Yeah... so I’m fine now. Got robbed but what’s really new?
Current mood: cantankerous

I am still awake.... day 2? 3? I don't even know at this point. Sleeping is an elusive stalker... always far enough away. Fuck.

So... I am over being furious with Nashville (but I am done with it), though it does make me vomit in my mouth and spit... and let me tell you... *I* am no spitter. This place is repugnant and stagnant. The same people are doing the same shit over and over again. It's like that fucking Groundhog Day movie, I swear. Nashville = a stinky black hole caught in shit time.

Cian says go to New Orleans. Todd says Mexico. Lars says L.A. The chicken says quack? No. Holy shit... I can't remember what chickens say, for real. What kind of twisted shit is that? I need a bloody Fischer Price toy.... I can't remember a fucking thing anymore.

Dear Mac Pro Dot Com,
When it comes to Make Up.... DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
If you can not get an order right, just call me. DO NOT GUESS.
Thanks,
Kit

Ugh.... being awake all the time make one day seem like a week.

*chirp* *chirp*

Oh... right. So, I had a "home invasion" go down. It was an assload of licky puppies but not at all. Fuck man.... and I relinquished all of my guns WHY again? Okay, so nothing was exactly registered ..... or had safetys.... but if I ever needed a fucking gun it was that day. Sadly, I doubt I'd have much of an issue shooting a mother fucker either.... because one thing you do not do to me is, well, invade my personal mother fucking space. If I can smell your breath and I know you, you are too fucking close.... and if I don't know you and I can see your eye colour, step back bitch. Seriously. I do not want to smell you... and I have a keen sniffer.

So right.... these fuckers cleaned my kid out more than anything. My spawn is spoiled rotten to the very evil little core. Every game system known to bloody man, ipods, *insert techie gadget of the week here*... you know the drill. Gone.

The fucking idiots were too god damned stupid to shoot me. What a bunch of idiots. Look losers.... if you rob a bitch and you let her see your stupid ass.... shoot her in the face.... she is fucking memorising every millimeter of your ugly mug and she WILL hunt your fucking ass down ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAS A PARTICULARLY BAD CASE OF PMS..... or is just feeling bitchy in general.

Long story short, we got 2 of the bastards and don't think for a second I am giving up on the 3rd. I won't. The downside is now I have all these "gang threats"... whatever, fucking either shoot me or shut the fuck up. You pussy ass mother fuckers are in NASHVILLE not COMPTON. Ain't nothin' "Gangsta" about fuckin' Nashville, idgits. You little shits stole your gang signs from old reruns of Cops.

So.... that was my last week or two.

One weekend my sister totals my car.... the next we get robbed..... Fuck man, this weekend I am looking forward to a good old fashioned pilaging. Takers?

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Moving the FUCK out of this shithole...
Current mood: enraged

Shit just took a FUCKED turn so... if I don't get back to you for a while, know I still am reading shit.

I'm getting the fuck out of Nashville. I only have been here for one reason, my family and now I don't have any.

I have to remain planted until next summer unfortunately but I won't miss this place one bit.

All this bloody time I have spent in this piece of shit town and I don't even know anyone anymore.... and honestly, I don't want to.

Fuck man, when I stopped slinging dope is when all the "friends" disappeared.... that was what... 95?  I have no problem saying you people are shit and I won't miss you or this redneck shithole for 5 fuckin' seconds.

In other fab news, my sister totalled my gorgeous Avalon and my insurance had lapsed......... I am so thankful to pay 18 thousand more fucking dollars on a car that is going to the scrap yard tomorrow. My sis had told me if she borrowed my car her insurance would cover her..... and I was stupid enough to believe it.

So.... one more year in this fucking town... and bye 'family' and 'friends' who were always both "fair weather" and full of dog shit anyway.

*finger*

Eat cock, Nashville.

Why the fuck did I ever leave Houston??? Oh, because I'd be dead by now. Like I'd give a flying fuck.

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Thank you for the overwhelming B-day wishes!!!!

All were appreciated.... I was...well, shocked at how many of you wrote. Thanks so much. You all made me feel special and I needed that this year :)

*kisses!*

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It’s aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Current mood: chill

Hey hey fuckholes.

How has shit been over the past several months?

I don't generally blog anymore but I think that is completely obvious.

What is up in my world, you ask? Okay you didn't but I know some of you actually get curious as to if I finally died of an attitude problem or something.

I moved. I live alone with my kid which is contradictory, I know, but living with a 12 year old makes me fantastize about living alone so just go with it. Boys hitting puberty.... oh shit I was not warned about this. I might have been intimate with a coat hanger had I known.

I just heard I have been fucking my first husband for the last year! Who knew??? I sure didn't. Rumours crack me up.... fucking bars. No wonder I don't bartend anymore. In fact, I do not even go to bars anymore.... at all.... but i still get talked about. I must be damn memorable or damn interesting or they must be damn bored and damn pathetic. Heh

I hate when i get a phone call that disturbs my thought process....

