Main pic question
Current mood: curious
Category: Life
Is there a correlation between how zoomed-in a person's main picture is and how fat they are? It's like inversely proportional. The less body you see the more body there is! If you see just an eyeball hit DENY or better yet MARK AS SPAM 'cause that's what they probably look like they're made of. Oh and ladies you aren't fooling anybody with this "tilt and turn sky shot" method of hiding your chunky monkey neck. It looks like you actually broke your neck to get it in the most awkward angle possible then held the camera up for Zeus to check the viewfinder...and I know it still took you 20 tries to "get it right"
(I know there are exceptions. Maybe it's a headshot or just people with close up main pics that are skinny. OK, well as I like to say, some people are born without an asshole.)
Another question, why is it the more weight chicks gain the more make up they start to put on? I'm not talking about girls that have always been bigger, they tend to actually know how to wear make up, if they wear any at all. I'm talking about the girls who were skinny then got a boyfriend and thought they didn't have to work out anymore. The ones who only get exercise by walking into the mall and straight to MAC...then the food court. WHO ARE YOU FOOLING!? If you think about it, you are probably using more make up than before since there is a greater surface area to cover. How expensive is that?! Don't you think you should put that money toward a gym membership and a nutritionist instead of Blushbaby Blush and Russian Red lipstick!?
AGAIN for the record I haven't always been skinny so don't start giving me crap like I can just eat whatever and don't gain weight. I was 50 lbs heavier when I was 21, most of which I gained in a year. Since I never really worked out before then it was really difficult to work off because I had no muscle under all that fat! I buckled down and got serious about nutrition and exercise, got in shape and I'm constantly making sure that never happens again.
I guess what I am saying is don't be in denial of what you look like or think you can covergirl it up. We can see you. Take a normal picture or go to the gym. Just remember...
running can't change your face.
PS- Why is it the hotter girls sound on the phone the fuglier they are? All the hot girls I know have weird deep ass voices while the sexy phone sex operator voices belong to...well chicks I just talk to on the phone.
Last fall, I did the voice over for the TV and radio commericals for Disney’s High School Musical The Ice Tour. It’s pretty funny how giddy I sound but hey, they paid me a lot of money.
So if you know Vanessa Hudgens...let her know I’m now in the Disney Family too and show her this. My phone calls to her haven’t been returned and I’m sure this will win her over.
Are most attractive young women uninformed when...
Current mood: disappointed
Category: Life
it comes to politics? I mean you don't have to know everything, I certainly don't, but I mean come on... you don't know that Tuesday is the California Primary Election? Let alone "Super Tuesday" (which I think is a gay name) where more than 20 states have their primaries? We're not even talking about stance...we're talking about do you even know this shit is going on RIGHT NOW?
I am of course talking about young attractive women in their 20s. I know maybe many young guys don't know either but I would bet more young attractive women are uninformed than young attractive men. If that is true, that's pretty disappointing considering this year's election will be one of the most important elections because Bush has been one of the most disliked Presidents in his final years. AND this is the first time in over 50 years we don't have an incumbant President or Vice President candidate. PLUS there is a WOMAN candidate who just might get the democratic nominee and could become President! I know more young women voted in the last election than young men, I just think all the hotties were at the mall!
I just thought of all the years for attractive young women to pay attention, this would be the year but I just don't see it! Maybe most hot young women don't care no matter what. Maybe because it seems too complicated? Maybe because they don't think it's important? Maybe it's just L.A.? I have no idea why actually.
I mean I always hear women complaining men don't appreciate them for more than their looks...but I mean come on, THROW ME A BONE! What, am I supposed to praise your Cosmo and Glamour collection? Or your shoe rack, photo albums and knick knacks that do nothing except collect dust?
I can already hear the "maybe it's the girls you are meeting" statement coming. While that is somewhat accurate I guess, it's not like I only know 5 girls or have only met 100. I pretty much have talked to every girl I found attractive.
To my knowledge, I only know one hot young single girl who is aware of this stuff and she doesn't even live in California! Should I just give up on expecting hot women to be somewhat aware of politics and accept men and women for the most part have separate interests? Or are there a bunch of educated, informed, attractive, single women out there I just have not met?
UPDATE: After many responses I have determined that there ARE SOME attractive young single women who are into politics! Unfortunately though they don't find ME attractive. Anyone want to start a band?
This is really getting to me...how extreme opposites can be actually very similar or at least closer than you would expect. Like really hot water sometimes tingles like it's freezing cold and you only have 2 types of people in your cell phone...people you want to call and people you don't want calling you. You keep those people's numbers so you can remember to not pick up. Extreme conservatives are just as crazy as extreme liberals and Brazil has given us the hottest women on the planet AND
a little gem called 2 girls 1 cup.
(if you don't know what this is you don't want to see it. It involves girls eating what looks like poop)
Now what...THE FUCK is going on?! This video is so popular it has videos of people watching the video...you would think since so many people are curious and there are tons of hits this should be making a lot of money...but they guy who made it said "...money is not the main reason why I make these films"
Unbelievable. I have 2 fears in life. One...I will go on a date with a hermaphrodite, it will be great and then she tells me she has a dick and I have to kill myself and B...I will get married and my girl says she likes to play with poo and I have to pay alimony because I ain't staying married to someone who fantasizes about Mr. Hanky.
