Moving my blog to Blogspot
Category: Writing and Poetry

I've moved my blog to blogspot.

The URL is http://thelanguishingsphere.blogspot.com/

Geez, I sound like one of those myspace whores...

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I found my SWORD!!!
Current mood: happy
Category: Life

Not THAT sword!   Get your mind out of the gutter, you perverts!

My bokuto!  It's been missing for about two months.  Found it in plain sight.

Don't know why I didn't see it there, it wasn't there every other time I looked there for it, but lo and behold there it was...

Yea!  Now I can practice striking down imaginary ninja assassins...  or pretending to be Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai...  Nah, rather pretend to be Ken Watanabee... at least he knows what to do with four feet of sharpened folded steel...

I miss kendo sometimes.

Not enough to put all twenty pounds of armor and keikogi and run around for an hour, but I still miss the combat.

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Thank god I'm snipped!!!
Current mood: horny
Category: Life

'Cause otherwise we'd be poppin' out kiddles everywhere...

Idle thoughts lead to idle hands lead to gyrating flesh...

As the snow falls, the house is heated by the friction of wet slippery flesh...

Go to sleep, sweet children, cause mommy and daddy have to turn up the heat!

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Mother Nature is a WHORE!
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Life

Well, actually a tease, but she's a whore too.

Damn snow. What the fuck?

Reminds me of two years ago when it was 70 out on Tuesday and the forecast was for sunny and 70.  When we got up it was 25 and snowing like a bitch.  Ended up with like 14 inches that day.

Seems the computer projects were, um, wrong for that prediction.

I'm hoping we can get back to the sun dresses and naked flesh and sex in as many positions as humanly possible.

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He shoots! He scoooooooooooooores!!!
Current mood: horny
Category: Life

Now SHE's the one riled up!

Time for a sequel to last night!

Whoo hoo!

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Did I mention it's SPRING???
Current mood: horny
Category: Life

Can't wait to seduce my wife tonight!!!

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World War Z...
Current mood: horny
Category: Writing and Poetry

I finished World War Z (an oral history of the zombie war) by Max Brooks. 

An interesting read, there were parts that were really captivating, and some that were just okay. 

Zombies overrun the world, hordes swarming over the living.  It's a collection of people telling their stories about what occurred in certain periods of time during the war.  It's broad reaching and tends not to focus on any one thing .. place .. time, which is kind of annoying because you'd like to know more about the people who moved north, who resorted to cannibalism (what is it with cannibalism that intrigues me so much?  Must have been that movie "Alive!" that i saw back in 11th grade...).

It's creepy in places, but those spans are very short which leave you wanting to know more. 

I'll probably read his Zombie Survival Guide next...

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It's SPRING!!!!!
Current mood: horny
Category: Life

Which means I'm horny as SHIT!!!

Every spring my body decides it wants to copulate like crazy.  As women show more and more skin my eyes develop wanderlust.  (my god, the mall over lunch there was this pair of women wearing sundresses, cut down the front like JLo's Oscar dress.   It was almost criminal.)

The curves, soft and gentle, sloping over hip and breast - goddamn the female form is beauty beyond beauty.  Finally, FINALLY!!, the heavy coats have come off, skirts are back in fashion and Keith is rolling in pheromones and hormones and all kinds of moans...

P.S.  I saw a van with a sticker on the back that read "I (heart) Satan".   That gave me a chuckle.

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Star Wars Battlefront
Current mood: happy
Category: Games

My 8 year old son is completely addicted to Star Wars Battlefront. 

His favorite weapon is the sniper rifle.

That's my boy!

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By the way....
Current mood: restless
Category: Life

I'm not depressed.

My life is fun - probably toooo much fun.

I've got a great wife, great kids, great friends we spend every weekend with (you know who you are!) and a great life.

Even still, I'm restless...  always seeking more... and that's where I'm going wrong.

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