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Currently listening : Above By Mad Season Release date: 14 March, 1995

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Santa Monica war activism illustrated
Current mood: ferklempt

I got this email. . .:

FACING EAST ~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~
THIS COMING THURSDAY I have reached out to
some of my amazing friends from Iran and the Middle East,
to join me on stage in paying homage to Middle Eastern
rhythms, with the intention of sending our collective apologies
to that region of the world...in the form of music.

We would be honored if everyone that is ashamed of our
country's actions in the Middle East, would come out and
celebrate this beautiful culture and help us musically re-build this
bridge!!
**PLEASE SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE**
~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~
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I had to respond:

oooooo. . . sorry i can't come to this, but i'll definitely come to the

"We wanna apologize to the Middle Easterners for patronizing them
by pretending to ourselves that we are showing solidarity with and
understanding of their 5,000 year history simply by going to "middle
-eastern music" shows in Santa Monica in between our yoga classes
under the pretext of making a political statement about some war that
we also understand very little about, but this way we can at least fill our
otherwise empty lives with pretend activism and making others in Santa
Monica feel like we are being conscientious about politics simply by
going to "middle-eastern music" shows in Santa Monica in between our
yoga classes under the pretext of making a political statement about some
war that we also understand very little about" concert.

Let me know.

Best,
Muhammed.

Currently listening : NeyNava/Song of Compassion By Hossein Alizadeh Release date: 01 June, 1995

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ineffective employment threats example No. 22: People from India

TuneEsq [2:21 PM]: don't talk back or i'ma outsource you

ShamaShamaShama [2:21 PM]: i'll move back to India and get the same job

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YOU ARE A MYSPACE RETARD IF

(written and originally posted by "Toe Side Titty" whose profile you'll find here give her some props).
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Why Myspace has made you a RETARD!!!

If you've done 3 things on this list, then you need to re-evaluate being on myspace..Please feel free to write with new ones, I'll add on if it's good.

1. If you are so desperate for attention that you post bulletins announcing your new pics, you are a myspace retard.

2. If anywhere in your profile you have asked people to leave you comments, you fuckin whiny bitch, then you are a myspace retard.

3. If your pics include any of you stripping for your webcam, you are definitely not getting enough human contact, and youre a myspace retard.

4. If you have spent 18 hours html-ing the shit out of your page, just to subject the rest of us to your boring ass life, and why you have too much time on your hands, you are definitely a myspace retard.

5. If you have photoshopped all your pics to the point of being unrecognizeable, you dumb fuck, then you are a myspace retard.

6. If you have a pic of your body with your head cut off as your main pic, you ugly fuck, then you are...yep, retarded.

7. If you send someone a mass generated email, once, or more, I want to kill you, AND youre a myspace retard.

8. If you make 5 spelling errors in 2 sentences, (foreigners excluded) learn how to fuckin use spell check, you myspace retard!!

9. If you ask to be my friend, EVER, the answer is NO, I DONT KNOW YOU, HOW CAN WE BE FRIENDS??!!!! you myspace retard...

10. If you've sent someone multiple emails, and they're STILL not writing you back, jesus H christ, take a fuckin hint, you retard!

11. If at any point you describe yourself as "cool" "fun" or "like to laugh," you need to make use of a thesaurus, and learn some new adjectives...retard.

12. If you dont know what a thesaurus or an adjective is, I'm going to find you and kill you...the world has enough stupid people.

13. If you write in aLtErNaTiNg letters, jesus that made me dizzy, you are a myspace retard.

14. If you write me some stupid ass email about why you disagree with any of this, then you rule retard land for sure. Handiman was your father wasnt he? Take a fuckin joke.
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Kia's additions:

15. If you leave messages for friends just to thank them for "the add," you're wasting valuable discspace on Myspace's server, and (yup), you're a myspace retard.

16. If one of your interests is listed as "sex," stay away from the children you sick fuck, and keep that shit to yourself you myspace retard.

17. If you're a chick and you leave ANGRY warnings about how dudes shouldn't write you and preemptively cuss them out for doing so, but have naked photos of yourself and your gigantic fake boobs (I mean, so big that there's smaller boobs orbitting them, and so disproportionate to your body that they're just. . . . just. . . fuckin' perfect), then you need to stick to posing spread eagle in OUI, you angry unfulfilled-in-life retard. Please email me if this applies to you and you wanna date me.

More to follow. . . please feel free to add but give the originator proper credit and props. . . she deserves it (and will probably kick your ass too if you don't, she looks like she's don't take no shit).

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