Ultimate question

WHO WOULD WIN!?



Post your reasons as to your decision.
Here's a few I got on MSN:

Mandrew - "I'm an emotional vegetarian. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films." says:
i guess the j-man would have the upper hand
Mandrew - "I'm an emotional vegetarian. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films." says:
seeing as vader would be heavier
Mandrew - "I'm an emotional vegetarian. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films." says:
and distracted by pretty gurlies

{ ed } says:
jesus
{ ed } says:
he'll knock of vader's helmet

Eddie - The voice of pricking dread is whispering insistent in my ear says:
Darth Vader
Liquid Soul says:
why?
Eddie - The voice of pricking dread is whispering insistent in my ear says:
dunno
Eddie - The voice of pricking dread is whispering insistent in my ear says:
he's wearing black

1:07 AM - 5 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

ATTACKED! KIDNAPPED! RAPED! AKA PARTY TIME!
Current mood: amused

Bahahahahahahahaha
FUNNIEST! EVER!

It was my 19th birthday today.

I got home from school, and Otis was standing there with a cupcake with a candle in it. He started singing 'Happy Birthday' so I turn around to close the door and I get jumped by three guys wearing beanies, sunnies, trenchcoats and gas masks (Alexi, Mandrew and Mischlewski). I get ductaped up, feet and hands, put in a shopping trolly and wheeled up the street. They were going to tape me to a tree in the park, but it started raining, and the duct tape on my wrists was cutting off the blood to my hands, so they span me around a few times, ran up and down the street and then took off the blindfold. I was then greeted by all the friends who were able to come. We went back home and had food, presents and watched the tape of the whole thing happening. I'll post the vid when I get a copy of it!

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I scare myself sometimes

I was talking to one of my many random contacts online, when they mentioned that they had to write an essay on the meaning of life. I was hungry at the time, and thinking about pie. Thus, the following was created. (It's right out of the MSN convo, so forgive my msn name every 2nd line)

Essay Topic:

The theme of the essay competition is the purpose of one's life. First ask yourself, is there a purpose to one's life? If your answer is no, why should we live at all? If your answer is yes, what do you think is the purpose of your life? Why? What kind of life will give (or you think will give) you the most fulfillment? How do you know? Is fulfillment relevant to a life well lived?

2000 word limit
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
ok
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
umm
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
meaning of life is to eat pie
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
pie is like life
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
it has a crust
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
and a tasty filling
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
and if you do it wrong it's messy
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
but if you do it just right
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
you be eatin' pie with style
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
Famous pie eaters include:
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
Socrates
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
Samuel L Jackson
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
Ghandi
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
and Juan Antonio Samaranch
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
The history of pie is also an important factor
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
the history if pie is like the evolution of life
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
it began when one man decided
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
hmmm...
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
what can I create that would be incredibly awesome
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
and contained in pastry?
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
so began pie
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
the first pie was not a great pie
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
it was not even a good pie
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
BUT IT WAS A START
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
pie took off and after the filling broke away from the crust to start a solo carrer, all seemed lost
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
but one night
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
after a huge drinking competition
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
they realised how much they missed each other
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
and became pie again
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
from then on
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
nothing could go wrong for the inseperable duo
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
the end
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
ps.
Liquid Soul - Lol 1 one won juan says:
pie


I hope I win the competition.

11:44 PM - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Oh wow... I'm blogging
Current mood: Burnt... IT'S A MOOD DAMNIT!

Oh wow... I'm blogging. What's wrong with me!? I'M SINKING TO A NEW LOW! Oh well, such is life. I figured today was as good a time as any to write an entry. I lasted a while, and it'll probably be a while before I write another, but here it is. I wonder how long I can talk about the fact that I'm writing something before I start writing about something interesting (if I write anything interesting, let me know and I'll be sure to fix it). That's probably the extent of my entry about writing an entry. I keep writing the word blog, but I loath the word and I keep deleting it. I dunno if there's any point in mentioning that, but I figure I'll delay writing anything with any substance for as long as I can just because I can... AND YOU HAVE TO READ IT!

...well not really. You could stop reading. YOU COULD! But will you? Will you leave now and never find out what happens? Maybe you'll skip ahead to get to the good bit, but the good bit may be what you skip by accident. How awkward for you. The question is, "Are you feeling lucky?". Actually I don't know what the question is. Noone does. The answer however, is 42. If you don't know what that is from, get the hell off my internets.

Any more meandering and I'll lose your interest, if A) I ever had it B) if you made it this far and havn't decided to kill me. Hell, I'm getting bored with this, and I'm the one writing. That can't be a good sign can it?! Who knows where I'll go from here. I certainly don't. Also probably a bad sign. I was going to write about Australia day, but I'm losing interest in this and if I don't stop soon I'll end up deleting this and wasting whatever time it took me to do write this much. Well here's the meat of what happened today:
Bridge D's for Australia day
Madfun
She has a pool
AND A SPA
Also has two blow up thongs about a meter long (the shoe kind, not the underpants kind... that would be weird)
Those things were awesome for floating on/battling on/jumping on
I got burned baaaaaaaaad on the schnoz

Oh, and on another note, the 'In my pants' game when played with Firefly quotes has yeilded some hilarious results.

Hands of blue, two by two, in my pants
Where are you hiding little girl in my pants
Do you know that girl in my pants?
Did he just go crazy and fall asleep in my pants?
Yes I've read a poem. Try not to faint in my pants.
That's not incense in my pants
Half of writing history is hiding the truth in my pants

That's enough from me. I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing on the internets before you made the mistake of reading this.
UNTIL NEXT TIME (If i can be bothered writing a 'next time'...)

Ps.

NINJAS!

4:07 AM - 20 Comments - 10 Kudos - Add Comment