Yep.

That is what happened.

How have you been?

Oh to those of you I speak to on the phone.... I changed my number. Contact me if I've not given it to you.

Later.

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Merry Bloody Xmas
Current mood: pissed off

I should have bought myself something ridiculously lavish this year. Instead, I go broke doing everything for everyone else, per usual.... Only to listen to them bitch and whine all through the holidays, per usual. I'm tired of spending over 1000.00 dollars on each person only to get assaulted with "me, me me me" all holiday. Fuck everyone.

I am so over it, I took a bunch of seroquel Thursaday thinking maybe I could sleep through all this but it is saturday and it is 3:30 and I woke up 15 minutes ago. Bummer. I even drank a couple bottle of wine with it. You'd think I'd sleep until at least Monday night... but noooooooooooooo.

I should have gone to jail this weekend...... I slept through it.

usua;;y I am depressed during the holidays. This year I am pissed as fuck. Each year everyone expects more and more from me. I am tired.

I kinda of wish I'd have gotten sentenced to the 6-10 year shit. It'd be a god damn vacation.

Miss my dad.... miss my old life with no money but with no pressure either.

those of you upset that you don't have enough money for Christams? You're blessed, believe me. At least everyone you know isn't using you.

Merry Fucking Christmas and have a Hope I Never See Any of You Again New Year.

Currently listening : Everybody Hates You By Combichrist Release date: 08 March, 2005

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For those who keep e-mailing me asking....

yes, my fucking tits are real.

christ.

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Well... check it.
Current mood: relaxed

So, the witnesses did not show up to court... which is good. Instead of 2 felonies, I was able to plead down to a lesser charge.

Sure, I have jail on the weekends starting later this month, I have supervised probation..... I have an assload of fines and court costs and a few other things. However, it coulda/woulda been soooooooooooo much more of "teh shite".

For now, I guess I just sit around the house and the correctional facility being a good girl and what not.

I need to make some dramatic changes in my life anyway... including... everything.

I am tired of tempers and aggression and general bullshit. I'm over it. I used to start arguements and fights for the rush of it all and now I find myself walking off and rolling my eyes. Not because I'm some pussy.... but because why bother? No one is important enough for me to stress myself over. Though they think they are... and perhaos they once were... but not now. Vague? Sure... but if you know me in "real" you know damn well what I am waggin' about.

I find it odd that I am looking forward to weekends in jail. It will be like a vacation from bullshit... or at least a vacation from the same old bullshit, you dig?

What else?

Can't think of anything right now. I better just post and run because the cable keeps cutting out since the storms last night.

You kidlets be good.

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Hey Lady, Don’t make me take you into the yard....
Current mood: cranky

This has been the strangest day. I changed meds.... and who'd have thunk it... I am not any of the things I have been guessed I was over the past 15 years.. GO THEM!

Apparently I have ADD. You'd think they would have figured that out..... sooner.... You'd think I'd have had an evaluation... sooner.

Anywho...

Ritalin makes me sane. People say it is "speedy" but that is crap.... I assume if you actually need it, it is not speedy. I feel better than I have in ages.

In other news, my first husband is a cock sucking shit fuck asshole but I already knew that. How dare anyone that I am divorced from try and tell me how to live. The impotent ass fuck.

Also, I got mad and threw pears all over the living room and they don't spoil well. I shoudl have looked under the sofa.

Yep

I have not been social... duh.

Facing 6 years in prson on Tuesday so I am not into partying or being all Kanye West.... or even Snoop.

I am freaked out.

My mother baked me a cake with a huge nail file in it she bought from home depot. That was supportive aside from not.

Fuck

If I see you cunts, I see you.

Currently listening : Meteor & the Mighty Monster Trucks, Vol. 2 - Start Your Engines Release date: 18 September, 2007

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Easter Bloody Easter

I have to cook...

yes, my friends... hell has finally frozen over.

...and I truly believe this since it was 20 fucking degrees here in NashVile last night.

I went from laying out in the sun and playing with water balloons to getting my furs back out. Yes.... I am a dead animal wearer. No... I am not "PC". No.. I don't give a fuck what you think about it. Shove PETA up your dick.

I guess I should shower before I cook considering the weird things I did to my body in the last 48 hours.

Oh My!

The Easter Bunny came and all I got was a gooey face.

Ain't that some shit.

Currently listening : Small Change By Tom Waits Release date: 25 October, 1990

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Attention Minx

I am ashamed to say that...

I "put my sexy on".

I need an intervention.

Also.. I found who put the ICK back in Dick.

I'm aDICKted.

Currently listening : Screaming for Vengeance By Judas Priest Release date: 29 May, 2001

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