Apparently its only like 350 bucks to make a scat film like that...which is crazy to me...thats less than regular porn! Don't you think they would have to pay MORE to get chicks to do that? I guess money isn't the reason why the girls "act" in those films. Some people just love pooping and puking i guess.
Which leads me to believe maybe there are more chicks into this than you think. I'm going to guess it's still small, less than 10 percent but thats still a lot of fucking people!
Now how many people are really really really good looking? Maybe less than 10 percent? So you know what that means? I bet all those really hot supermodels from Brazil like to feast at the fudge factory. That's right I bet Tom Brady drops a super bowl in Giselle's mouth from time to time. The chicks in the video aren't hot but they are the 350 dollar level scat snackers. Just like anything else hotter chicks cost more.
One cute girl's reaction on youtube is pretty tame, she just kinda giggles. All I could think was I bet this chick would do it for an ipod shuffle. She seems into it and she could use the resume credit right?
Arkansas beat LSU last night in FOOTBALL and Darren McFadden (and coach) gave the funniest interview ever. I just love how this is a huge upset and he is staring at this piece of shit bat the whole time his coach is hyping him up
This morning he called in on College Game Day and said "I got that wood" AGAIN! Hahaha ...I thought it was the battle for the golden boot WTF is this little baseball bat shit? It looks like a little league participation award
my favorite is how he sticks it up here without looking
I think I am going to go as him next year for Halloween
Thank you Arkansas though for beating LSU. Now WVU's got wood
A lot of spam emails tell you that someone has a crush on you. I guess it's a good feeling to think someone has a crush on you…but that's only cause you still have HOPE that its someone you like too. You think it might be that one hottie you just met, your friend's sister or your history teacher from 11th grade Mrs Surber but it NEVER is. Every time you find out who has a crush on you its always kind of a let down isn't it? It's never the person YOU have a crush on…because the person you have a crush on…has a crush on someone else!
It's something you never give up on though. You never think "Hey last time I heard someone had a crush on me it was a hideous slob, it's probably someone similar again." No, you get curious. "Oh is it that girl I met the other day?" No it's some person you totally forgot existed. "Oh it's…you. Great."
Has anyone ever had the person you have a crush on, have a crush on you back? No. And if it does happen…don't you kinda lose your crush on them? Because whenever someone is TOO into you too soon, you like them less. Crushes are pretty much a let down either way. It's someone you don't like or someone you did like but now they are creeping you out.
It's like there is always someone you like and someone who likes you…but it's never the same person! OK sometimes it's the same person and you have a relationship. Later you realize that person is actually someone you hate who also hates you….you just mistook it for liking them because you wanted to bang them
I think everyone is just running around not returning someone's phone call while they wait for someone to return their call. That's messed up because we all know it hurts to get rejected! But everyone is constantly rejecting and being rejected. You know what hurts the worst? Getting dissed someone you don't even like that much! That really sucks because it hurts worse to get rejected by someone you think you are better looking than.
You always want to be the person to turn someone down…even if you don't like them. I've been blown off by girls I didn't even think were that hot… but I still got all mad!? It's like "Let me get this straight…you are gonna turn ME down? Shit, you should be happy I'm calling; I'm doing YOU a favor! This was my community service bitch. I got parking tickets and I'm trying to work off the fine!"
Hey I did some jokes for this new MTV show called MTV's Most Valuable Players that comes out this Saturday February 16 at 2pm, re-airs at 6pm. It's a review of all the dating shows they have had, kinda in the Best Week Ever format with a bunch of comedians commenting on shit. Check it out!
UPDATE
Well I was on there for a total of like 30 seconds. Here are my comments...
Here is a little update on what I have been doing...
I had a Co-Star role in a pilot for FOX called The Beast. It's a really funny sitcom, I really hope it gets picked up for the fall. We taped at CBS/Paramount with a live audience, pretty fun!
I booked a radio commercial for Disney's High School Musical The Ice Tour. Wait till you hear it! Haha its so funny how excited I sound in it. It was really fun to record. Should be airing in late summer in the tour stop cities as the tour goes across the country.
I am almost done with my new website. It will be up soon!
I was a guest on the show Comics Unleashed which is a syndicated TV show, check your local listings. Did i just say check your local listings?
My episode will be airing in LA Tuesday night, May 8th after Jimmy Kimmel on ABC. I don't know what jokes made the edits but some of "The Hits" I'm sure are on there haha
I got a personal trainer last week. I am in pretty good shape (12% body fat) but I want to get ripped. I am pretty into nutrition
(little known fact: I have almost always been slim except 6 yrs ago I was 50lbs heavier for almost a year.. ugh! Thats when I learned about nutrition and exercise)
and I already work out regularly so it's just about getting on a new program and building about 5-7 lbs more muscle. Then get cut! Thats actually the easy part...
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