a mexican masochisto!


have i photoed this already?


this is the journo




jack pierson


dan mccarthy
cute little group show!


so the reason for the punny title is that i cant help but announce albeit really far in advance, than August 14 Patrick is doing his first big solo art show called COUNT THY BUTTONS at the Journal Galllery! i promise i wont ruin any more suprise until closer to the opening date but HORAY i couldnt be more thrilled


then a church with the applique tshirt letter font


then an awesome new Chris Johanson painting hung sideways


oh and get a load of this
i got an email from Dartmouth Campus Safety and Security department last week


alerting me that they had


found my passport

i havent been i mean i graduated in 2002 for goodnesssakes!
what does this mean?
am i supposed to interpret this is there a clue or a hidden truth in this? what the crap???


which i guess brings us to today
i dont know what today is like yet give me a sec

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one post bed

t-minus one hour
im really feeling these one-photo posts!

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or the highway

don't cross me i'm feeling pugnacious

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kathy null

why does it say that next to my photo?
computer 10- kathy null!
today there are three things to view


dog poo


the photo of the dude was the funniest bit put it was patrick who took this photo


2. the new journal!
lets take tour


clayton's photo on the cover


cuntstraction ad


tauba portfolio


this is an acrylic on paper work!


this is an aquatint etching


then there was this funny thing with andrew kuo making RZA respond to his doodles


my clayton piece!


cool


neat


rad


i love it!


then a piece on Sterling Ruby


then michael looking sensitive


the nest book!


that unbelievable dash zine!
btw: i want my zines back when you have a chance! i realize that this dash zine was like edition of 10 and i dont wanna lose mine.
now that its famous


rare paper radia


odd agathe ending
i was supervising this shoot at the deitch LIC space remember?


and 3. the OS




this show is going to rule
opens same night as the CUNT

wow i gotta get off calling my show that for real

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CUNTSTRACTION

eww did i just write that?


grrr!
here are some images of Dawn Mellor's show at TEAM






weird




the back room salon style monsters were cool










tee hee Owen


a nod to other Team gallery artists?


whoah


ok anyway cleansing our palette with CONSTRACTION install


and christopher garrett


and ara


oops ack ack


oops ack ding dong!


noooo


much better


ahhhhh


mellon and prosciutto


and lollippops i wanna stick in my mouth!


this is now


if you dont hear from me tomorrow it will mean the building collapsed


eep


peter is right up there with them


red!


feet!


meep!


bwaaaraaaa




look at the xylor we unwrapped


awesome!


so i forgot to mention i am in a show currently that openend while i was gone
this is at V and A galelry
for more infor:
Victoria Donner
V&A
98 Mott Street 206
New York, NY 10013
212.966.5754
victoria@vandanyc.com
WWW.VANDANYC.COM


and this!

Announcing a special two day exhibition
and catalog viewing from TV Books!

Featuring new books, posters and artwork by:

Aurel Schmidt, Chris Dorland, Gordon Hull, Jason Lee,
Jason Nocito, Julia Burlingham, Kim Krans, Mark Delong,
Michael Schmelling, Patrick Griffin and Tim Barber.

TWO DAYS ONLY!
Saturday June 28th, noon - 8pm
Sunday June 29th, noon - 6pm

Partners & Spade
40 Great Jones street
(between Bowery and Lafayette)
New York, NY

Hope to see you there!
- Tim Barber
timb@tvbookshop.com

http://www.tvbookshop.com/
http://www.tinyvices.com/

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art spoor

that's flemish


we had big party


the next day walked around the show


what the shit fuck was this guys name?

bent van looey (das pop)

http://www.bozar.be/activity.php?id=8199&lng=en
website for show help kathy with names




nick from that band
shit!
nick zinner


this was in the video room
----what?




whoever this guy is he curated a great video room im jealous


nice lazy install too


this is what new devendra banhart drawings look like
hmmmm


this guy... kyle? shit
i liked these
kyle field website!


this is kembra's room!


lets enter!


that is my butt that made the pinks


whee its kembra!


these were neat canal street hometown nod


wall of va va va voom


yoko ono piece


kembra led a school talk in there and gave away a plop


taking a break from rock and roll styles, we went to nerdhaven the Centre de Bandes Desinees museum place






did you know the stroumphs are from belgium?


patrick smurf


kathy smurf






they had some really dorke exhibits


walk in comics










patrick smurf again


tin tin! pronouced tan tan


this is that night
leslie at this
it looks awesome!


dinner with kembra's friend jack pierson


what a hot tea!


chocolate store




in the train station too!


the next morning we took spoor one to Antwerpen!






this is Dennis Tyfus, an antwerp and a former MOM


this is his cool show at Stella Lohaus galelry!






pretend you dont see teh weird lines on the screens




the audio was great
winking and jabbering!


poopin


whoah what is this


patrick founda rollercoaster


whoah!


bleh!




want more tossing around!


oh no WHAT is this


grafitty zero ha ha


whoah


whoah


this made me sick just watching him


trauma


we saw this in a antwerpen gallery
did dashiell know?






not bad


we got invited to a squat party rock venue anniversary but you had to wear cardboard to get in free














dries van noten is from antwerpen
that artist dude was in teh venice biennale remember?






his costume was best of course i mean i think it was kinda his party




his house was cool


snatching victory from the jaws of victory
wait






we had to go home and missed the party
boooooo


airportopotty


we're home!


white box took my dream gallery on broome


insteada found MOM how about some FOUND MOM BOOK!


what?


this is aweosme


get ready for this saturday everyone!
i am trying to

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belgian butt plug

and poop dick pat


kembra!


was in the Jerome Sans show INTS NOT ONLY ROCK AND ROLL BABY at the Palais des Beaux Arts in Bruxelles


this is bianca cassady's room


pete doherty was in it! but he didnt come to the opening boo hoo


oops now we are in the bookstore
why is the panic room book on the graffiti table?
awesome


they had great "product"


the hotel was soooo nicccceeeee


our view while smoking out window of nonsmoking room


what the hell is this


oh no worries


its just SKELLAVAGINA


loving touches


big plans


DOLL OF VAGINA








before apple photo booth there was


this arrived thanks to SHAPCO yesss!


this book rules. come by deitch and get one. in bookstores this fallmaybe?


alan vega room


oh! and this!












recognize this??


unbeknownst to me, and to the artists who made the 2004 exhibition, fischerspooner shot a music video in HYPNOGOOGIA by Jim Drain and Ara Peterson. this was a show i did two years ago in 18 wooster. how did this happen? how did i not know about it? how were jim and ara not credited or at least informed?

it was a stupendous video
but obviously quite a suprise to many people




belgians love smtroumpfs


kembra loves plops


i love patrick portraits




yoko ono